Hello fellow tappers,
Superior-ior Squad HQ Pt. 1
After collecting Arbitrarium:
Almighty Ore! That’s Arbitrarium.
Gloyven-moyven! Did you say Arbitrarium?! That’s the rarest element known to nerd or man!
Rare elements always produce crazy reactions! Let’s use it to upgrade our HQ and “thwack” crime even more!
The Sky Finger needs a superhero name and I think I’ve got just the ticket!
Flaming Finger! Oops, no flame. Digit of Death! That’s sorta grim. Wait, I’ve got it… The Hand of Justice!
System Message: Congratulations! You can now earn Arbitrarium by capturing criminals!
Superior-ior Squad HQ Pt. 2
Task: Upgrade Your Superior Squad HQ to Level 5
Montgomery Burns State Prison Pt. 1
Mayor Quimby, I understand you’re suffering a crime wave. Perhaps I could offer up a new incarcer-arium…
But we already have a prison in Springfield.
Not an architectural wonder like the Frank Gehry Springfield Music Center!
All I did was remove orchestra seating to make it the most wretched hellhole on Earth!
Out with the old prison, in with the new!
Task: Place Burns State Prison
The quest “Unlock Clownface”, which is to “Unlock Clownface” appears in the taskbook.
After building, it spawns a Felon and:
Burns, your prison released a dangerous felon back onto the streets of our fair city!
He served two hours for three stabbings. That’s 40 minutes per plunge. I can’t ask more of a man.
He was given a life sentence!
The deal was that I only incarcerate felons, not namby-pamby them for life!
And when this brute is captured again, I look forward to collecting yet another incarceration fee!
I adore the revolving door prison system!
Burns, I hate that you came up with this idea and I didn’t!
Please note there’s an exploit during this quest. Check here to read about it!
Montgomery Burns State Prison Pt. 2
Holy Hangman’s noose! Someone needs to stop those felons!
There are too many targets for one hurling Pie Man to hit!
We’re going to need every superhero, sub-superhero, slight and insignificant hero to help save Springfield!
Since Santa’s Little Helper is sleeping on my couch, I’ll help.
Message: You can now send characters to help wipe out crime and earn bonus rewards!
Task: Send a Super Hero to Attack a Felon (4h)
Montgomery Burns State Prison Pt. 3
Task: Defeat Felons (x3)
Origin Story Pt. 1
Huh? Whah? Who am I?!… besides another version of a terrible clown?
You’re not Krusty the Clown!
You’re right. I’m different. Like I’ve been seltzered in the face with a Mind Control Ray. Hoy-hoy, kids! I’m Clownface the Clown!
Origin Story Pt. 2
As Krusty I steal the show with my yucks!
As Clownface, forget stealing the show with yucks! I’m out to steal bucks!
I’m less about show business and more about snow business!
By snow I mean ice. And by ice I mean diamonds. And by diamonds I mean… well, I mean diamonds!
By using fake TV show diamonds…
I can dupe the world of its real gems!
Task: Make Clownface Swap Real Diamond With a Fake
Location: Vulgari Jewelry Store or Krusty Burger
After collecting all prizes:
Task: Collect Carbon Rods [x3000]
This is all for now, Happy Hero-Tapping everyone!