This is the Premium Walkthrough for Arnie Pye. Arnie costs 85 Donuts and starts off the tasks.
Arnie:Finally! How can you have Springfield without Arnie Pye!
Homer:My thoughts exactly. Who’s Arnie Pye
Arnie:I am. You know, “Arnie Pye, with Arnie in the Sky”… where “Pye in the Sky” would be better… that’s the joke.
Homer:Oh, right — Duffman.
Arnie:No! I do the traffic report on Channel 6. Now you’ll have to get out of my helicopter – it’s not rated to lift your load.
Make Arnie Pye Do a Traffic Report”. It takes 12 hours.
Arnie Pye in the Sky Pt.2:
Arnie:Hey, it’s the Channel 6 mascot dog, Newshound! You all alone out here, buddy?
Homer:Sort of forgotten and unappreciated by the Channel 6 powers-that-be. Just like your pal Arnie Pye.
Arnie:Let’s go for a walk. Maybe we’ll give Kent Brockman’s house a nice long visit and you can break a story on his lawn.
“Make Arnie Pye Walk Newshound”. It takes 8 hours
Arnie Pye in the Sky Pt.3:
Arnie:This is Arnie Pye with your in-depth, rush hour traffic. Everything looks fine. Surprisingly, there is not a car on the street!
Kent:Yes, it is surprising that you can’t place cars on the street.
Kent:But Arnie, we need more excitement. How about you do your report hanging out of the helicopter in a sky harness?
Arnie:That’s sounds incredibly dangerous. Why don’t you hang out of a sky harness, Kent?
Kent:I could never afford to have my thick hair messed up by that kind of wind. You, however, well… just put a lot of sunscreen on your scalp.
“Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 3″ which is to “Make Arnie Pye Do a Sky Harness Interview”. It takes 60 minutes
After the Task:
Arnie:What made you think that would be a good idea, Brockman!? The news copter went out of control and I was dangling helplessly underneath the entire time!
Kent:Yes, it was hilarious! We’re going to run footage of it for a story tonight at eleven.
Arnie Pye in the Sky Pt.4:
Comic Book Guy:This local-news-helicopter-fail footage is internet viral gold.
Comic Book Guy:I must be the first to post it! But it will take four hours to upload. I’ll use that time to do something productive.
Comic Book Guy:Like ride my “large man scooter” to Gulp ‘N’ Blow!
“Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 4″ which is to “Make Comic Book Guy Eat at Gulp ‘N’ Blow”. It takes 60 minutes
Arnie Pye in the Sky Pt.5:
Kent:Pye?! You’re not allowed to sit in my anchor chair? It requires that you look Anderson Cooper-distinguished or better.
Arnie:Oh, Kent, I’m so sorry – you didn’t hear? My internet clip went viral. It had more viewers than your show has had in twenty years.
Kent:But that would mean… twenty-five thousand people?
Arnie:Try twenty-five million people. I’m a sensation. Bobby Moynihan played me in a sketch on SNL! Who’s played you on SNL, Kent?
Kent:Nobody yet. But I’ve always thought Alec Baldwin has the right mixture of gravitas and looks to lampoon me properly.
Arnie:Pfft, he’s not even a regular! So there’s no way your parody could be a recurring character. That dream’s as dead as your anchor job.
“Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 5″ which is to “Make Arnie Pye Take Over as News Anchor”. It takes 4 hours
After the Task:
Comic Book Guy:When he’s not hilariously dangling from a helicopter, Arnie Pye is as boring as the drill in the movie “Armaggedon”.
Comic Book Guy:Actually, that drill bored into the asteroid quite effectively. Which was preposterous!
Comic Book Guy:Besides, Arnie Pye’s viral video is three days old now… which by internet standard means it’s over. Dead.
Comic Book Guy:As Dead as Bruce Willis in “Armageddon.” Spoiler alert. Oh please, you were never going to see it.
Arnie Pye in the Sky Pt.6:
Arnie:What?! I’m being replaced as anchor?
Kent:Too bad, Pye. It turns out people only like you when you’re making an idiot out of yourself.
Kent:But the good news is… there’s a giraffe loose on the Odgenville Highway. Time to rev those rotors!
“Arnie Pye In the Sky Pt. 6″ which is to “Make Arnie Pye Do a Traffic Report”. It takes 12 hours and “Make Kent Record Eye on Springfield” It take’s 12 hours.
And that’s the end of the Arnie Pie in the Sky Quests, Hope your all enjoying the new update as much as I’am.