Hello fellow tappers,
Important Note: If you haven’t collected all Issue 1 prizes, you can still collect Carbon Rods to reach the final prize, Clownface. Once you complete his questline, Origin Story, Clownface Rises quest unlocks. Once completed you can start Issue 2 properly. It’s no longer possible to collect Carbon Rods if you collected Clownface to recieve the Super Bonus.
When the player logs in on February 24:
System Message: Deep within Clownface’s Trailer of Doom…
The life of crime is a cinch.
But if I’m going to make a big score, I’m going to need some firepower…
…or some crappy Krusty merchandise that I can weaponize!
Maybe I’ll find something in all this junk…
Task: Make Clownface Check Krusty-Brand Merchandize
Location: Krusty Burger
No need to weaponize this stuff. This Krusty Krap is already dangerously explosive!
Time for Clownface to make a special appearance at the National Bank of Springfield! No autographs!
Here you go, hench-clowns! Explosive Pie Bombs – because every clown-based villain needs novelty weapons!
Wait… what? Did you say this pie was explosive?!
National Bank of Springfield
Oh boy, Gil’s first day on the job as a bank security guard.
I got a uniform, and a gun, and no bullets and everything.
Hoy-Hoy! This is a bank robbery!
Hey, you’re that clown from TV! Are you shooting your show right now?!
Uhh … sure. That’s it. It’s a sketch called “Laughing All The Way To The Bank.”
And you got the part of the guard who opens the vault and helps carry out cash and gems to the getaway car.
Aw geez, this is great! Gil’s big break!
Task: Place National Bank of Springfield
Task: Make Clownface Rob the Bank
Location: National Bank Of Springfield
The Collector Pt. 1
I seem to have been zapped with a Mind Control Ray, warping me back to Season 11’s — The Collector!
They’ll need a stronger mind-meld to overcome the fact that The Collector was encased in Lucite and died at the end of that episode.
The Collector Pt. 2
Comic Book Guy Starts
So what pray tell is the purpose of my character’s reboot?
You’re tagging along with me on my crime wave.
The Collector collects for no one other than my dear, sweet Kumiko!
The Collector is no fool. I threatened to swap his Super Squishee for a healthy alternative.
And they call me the villain.
Task: Make Clownface Steal The Collector’s Collection
Location: Android’s Dungeon
The Collector Pt. 3
Steal for me or kiss your own collection good-bye, Collector!
My Boba Fett Belt Buckle?! My Silver Surfer Fanny Pack?! My Dr. Who Sonic Screwdriver?! All gone! You monster!
I swear by The Collector’s crop-top T-shirt, I will return these items to their Mylar repositories!
Does this mean you won’t be back for dinner?
Miss dinner?! Never!I shall return pre-bibbed with fork and knife in hand, my sweet!
System Message: You can now help The Collector reclaim his belongings and exchange them for prizes!
Task: Capture Criminals to Find Lockpicks
Task: Exchange Lockpicks for the Botanical Garden
Precious memorabilia. How I’ve longed to run my stubby fingers over you!
A mere Mind Control Ray pales in comparison to my love of my keepsakes.
Please, I implore you to keep looking for more. I’ll reward you handsomely if you do!
System Message: Keep performing heroic deeds and finding more items on behalf of the Collector. New Prizes now available!
Task: Craft Zenith City Apartments
Task: Craft Zenith City Lofts
Task: Craft Zenith City Store Front
Zenith City Times
Task: Craft Zenith City Times
Dr. Colossus Returns!
It is I – Dr. Hector Von Colossus – the greatest evil genius of all time!
*gasp* Of course! Dr. Colossus must be behind Radioactive Man’s death!
The Mind Control Ray I purchased online worked better than I’d dreamed. And it came with free shipping!
I suppose we should now call him Radio-Inactive Man? HA HA HA HA!
Task: Make Dr. Colossus Laugh Maniacally
With Radioactive Man out of the way, I have big plans for Springfield. Some might even call them…
COLOSSAL … MUA HA HA HA!
System Message: What foul felony does Dr. Colossus have up his sleeve? Roll up your sleeves to find out on March 10th!
Dr. Colossus’ quest continues on March 10.
After collecting all prizes:
Task: Collect Pie-Bombs [x4000]
This is all for now, happy Hero-Tapping everyone!