Hello fellow tappers,
Looks like all those mutant vegetables from Part One of this event are finally gone.
Yeah, but if I know anything about Part Two’s, we’re headed for a diabolical twist that will blow your socks off.
Aaagh! Sideshow Bob… vegetables?
Mozart… Faulkner… HBO Dramas…
The town is full of mutant vegetables again, but now they look and sound like Sideshow Bob. We have to get rid of them!
You were right Lisa. It’s slightly worse than Part One.
It’s about the same but slightly worse!!!
Task: Squish Bob Clones [x5]
The Soup Thickens Pt. 2
Someone has created an army of Sideshow Bob mutant vegetable clones and sent them to kill me! But who?
It all comes back to Monsarno Research.
I have an interview there for a summer internship, but I can promise you, the interviewers won’t be the only ones asking some tough questions!
Task: Make Lisa Interview at Monsarno
Task: Make Lisa Ask Tough Questions
Location: Monsarno Research
The Soup Thickens Pt. 3
So Sideshow Bob used to be Director of Research at Monsarno?
Yes, and a little of his DNA accidentally contaminated the new GMO vegetables we’re creating.
A perfectly normal and predictable side effect.
Like Hell! This was all Bob’s plan to kill me with these terrible clones.
I don’t see how. They’re very inoffensive, and they make an excellent soup stock.
I might die of how ugly they are to look at.
Task: Reach Level 12 and Build Bart’s Treehouse
Task: Make Bart Hide in his Treehouse
Location: Bart’s Tree House
The Soup Thickens Pt. 4
Task: Make Bart Hide in the Brown House
Location: Brown House
The Science of Cooking
Greetings, vegetable-embattled citizens of Springfield.
I am here representing Frink-Co, NOT a division of Monsarno.
We’d like to be one but they refused to buy us, nnn-hoyvin.
Our expert scientists, by which I mean me, have developed a potent herbicide that should nip this plague in the bud, which is exactly where it needs to be nipped.
Just sprinkle this on the offending vegetable and die it shall.
Afterwards, you can cook it — the herbicide is basically MSG and Mrs. Dash.
Pushback Pt. 1
Task: Reach Level 13 and Build Android’s Dungeon
Task: Make Comic Book Guy Role Play Cosmic Wars
Location: Android’s Dungeon
Pushback Pt. 2
Professor Frink, you’ve got to kill these Bob-clones faster!
Everywhere I turn, I see them. I’m going crazy. Who knows what kind of pranking I could be driven to do?!
Dear God. We’re already known as America’s Doorstep-Burning-Poop-Bag Capital as it is. Do something, Frink!
Fear not. Frink-Co shall live up to our slogan: “The Science of Slaughter”.
It’s not a great slogan but it was the only one no one else had taken.
Pushback Pt. 3
Ms. Krabappel, where are you going with that vegetable Sideshow Bob Clone?
On a date.
These clones are real gentlemen. They’re well-groomed, they don’t gas on about themselves, and they always have something nice to say to a lady.
Plus if you kiss them you get vitamin C.
Task: Reach Level 22 and Build Krabappel Apartments
Task: Make Mrs. Krabappel Go on a Date
Location: Gilded Truffle
Pushback Pt. 4
Moe starts / Auto starts
Oh no you clones don’t — dating our ladies. I’ve got enough competition for women from real human men.
Although to be fair most women would rather clean sewer traps than go on a date with me.
It’s time to squash Sideshow-Bob-shaped squash!
Task: Squish Bob Clones [x25]
Pushback Pt. 5
Mrs. Krabappel starts
Damn it, the men of Springfield are squashing our handsome vegetable hunks.
Cecil, you better get more clones out on the streets or you’re going to get handbagged hard upside the head.
But that would violate every inch of scientific ethics.
The alternative is I violate several inches of you.
I’ll get right on it.
Task: Upgrade Monsarno Research to Level 8
Pushback Pt. 6
The single men of Springfield have formed a mob that wants to destroy all the Sideshow Bob clones.
And the single women have formed a mob that wants to create more of them.
We’ll solve this the traditional Springfield way…
Whichever mob destroys more property is the winner.
Task: Make Springfielders Riot And Smash Krusty Burger [x5]
Location: Krusty Burger
Task: Make Springfielders Riot And Loot Kwik-E-Mart [x5]
Task: Make Mayor Quimby Hide Out in the Brown House
Location: Brown House
Blessings of Guilt
Cecil Terwilliger, you and the Monsarno Corporation have caused an orgy of destruction that has left this town in a state that can only be called “slightly worse than normal.”
How do you propose to rectify this PR nightmare?
Well, the Corporation could do something to dramatically improve the cultural life of Springfield.
Donating some used magazines would do that.
I had in mind building an Opera House.
It sounds like an expensive boondoggle.
A boon of which you will receive an ample share of doggle.
We break ground in five minutes!
Whenever Monsarno runs into trouble, they build an opera house.
Once again, my brother Cecil is my unwitting dupe.
It was but a tiny effort to put some of my DNA into those vegetables, just as I added some Booberella DNA into these lusty leafy vegetables.
Isn’t that right, Boobarugula?
Hush, my sweet. There will be time for pillow talk… tonight.
Finally, after more then 3 years, Sideshow Bob is ours!
This is all for now, join us next time for more info on this update. Happy tapping!