The adventure continues as our friends continue playing Tap Ball, but something new is coming at the orizon, and yet, something old. Follow us after the jump for the walkthrough on the short continuation of the main questline!
When you log into the game, the second part of the event will be started by Homer.
Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 8
Well, that settles it — Homer Simpson is a marketing genius.
I mean, if there were some sort of theoretical ranking of the most popular sport people came to for the first time —
— Tap Ball wouldn’t even be on it, because it’s free.
But if there was some list of the most PROFITABLE sports, amazingly Tap Ball would be near the top!.
At least from time to time. Depending on if the latest updates to our “sport” were any good.
And all because a few individuals, for whatever reason, are willing to spend a lot of money on Tap Ball premium items!
Who are these people?
I don’t know. But they sure are wonderful.
If it weren’t for their generosity, I could never hire writers to create this hastily thrown together but occasionally funny dialog for me to say.
I represent Electronic Arts. We’re big fans of Tap Ball, and money in general. We would love to make a video game based on your sport.
If you’ll sign here, we can have “Simpson’s Tapped Ball” in stores in less than two months.
They sell video games in stores?
For the next few years they still do.
Task: Make Homer Squeeze into a Motion Capture Suit
Location: Simpson Home
Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 9
That was a clear violation of rule twenty-four: no running over other players with a foreign-made car.
You’re right! Totally forgot. Sorry, Carl.
No problem. Even I have to admit it was a pretty good squishing.
I’m a little worried about how competitive people are getting.
Competition is what made America great, back when it used to be great.
Sport isn’t just about beating your opponents and showing off. What about sportsmanship? Teamwork? Friendly competition?
Hmmm… I guess it works for the New England Patriots…
I’m going to make up my own version of Tap Ball! One that encourages people to work together.
Why would people work as a team to share a prize when they can compete to keep their own prize?
People aren’t so selfish. You’ll see.
System Message: You can now play catch with other Springfields! Throw a ball into their Springfield and they’ll throw one back to you! Everyone can work together to win community prizes.
Task: Purchase Sports Ball
Task: Throw a Ball in Another Springfield
Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 10
Mr. Homer, as a corporate sponsor of Tap Ball, I have grave concerns about this new “Co-operative Mode.”
A sport where no one loses is a sport that you cannot bet on. We’re turning our back on degenerates!
It is my duty as a team owner to pretend I disapprove of gambling, while simultaneously doing everything I can to encourage the practice.
You’re right. Think of the bookies. The poor bookies…
Co-operative Mode is un-American! I want losers I can feel sorry for, and winners I can resent for gettin’ paid too much!
No! Co-operative Mode is sport at its finest! Support Co-operative Mode!
Don’t listen to her! Support the other thing!
Task: Make Springfielders Support Competitive Mode [x10]
Task: Make Springfielders Support Co-operative Mode [x10]
Location: Stadium Entrance
And this is all for the main questline, join us later for more on this event, happy tapping!