Burns’ Casino: Act 3 Prizes Kwik-Tap Guide

The last prizes of the event are here and two crazy characters, and one crazy costume for Burns, join us!
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Nero’s Arch

After obtaining Nero’s Palace Arch
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Nero's Wall Message

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Nero’s Palace

After obtaining Nero’s Palace
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unlock_mrburns_reclusive
The Bloviator Pt. 1

Smithers starts

Reclusive Mr. Burns: Smithers, I’m bored.
Reclusive Mr. Burns: I’ve done everything a billionaire can.
Reclusive Mr. Burns: Dated pop stars, bought politicians, endowed museums…
Smithers: Yes, your “Museum of Hatred of the Poor” has the lowest attendance of any in the country.
Smithers: You haven’t run for political office yet.
Reclusive Mr. Burns: And I won’t. I’m a billionaire, not a self-glorifying moronic egomaniac.
Smithers: Didn’t know there was a difference, sir.

Task: Make Burns Mope With Ennui
Time: 12h
Location: Burns’ Casino

The Bloviator Pt. 2

Mr. Burns starts

Reclusive Mr. Burns: I’ve figured it out, Smithers. The one billionaire thing I’ve never done.
Reclusive Mr. Burns: I’m going to become an eccentric recluse, like my young friend Howard Hughes.
Smithers: He died unloved and alone, sir.
Reclusive Mr. Burns: Well, I won’t make his mistake.
Reclusive Mr. Burns: I won’t die.

Task: Make Reclusive Mr. Burns Fade From the Public Eye
Task: Make Smithers Deny Requests for Access
Time: 24h
Location: Burns’ Casino

The Bloviator Pt. 3

Mr. Burns starts

Smithers: I’ve brought you the mail, sir.
Reclusive Mr. Burns: Did you clean it thoroughly? It might be infected with one of the four humors. Bile or something.
Smithers: I think you’re becoming a little obsessive.
Reclusive Mr. Burns: Nonsense. Now bring me a pink napkin.
Reclusive Mr. Burns: I need to cover my genitals while I sit naked, repeatedly watching the 1968 blockbuster “Ice Station Zebra.”
Reclusive Mr. Burns: Yep, Howard Hughes really did that.

Task: Make Smithers Do All the Work
Task: Make Mr. Burns Watch “Ice Station Zebra”
Time: 12h
Location: Burns’ Casino

The Bloviator Pt. 4

Mr. Burns starts

Smithers: Sir, you need to come out of this movie screening room. You have a casino and power plant to run.
Reclusive Mr. Burns: Sorry. Recluse.
Smithers: Can I at least take away some of these jars of urine?
Reclusive Mr. Burns: No! I just finished arranging them in a perfect pent-heptagon.
Reclusive Mr. Burns: You’re covered in germs, Smithers. I banish you from my presence.
Reclusive Mr. Burns: From now on, I want my chicken and milk delivered by drone.

Task: Make Reclusive Burns Sink Into Obscurity
Time: 4h
Location: Burns’ Casino

The Bloviator Pt. 5

Mr. Burns starts

Smithers: Mr. Burns, you can’t continue to live by yourself in a darkened penthouse on top of a casino hotel.
Smithers: They need the penthouse for Pitbull.
Reclusive Mr. Burns: That chrome-dome gallimaufry? He’s still a thing?
Reclusive Mr. Burns: Oh, very well. I’m starting to miss spending time with my fellow humans.
Reclusive Mr. Burns: Setting hounds on them… dropping them down trap doors…
Smithers: Yes, you’re what America needs more of: billionaires messing around with us.

Task: Make Reclusive Mr. Burns Feel Sunlight on His Face
Time: 8h

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Chinese Acrobatic Theatre

After obtaining Chinese Acrobatic Theatre
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Heaven Won’t Wait Pt. 1

Gabbo and Arthur starts

Gabbo: Well, Crandall, another triumphant performance.
Arthur: Yes, Gabbo, it’s wonderful to see an audience touched by the transcendence of ventriloquism.
Arthur: We are, in reality, angels sent from Heaven, commanded by God to help troubled marriages.
Kirk: Darn it, Luann, why do you always make fun of my bald spot?
Gabbo: We have found our next project.

Task: Make Gabbo Plan an Intervention
Time: 8h
Location: Orange House
Task: Make Arthur Touch Base With Heaven
Time: 24h
Location: First Church of Springfield

Heaven Won’t Wait Pt. 2

Gabbo and Arthur starts

Gabbo: So let me get this straight, Crandall. We’re angels sent to save Kirk and Luann’s marriage.
Arthur: But God has disguised us as a ventriloquist and his dummy.
Gabbo: Not the easiest set up to work with.
Gabbo: “Hey, I’m a ventriloquist’s dummy. Let me solve your intimacy problems.”
Arthur: Look, we were throwing around ideas, I pitched “ventriloquist,” God said go with it.
Arthur: You have a problem with His Ineffable Word?
Gabbo: I have no problem with His Ineffable Word.

Task: Make Gabbo Mutter Angrily To Himself
Time: 4h
Location: Orange House

Heaven Won’t Wait Pt. 3

Gabbo and Arthur starts

Arthur: Pardon me, Mr. Van Houten. I know you’re angry with your wife.
Arthur: But I am an angel sent to bring you and Luann back together.
Arthur: I shall show you a vision of how sad your life would be if you’d never met her.
Kirk: That’ll totally work on me. But Luann…
Arthur: Don’t worry. My fellow angel Gabbo is plying his powers on Luann right now.
Gabbo: So, Luann, Kirk seems like an okay dude…
Luann: Aaahh!!! Help!!! This creepy little dummy is talking!!!
Luann: Where’s my taser? Where’s my taser?!

Task: Make Gabbo Get Tased
Time: 1h
Location: Orange House

Heaven Won’t Wait Pt. 4

Gabbo and Arthur starts

Arthur: I have succeeded in my mission as an angel, Gabbo. Kirk is once more smitten with his wife.
Arthur: I assume you’ve been equally successful with Luann.
Gabbo: No, Crandall, I haven’t.
Gabbo: In fact, Luann tased the hell out of me.
Arthur: But we’re supposed to move on to our next task! Dr. Hibbert is being handsy with his nurse.
Gabbo: Hey! I used to be an angel. Now, I’m a taser-charred lump of wood operated by a hand up my butt.
Gabbo: I don’t give a crap about Dr. Hibbert’s freakin’ nurse!

Task: Make Gabbo Rant
Time: 8h
Location: Orange House

Heaven Won’t Wait Pt. 5

Gabbo and Arthur starts

Arthur: Nice job, Gabbo. You had to go complaining about our assignment as angels.
Arthur: God’s omnipresent. He’s always eavesdropping. And he does not turn his other cheek to criticism.
Arthur: Now we’ve been demoted to angels that help cats stuck in trees.
Gabbo: Anything so we don’t have to deal with those idiot Van Houtens.
Arthur: No, that job’s been passed up to the top angel in the area.
Gabbo: Mr. Teeny? Well good luck to him.

Task: Make Gabbo Help Cats Stuck in Trees
Time: 24h
Location: Trees

High Roller Bonus

After obtaining all Act prizes

TSTO Casino High Roller Bonus 3
Task: Collect Blue Chips [x8500]
Reward: 1/2/3 Donuts


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