Let’s start with the Baseball Stadium.
My strange, beehive-themed basketball stadium is a stirring reminder that the idiot public can be made to pay for anything.
They build me a $250,000,000 stadium, and I provide them with a few minimum-wage jobs slinging hot dogs forty nights a year.
Ay-yi-yi! Una gran casa para mi familia!
Task: Make Burns Learn About Modern Basketball
Location: Control Building
If the user has Bumblebee Man: Task: Make Bumblebee Man Move into the Stadium
Location: Basketball Stadium
My beautiful stadium has been infested with bees! Smithers, call a bee exterminator!
No es bueno, Senor Burns! Soy un hombre!
I think he’s saying that he’s a man, sir.
Well, we have exterminators for those, too.
They are slightly more expensive than insect exterminators.
True, but I do so love watching them work.
Then we’ve the second skin for Grampa, returning from the “Gorgeous Grampa” tie-in and the Yard Sale 2014: Gorgeous Grampa.
Sports were better in my day, when we played them without equipment.
We didn’t have baseballs, so we used a rock. And we didn’t have baseball bats so we used a different rock.
But the greatest equipment-less sport of all was wrestling! Just two oiled-up men grabbing each other’s anatomy.
Attention everyone! Tap ball players over the age of 60 must wear a shirt.
Wrestling with a shirt on ain’t wrestling!
System Message: Gorgeous Grampa is now available in the store! He can’t play Tap Ball, but with hair like that who cares?
And last, we’ve a new skin for Bart, that also unlocks a new character: Jockey Bart and Furious D.
Duncan! My old racehorse! You’re back!
Whaddya say? Should we get back on the track?
And then make another visit to the secret underground lair of the murderous jockeys?
Yeah, I guess not. Nobody was too crazy about it the first time. Kind of a misstep, they all said.
Well lets find what it is that you do want to do.
Task: Make Jockey Bart and Furious D Find a Hobby
Location: Springfield Library
Requires: Furious D
D Biscuit Pt. 2
Task: Make Jockey Bart Whip Around Town
Task: Make Furious D Be Cool
D Biscuit Pt. 3
Last time I saw you, D, you were running off with that lady horse. What happened with you two?
Yeah, buying a house is tough. Don’t feel bad — the stress causes a lot of couples to break up.
Let’s commiserate, over a meal that’s most likely made from a relative of yours.
Task: Make Jockey Bart Eat at Krusty Burger
Task: Make Furious D Eat at Krusty Burger
Location: Krusty Burger
D Biscuit Pt. 4
See, I just think you need to get back in the saddle. Or, under the saddle, in this case.
That filly had you wrapped around her hoof so tight, you forgot that you’re born to run.
What do you say? Should we go for a practice run?
*makes a gesture that, when it comes from a horse, means “I don’t know, Bart. It’s been so long.”*
Just a quick gallop around town.
Task: Make Jockey Bart Ride Around Town
D Biscuit Pt. 5
Task: Make Jockey Bart Check the Race Schedule
Location: Springfield Downs
D Biscuit Pt. 6
Task: Make Jockey Bart Ride Furious D Around the Track
Task: Make Furious D Run Around the Track
Location: Springfield Downs
On job start:
How come we’re the only horse in this race?
*neighs. Translation: “Maybe the obese policeman will know why.”*
I sure do know why! D is the only horse in Springfield. Lisa had a pony once, but we haven’t gotten around to that story yet.
Shut up, all of you! I got a thousand bucks on this one-horse race!
This is all for now, join us later for more on this event, happy tapping!