Crook and Ladder Premium Kwik-Tap Guide: Woman On Fire

Fires starting up everywhere, theater shows, octuplets… Apu has a rough life and now he’s a fireman too. Join us right after the jump for the premium kwik-tap guide of Fireman Apu!

Woman on Fire Pt. 1

Apu starts

Manjula: Apu, it’s your turn to feed the Octuplets!
Fireman Apu: Sorry, I’d love to, but I’ve got to go put out a fire.
Manjula: Nice try. But I called the fire station and checked — there are NO fires right now in Springfield.
Fireman Apu: Watch out! The baby bottles are on fire!
Manjula: What the–
Fireman Apu: Guess you gotta breastfeed them. Don’t worry, I’ll pick up some bottles tomorrow. Or better yet, I’ll order them online. With non-expedited seven to ten business days shipping.

Task: Make Apu Order Bottles with Paypal So it Takes Longer to Process
Time: 24h
Location: Apu’s Apartment or Kwik-E-Mart

Woman on Fire Pt. 2

Apu starts

Manjula: Apu, hurry up and get dressed! We don’t want to miss the start of Hamilton.
Fireman Apu: Oh no! The tickets to Hamilton are on fire!
Manjula: Don’t worry, I sent electronic tickets to your phone.
Fireman Apu: Oh no! My phone is on fire!
Manjula: I’ve got them on my phone as well.
Fireman Apu: *sigh*

Task: Make Apu Sit Through Hamilton Without His Phone to Play Freemium Games On
Time: 6h
Location: Aztec Theatre or Springfield Elementary

Woman on Fire Pt. 3

Apu starts

Manjula: Apu, can you put the kids into their high chairs? Dinner’s almost ready.
Fireman Apu: Oh my gosh! The oven’s on fire! Now we can’t eat your gluten-free kale samosas!
Manjula: Tonight I ordered a pizza. I’m not making samosas ‘til tomorrow.
Fireman Apu: Oh my gosh! The Indian grocery where you buy the ingredients is on fire!

Task: Make Apu Go Through Receipts to Figure Out Where Manjula Shops
Time: 8h
Location: Apu’s Apartment or Kwik-E-Mart
Task: Make Apu “Visit” All the Indian Groceries Just to be Safe
Time: 24h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart

Woman on Fire Pt. 4

Apu starts

Manjula: I’m home from my hair appointment! Are the babies ok?
Fireman Apu: Yes, but some other things aren’t. Your Adele CDs caught on fire. As did that Teletubbies video the kids like. And that IKEA furniture you wanted me to put together. And all the pictures of your mom.

Task: Make Apu Kick Himself for Forgetting the Kama Sutra
Time: 6s
Location: Kwik-E-Mart

Worth noting is Fireman Apu’s Train the Dalmatian. So adorable!


Join us next time for more info on this event. Happy tapping!


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