Black Friday is here! 4 days of deals on many premium items! But Black Friday is madness. You never know what’s on offer and how much it costs till it appears… Unless you follow us after the jump for the complete list of all deals, days per days, hours per hours, of 2015 Black Friday!
Just like last year, you require the original amount of donuts to purchase the item, but you’ll recieve back the rebate donuts. In the tables below is in complete details the list of all the deals.
Note: The Funzo Bundle can’t be obtained if one of them has already been bought.
Today, November 27th at 8am GMT, the dialogue of the offer starts automatically on login, spawning Gil with his offer.
Yesterday we gave thanks for our many blessings. Today we give thanks for fantastic bargains! It’s Black Friday!
Get in the car, everyone. I don’t want to miss a minute of fighting other women for the last discount purse.
Oh, I hate that! Some lady always elbows me in the belly.
I feel sorry for the lady who just got her elbow stuck in lard quicksand.
Well, if you hate leaving the house on Black Friday, shop online at Ol’ Gil’s cyber store!
I’ve spent all my pharmaceutical trial money collecting a Black Friday grab bag of goodies, and I’m ready to sell them to you. You shop, I ship.
And the cherry on top? Ol’ Gil will give you back donuts for every purchase you make!
Every hour, for the whole duration of the update, he’ll reappear saying:
Check out our newest rebate offer!
Tomorrow, November 28th at 8am GMT, a second dialogue will start: Apu challenges Gil!
In two days, November 29th at 8am GMT, a third dialogue will start: a bet between Apu and Gil.
Mr. Gunderson, if you think your cyber store can outsell my Kwik-E-Mart, you are sadly mistaken.
Well, I’m feeling pretty good. Care to bet some money on who sells more?
I am not a gambling man.
Actually, my chief source of income is selling lottery scratchers, so perhaps I am. You have a bet!
The latest Black Friday deals are on November 30th, just before Cyber Monday starts!
Once you buy any item, Gil will thank you:
Next monday, November 30th at 8am GMT, Cyber Monday starts with another dialogue between Apu and Gil and a new offer:
Boy, it’s Cyber Monday, and I’ve got a whole heap of tech doodads for sale at my cyber store.
Apu doesn’t have a chance of winning our bet about who sells more.
You are wrong! The Kwik-E-Mart Central Office is announcing unbeatable deals.
Everything is on sale at our brick and mortar stores, including the bricks and mortar.
In fact, even the Central Office is on sale. Lovely building, Himalayan location, sherpa parking.
If Apu sells that Central Office I’ll lose our bet for sure. And I already made a down payment on a cardboard box to sleep in.
I’ve got to stop it. Luckily, no one is better at blowing a sale than Ol’ Gil.
If you decline the offer, Gil wins the bet
You didn’t buy the mountain thing! I won my bet with Apu!
I’m gonna buy some ten-dollar shoes and take Sally from Accounting out for a slice of banana cream pie!
You got lucky this time, Gil. And as every good gambler knows, you’ve got to keep pushing your luck until it collapses in disaster!
If you accept the offer, Gil loses the bet
Aw, you bought the Central Office. That means I lose my bet with Apu.
So long, money. So much for me taking Cindy from Shipping out for cheeseburgers and malted milks.
I wonder if that Central Office is hiring?
Kwik-E-Mart Central Office will be available for 48 hours till December 2nd at 8am GMT.
But the Kwik-E-Mart Central Office isn’t the only item on offer that day, as every 3 hours, old items returns too.
On December 1st, the latest deals unfolds, closing the whole sale!
|5am||Robby The Automaton||40||8||32|
If you buy a character that requires a higher level then yours, a system message will appear. The character is playable but you won’t unlock his questline till you reach the level.
|The Happy Sumo
|Akira comes with a premium quest line which will unlock at level 27!|
|Chester Dupree comes with a premium quest line which will unlock at level 24!|
|Chester Lampwick comes with a premium quest line which will unlock at level 15!|
|Disco Stu comes with a premium quest line which will unlock at level 15!|
|Don Vittorio comes with a premium quest line which will unlock at level 17!|
|French Waiter||French Waiter comes with a premium quest line which will unlock at level 19!|
|Cracker Factory Luann||Luann comes with a premium quest line which will unlock at level 8!|
|Lugash’s Gym Lugash||Lugash comes with a premium quest line which will unlock at level 29!|
|Sherri and Terri||Sherri and Terri come with a premium quest line which will unlock at level 12!|
Join us next time for more info on this update, happy tapping!