Tap Ball Act 3: Main Quest Walkthrough

The end is near. The game is over. No more Tap Ball soon. No more! Follow us after the jump to start the walkthrough of the final act!
TSTO_Splash_Screen
When you log into the game, the final part of the event will be started by Homer.


Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 11

Homer starts

Homer HeadCo-operative Tap Ball is a hit, sweetie! Now it’s time to reward yourself by inventing a slew of arbitrary rules.
sidebar_lisa_soccerReally? Well, okay. I guess it’d be nice if we could encourage players to be nice to each other.
Homer HeadGreat! Rule one: any player who isn’t smiling gets ejected and receives a lifetime ban.
sidebar_lisa_soccerRule two: when a player scores, the other team must congratulate her, and they have to mean it.
sidebar_lisa_soccerIf she feels like maybe they’re faking, the game is over.
Homer HeadYou’re doing it, honey! You’re power-mad!
sidebar_lisa_soccerThis is fun! Rule three: if you like a boy on the other team, he has to like you back!
Homer HeadNow we’re playing some sports!

Task: Make Lisa Invent More Rules
Time: 24h
Location: Simpson Home

Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 12

Homer starts

Homer HeadPeople seem to be losing interest in Tap Ball. What do I do now?
70px-Tapped_Out_Willie_IconAch! No sport is interesting for very long without a wee scandal. Got any cheaters in your league?
Homer HeadCheating is part of the game. Literally. If you don’t cheat, it’s a two-stroke penalty.
Homer HeadBut what about a good PDD scandal?
70px-Tapped_Out_Willie_IconWhat’s a PDD?
Homer HeadPerformance-degrading drugs. By which I mean beer. Hey everybody! Follow me to Moe’s! We’ve got a match tonight!

Task: Make Homer Create a Tap Ball Scandal
Time: 12h
Location: Moe’s Tavern
Task: Make Tap Ball Players Drink at Moe’s [x7]
Time: 8h
Location: Moe’s Tavern
Characters: Homer, Marge, Mr. Burns, Apu, Jasper, Ned, Lugash, Crazy Cat Lady, Drederick Tatum, Grampa, Comic Book Guy

Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 13

Homer starts

Homer HeadGather ‘round, team. Tonight is the championship match.
Homer HeadBefore we go out there, I want to say how proud I am of you. We’ve faced a lot of adversity this season.
Homer HeadI’m not one for inspiring speeches, but as the team’s leader, and a God-like figure in your eyes, I know you crave my peerless leadership.
Homer HeadLet’s leave it all on the field tonight, guys. Let’s have no regrets.
Homer HeadWhatever happens in the next ten innings, and the subsequent six quarters, I know you’ll give me everything you’ve got.
Homer HeadAnd I’ll make you this promise:
Homer HeadThat come what may, I’m going to keep changing the rules so that we win 1000-0.
Homer HeadThere is literally no way for us to lose. We’ve already won. So do whatever you want out there.
Homer HeadI honestly don’t care if you even show up. We will still win. By a lot.
Homer HeadSo let’s get out there and DO THIS!!!!!!

Task: Make Tap Ball Players Play in the Championship Game [x4]
Time: 24h
Location: Stadium Entrance


This concludes the main questline, join us later for more on this event, happy tapping!

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