Winter 2015: Act 2 Prizes Walkthrough

Christmas is the time of giving, and this event EA has given us many gifts and prizes. Join us right after the jump for the walkthrough of the act 2 prizes!

Picture on a Rembrandt

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Moe: I don’t know where my head’s lately but I know one place it ain’t — on a Rembrandt.
Moe: And I’ve always wanted to have my picture on a Rembrandt.
Moe: I think, ultimately, my purpose in life is to have my picture on a Rembrandt.

Task: Unlock Picture on a Rembrandt
Task: Place Picture on a Rembrandt

Lisa: Rembrandt was a revered Dutch painter from the 17th century. Maybe Moe feels it would be an honor.
Homer: When he could have his picture on a beer bottle from this century?! I’ll never understand bartenders.

Abercrombie & Rich

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Marge: I need to find a gift for Homie. What do you get for the man who’s eaten, drank and passed out on everything?
Marge: I know for sure he’s not picky.
Marge: But I would like to find him something unique. Something manly and sexy.
Selma: We know exactly where you should shop for the modern over-packed pile of lard.

Task: Unlock Abercrombie & Rich
Task: Build Abercrombie & Rich
Task: Make Marge Go Christmas Shopping
Time: 4h
Location: Abercrombie And Rich

Marge: This clothing store is so fashionable. And the staff looks like they jumped right out of a magazine.
Marge: Even the mannequins are oo-la-la handsome. And most of them don’t even have heads!
Marge: I’ve been browsing all day but I haven’t found anything that fits Homer. Even the stretch socks are too much of a stretch.
Marge: I’ll have to accept that the only six-pack Homie is ever going to have is one pulled from our fridge.

Ye Olde Chocolate Shoppe

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Apu: I am sorry, Homer, but my shelves are empty of Butterfingers.
Homer: WHAT?! You can’t do that to me, APU!
Apu: Jimbo, Dolph, and Kearney stole every last one of them.
Homer: And you just let them?!
Apu: During the holidays I have a soft spot in my heart for all criminals, thugs, and hooligans.
Homer: Ohh… where else in town can an overweight man get candy?!

Task: Unlock Chocolate Shoppe
Task: Build the Chocolate Shoppe

Homer: Ooh, a new place I can shop for chocolaty treats while I sneak mouthfuls of them browsing.
Lisa: Dad, that’s stealing! You should pay for everything you eat.
Homer: Honey, if I paid for everything I ate we wouldn’t have a home, or a car, or the clothes on our backs.

Buckingham Pay-Less Motel

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Grampa: Son, my brother Cyrus just arrived in town. I thought it’d be brotherly if he stayed with us for the holidays.
Grampa: All he brought is one bag… and his 15 Tahitian wives.
Homer: And you want them to stay here?! I’m not waiting for 15 ladies to use the bathroom!
Grampa: They’d still all finish before I did.
Grampa: Fine! I’ll find ‘em all another place to lay their leis and park their coconuts.

Task: Unlock Buckingham Pay-Less Hotel
Task: Make Abe Inspect Motel
Time: 4h
Location: Buckingham Pay-Less Motel

Grampa: Pip, pip and cheerio! There’s tea and crumpets on every nightstand and fish & chips under every pillow.
Grampa: The Brits sure know how to class up a motel.
Grampa: You also got a huge HD TV playing a Jack the Ripper movie. Oh wait. No, that’s just a window into the alley.
Cyrus Simpson: This place is cheap! I can afford a room for each of my wives and I can sneak into their rooms and think I’m cheatin’ on all of the others!

Festivus Comic Book Guy

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Task: Unlock Festivus Comic Book Guy

Rest of Us for the Festivus Pt. 1

Comic Book Guy starts

Comic Book Guy: Oi, it looks like the latest Hollywood drek is slated to wash up on a shore near you this summer.
Comic Book Guy: “Dark, Gritty Reboot 3: The End of Ideas”
Comic Book Guy: Yet another disservice to the fanbase that made them great, in the name of the almighty dollar!
Comic Book Guy: Well, it’s time someone stood up against corporate greed and the commercialization of our holidays!
Comic Book Guy: And also for the right to cosplay as a Dickensian character all year round!

Task: Make Festivus Comic Book Guy Air Grievances
Time: 1h

Rest of Us for the Festivus Pt. 2

Comic Book Guy starts

Festivus CBG: As a representative of the spirit of Festivus, it is my duty to thwart all mainstream influences.
Festivus CBG: My first target: rampant consumerism!

Task: Make Festivus Comic Book Guy Boycott the Kwik-E-Mart
Time: 4h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart

Festivus CBG: I hope the financial damage caused by my demonstration has given you a different point of view about consumerism.
Apu: Today’s receipts are certainly less than yesterday’s…
Apu: Until I ring up all the snacks you’ve devoured since you got here. Joy! My biggest sales day ever!
Festivus CBG: Excuse me… your sales day is not over because I’m not through snacking.
Apu: Thank you, come again! And come again! And come again!

Rest of Us for the Festivus Pt. 3

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Jimbo: Hey man, are you that Festivus guy?
Festivus CBG: Before I brag about what I am, why do you ask?
Nelson: We just wanted to congratulate you for sticking it to The Man.
Festivus CBG: Coming from such notorious bullies, that means a lot.
Festivus CBG: Fight the Power!
Jimbo: You have our respect… which means nothing. We’re still going to shake you down for money.

Task: Make Festivus Comic Book Guy Fight the Power
Time: 4h
Location: Town Hall

Rest of Us for the Festivus Pt. 4

Comic Book Guy starts

Milhouse: Great job, Festivus Guy! Your face is everywhere!
Milhouse: There are T-shirts, bumper stickers, even action figures!
Festivus CBG: Wait a minute. People are SELLING my image?
Homer: Are they ever! Support Festivus!
Festivus CBG: The bigger question is: my image actually fits on things?
Brockman: Kent Brockman from Channel 6 will ask that question here! Can we get a sound bite?

Task: Make Festivus Comic Book Guy Give a Sound Bite
Time: 4h
Location: Channel 6

Rest of Us for the Festivus Pt. 5

Comic Book Guy starts

Festivus CBG: Everywhere I go, people cheer for the Festivus movement, but they don’t even know what it means!
Festivus CBG: I have become no better than the corporate shills I started out fighting.
Festivus CBG: There’s only one way to fix this.
Festivus CBG: I’ll become something no one in their right mind would ever admire or emulate… a Comic Book Guy!

Task: Make Comic Book Guy Sell Comics
Time: 24h
Location: Android’s Dungeon

Bonus Gift

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Task: Collect Mistletoe [x4000]
Bonus Gift Act 2
Reward: 1/2/3 Donuts

This is all for now, join us later for more on this event, happy tapping!


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