Soccer Cup 2015 Walkthrough

EA just introduced into our towns a new skin for Duffman and 34 whole new flags. Right after the jump discover the funny dialogues this new items bring us with our full walkthrough.
TSTO_Splash_Screen
When you start the game, Homer will start the introductory quest.


The Perfect Pitch

Homer starts

Homer HeadI can’t believe it! You know what they’re showing on TV right now? Basketball!
70px-Tapped_Out_Lisa_IconNot that I care, but isn’t it the finals or something?
Homer HeadYou’re missing the point. Tap Ball has been around for a few days already. Why do all those other, vastly inferior sports still exist?
Homer HeadWhy haven’t LeBron James and Mike Trout and whoever-the-best-hockey-player-is quit their sports to play Tap Ball?
70px-Tapped_Out_Lisa_IconBecause the sports they play make sense, have consistent rules, pay them well, and won’t disappear in one month when you tire of running them.
Homer HeadNo, no, no, no! I cannot agree with a single word you just said. It’s quite obviously a marketing problem.

Task: Make Homer Draft A Marketing Plan
Time: 8h
Location: Simpson Home

70px-Tapped_Out_Lisa_IconBoy, Dad, you really went for it with this plan. Corporate tie-ins? Stadium naming rights? Can you possibly follow through with this?
Homer HeadI’ve always suspected I was pretty awesome at business.
Homer HeadPlus, it’ll be a snap. Everyone knows that sports only exist to sell alcoholic beverages to fans.
70px-Tapped_Out_Lisa_IconUh, I don’t think the ancient Greek Olympic Games were created to sell wine.
Homer HeadSure they were! And many years before that, some caveman figured out how to ferment saber tooth tiger poop, and invented Rock Ball to promote it.
Homer HeadHey! That gives me a good idea — we should add rock-throwing to Tap Ball. Nobody doesn’t like watching guys get bonked by rocks!
70px-Tapped_Out_Lisa_IconI’m pretty confident no major beer company is going to sponsor Tap Ball…
Tapped_Out_Duffman_IconIntroducing Lady Duff! The first beer brewed especially for the ladies! And now, the official beer of Tap Ball!
System Message: Lady Duff is now available in the store!
Lady Duff Available Store


In the store, you can now find Lady Duff, the skin for Duffman. If you buy it, a questline unlocks.


unlock_duffman_lady
All My Sober Ladies Pt.1

Duffman starts

sidebar_duffman_ladyHey, girls! Haven’t you ever wished there was beer just for us ladies?
sidebar_duffman_ladyA smooth-drinking brew, lady-filtered from the freshest female hops and she-barley?
sidebar_agnesYes! This is all I’ve ever wished for!
Tapped_Out_Selma_IconYou mean I can finally get drunk too, just like the fellas?
sidebar_duffman_ladyAs drunk as you like, sister! Passing out on the barbeque isn’t just for the guys anymore.
sidebar_duffman_ladyIt’s time for women to stand up and demand equal inebriation.
Marge HeadFinally! A transparent, meaningless beer-marketing campaign that’s aimed at me!

Task: Make The Women Of Springfield Get Drunk [x10]
Time: 12h
Location: Moe’s Tavern

All My Sober Ladies Pt.2

Homer starts

Homer HeadMy Lady Duff marketing tie-in is a huge success! Every woman in Springfield is partying down 24/7!
Homer HeadNow to celebrate with a nice, home-cooked meal.
Homer HeadOh, Marge! Marge, my beautiful wife! I give you permission to cook for me!
Bart head iconShe’s at Moe’s with all the other ladies, you dummy.
Homer HeadAre you saying that my marketing genius has cost me the woman who is entirely responsible for my care and feeding?
Homer HeadTHESE HARD-PARTYING LADIES MUST BE STOPPED! EVERYONE, TO MOE’S AT ONCE!
Bart head iconI’m a kid. I can’t go to a bar.
Homer HeadWHEN I SAY “EVERYONE, TO MOE’S!” I MEAN “EVERYONE, TO MOE’S!”

Task: Make Lady Duff Promote Lady Duff
Time: 4h
Location: Moe’s Tavern
Task: Make Homer Confront Lady Duff
Time: 8h
Location: Moe’s Tavern

All My Sober Ladies Pt.3

Duffman starts

sidebar_duffman_ladyDrink up, Duffettes! For too long, you have stood silently by while your men ruined their health and brains with beer. Now it’s our turn!
Homer HeadEveryone, put down your beers! At least one gender needs to remain sober, and it’s not going to be men!
sidebar_duffman_ladyChill out, handsome. Guys can still enjoy the beer lifestyle.
Marge HeadHomie, I finally understand the appeal of Moe’s Tavern! Dance with me!
Homer HeadNo, Marge! Don’t you see? You’re falling for slick advertising. Beer doesn’t make you cooler, or sexier. It only does that for guys!
sidebar_duffman_ladyWhoa! We’re not going to listen to that, are we, gals? Keep partying! Keep partying forever!
sidebar_duffman_ladyOH YEAH!!!!!!!
70px-Tapped_Out_Lisa_IconWait a second…

Task: Make Lisa remove Lady Duff’s Wig
Time: 6s
Location: Moe’s Tavern
Requires: Lady Duff

70px-Tapped_Out_Lisa_IconLady Duff isn’t even a woman. She’s a Duffman!
Tapped_Out_Duffman_IconThat doesn’t mean us girls… er, you girls… have to stop lady-partying, does it? Ah, I suppose it does.
70px-Tapped_Out_Lisa_IconSee, Dad? I told you that if you let Tap Ball become just another way to sell advertising, you’d cheapen it.
Homer HeadYou’re right. Tap Ball has become a total joke. And yet, somehow it’s still way better than your precious soccer.
70px-Tapped_Out_Lisa_IconOh yeah? Well in that case, the women in this town challenge the men to a game of soccer!
Homer HeadI’m… not ENTIRELY sure how that follows from our previous discussion.
Homer HeadCould pad this quest out with a few more missions, I guess. Very well, then. YOU’RE ON!!!

All My Sober Ladies Pt.4

Lisa starts

70px-Tapped_Out_Lisa_IconOkay, women. It’s time to show those men who’s boss!
Tapped_Out_Miss_Hoover_IconMight I point out that we’re all still a little drunk?
70px-Tapped_Out_Lisa_IconIf you can teach my class after you’ve been drinking, you can play soccer!
Tapped_Out_Miss_Hoover_IconYou know about that?
70px-Tapped_Out_Lisa_IconYes, and it’s something we should talk about. But not now! Let’s make those men rue the day they challenged us!
Marge HeadBut YOU challenged THEM. And I’m still not sure of the logic behind it all…
70px-Tapped_Out_Lisa_IconNeither am I. It just kind of slipped out. But I’m still kind of angry for whatever reason, so… LET’S GET ‘EM!

Task: Make Men Play Soccer [x11]
Time: 1h
Location: Springfield Elementary
Task: Make Women Play Soccer [x11]
Time: 1h
Location: Springfield Elementary

All My Sober Ladies Pt.5

Homer starts

70px-Tapped_Out_Lisa_IconI can’t believe we lost 34-0.
Marge HeadWell, we didn’t exactly get many calls. I didn’t know soccer had a penalty called “icing.”
70px-Tapped_Out_Lisa_IconYou know what? It doesn’t! I think this contest was rigged!

Task: Make Lisa Eavesdrop On Shady Dealings
Time: 12h
Location: Springfield Elementary

Homer HeadCoach Krupt, thanks for rigging the game for us. You’re a spectacularly crooked referee.
sidebar_coachkruptI’ll be taking my payment now…
Homer HeadHere you go. One Bombardment ball.
sidebar_coachkruptOh, yes. Yes oh yes oh yes. Come to Papa, sweet ball. BOMBARDMENT!!!!!
70px-Tapped_Out_Lisa_IconDad! You cheated! How could you?
Homer HeadIt all starts with wanting to win. Then, you throw in a little lack of moral fiber, and sprinkle liberally with having no class whatsoever.
Homer HeadStir it all together and presto! You get a guy who’s willing to sink to a new low, just to beat his daughter at a sport he hates!


When you start the game you’ll also recieve a notification of flags being available in the store and some dialogues.


flag_donut_menu
Flags

Auto starts

System Message: Flags are now available in the store. Get one today and show your patriotism!
Flags Available Store
65px-Tapped_Out_Carl_IconHow come Norway gets a flag, but Iceland, the country where I was born, doesn’t?
Tapped_Out_Bumblebee_Man_IconSi, I want to show my heritage too!
68px-Tapped_Out_Lenny_IconWhat are you talking about? There’s a Mexican flag for sale.
Tapped_Out_Bumblebee_Man_IconStupido! I am from Iceland, same as Carl.
65px-Tapped_Out_Carl_IconNobody’s backstory makes any sense anymore.


If you buy some of the flags, you’ll also recieve some quick text.


flag_japan_menu
Japan Flag

Auto starts

sidebar_comicbookguyKumiko, my lovely wife. Do you miss your homeland of Japan?
sidebar_kumikoJapan is a serene and beautiful land. That suffers daily attacks from giant monsters.
sidebar_kumikoSpringfield is much more quiet. Except for the frequent explosions, giant domes, supervillains and mutant plants, of course.

flag_brazil_menu
Brazil Flag

Auto starts

Homer HeadIf you were expecting a mean joke about Brazil, we decided to go easy on them for once.
Homer HeadExcept to mention the fact that there are monkeys everywhere. They clog the streets, touching every part of Brazilian life.
Homer HeadBut other than that, great place.

flag_scotland_menu
Scotland Flag

Auto starts

70px-Tapped_Out_Willie_IconTHE SCOTTISH FLAG IS MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN EVERY OTHER FLAG IN THE WORLD COMBINED.
70px-Tapped_Out_Willie_IconSorry. Needed to be said, though.

flag_jollyroger_menu
Jolly Roger Flag

Auto starts

Tapped_Out_Sea_Captain_IconPirates! Batten the hatches! Load the cannons! Prepare to be boarded!
Tapped_Out_Sea_Captain_IconFast losing my grip on reality. Yar.

flag_canada_menu
Canada Flag

Auto starts

Homer HeadOh, great. Canada. America’s hat. What have they ever accomplished?
Tapped_Out_Barney_IconSeriously, Homer? Canada has all the good parts of America, with none of the bad.
Homer HeadI know. Secretly, we all know.

flag_australia_menu
Australia Flag

Auto starts

Tapped_Out_Rainier_Wolfcastle_IconI will fly the Austrian flag proudly from my private jet!
Tapped_Out_Rainier_Wolfcastle_IconWait — this is an AUSTRALIAN flag! What an outrage!
Tapped_Out_Rainier_Wolfcastle_IconAlso, I have not been able to afford a private jet in years. The film career… it has entirely dried up.

flag_wales_menu
Wales Flag

Auto starts

Homer HeadHow come Wales’ flag has a dragon! That’s the coolest thing ever! Why doesn’t we have a dragon on OUR lousy, boring flag?
70px-Tapped_Out_Lisa_IconWell, dragons aren’t really a part of American culture or history.
Homer HeadWhat are you talking about? Our culture is now almost entirely “Game of Thrones”-centric. There’s dragons in that.
70px-Tapped_Out_Lisa_IconWhy don’t we just stick with the stars and stripes? I’m still mad about the Red Wedding.


And this is all for now, shamefully no freemium content in this part of the update. Join us later for more on this event, happy tapping!

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