Wild West Act 1 Prizes Walkthrough: Chew It Over and Fat in the Saddle

An old man trying to sell gum and a cowboy that doesn’t know how to be one. How bad could it possibly be? Find out right after the jump in the walkthrough for the act 1 prizes of the Wild West event!

Chew It Over Pt. 1

Auto starts

Gummy Joe: Dagnabbit! I’m looking at the sales figures for Toothless Joe Gum, and they’re pathetic!
Lisa: Well, we don’t have as many kids in town as we used to.
Gummy Joe: I guess I’ll have to find a new market.

Task: Make Gummy Joe Chat Up Smokers
Time: 1h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart

On job start:
Gummy Joe: Hey, friend. You know, chewing gum is a great way to give up smoking!
Selma: Why would I want to give up smoking?
Gummy Joe: Why, because it’s bad for you!
Selma: It’s literally the only thing I have in my life.
Gummy Joe: Okay, but…
Selma: I am totally devoid of other interests. Take smoking away, and I cease to exist.
Gummy Joe: Uh………..
Selma: Yeah, that shut you up, didn’t it?

Chew It Over Pt. 2

Gummy Joe starts

Gummy Joe: Well I don’t think smokers are interested in gum.
Gummy Joe: Maybe I should focus on increasing impulse buys at checkout…

Task: Make Gummy Joe Ask for Counter Space at the Checkout
Time: 4h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart

Gummy Joe: Wouldn’t a case of Toothless Joe Gum look dandy on your counter?
Gummy Joe: Moms see our motto — “It’s the Sugary-est!” — and they can’t say no.
Gummy Joe: They trust that our gum is “Sugar to the Power of Tooth Decay.” Like it says on the package!
Apu: High sugar content is the point-of-purchase kiss of death.
Apu: Why use sugar, when there are so many sweet-tasting carcinogenic substitutes?
Gummy Joe: But without sugar, how will we eliminate unwanted teeth? We’ll be going to dentists well into our thirties!

Chew It Over Pt. 3

Gummy Joe starts

Gummy Joe: Why has the modern consumer forsaken my gum?
Bart: No one eats candy by itself anymore. It’s an INGREDIENT.
Bart: It goes INTO other things. As either a smoosh-, mix- or cram-in.
Bart: We used to think that ice cream on its own tasted good. Now we know it’s disgusting…
Bart: …UNLESS, it has gummy worms, candy corn and jawbreakers floating in it.

Task: Reach Level 7 and Build Krusty Burger
Make Gummy Joe Market Gum to Krusty Burger
Time: 6h
Location: Krusty Burger

Gummy Joe: You seem like a savvy business clown. How about putting some of my gum in your Ultimate All-American Krusty Shake?
Krusty: It’s already GOT gum in it! Nicotine gum, so kids can’t stop coming back.
Krusty: Until your gum has 4mg of highly-addictive nicotine in it, quit wasting my time!

Chew It Over Pt. 4

Gummy Joe starts

Gummy Joe: I know where I can put my sticks of dry, weirdly-powdery gum! In packs of baseball cards!
Milhouse: What are baseball cards?
Gummy Joe: Heh-heh. Something all boys love.
Milhouse: Come to think of it, what’s baseball?
Gummy Joe: A nine-inning contest where a “batter” tries, but usually fails, to hit a ball.
Milhouse: Sounds boring.
Gummy Joe: It is. That’s why you need free gum in the packs of cards!

Task: Reach Level 13 and Build Android’s Dungeon
Make Gummy Joe Market Gum to Android’s Dungeon
Time: 6h
Location: Android’s Dungeon

Comic Book Guy: I’m sorry, but people only buy baseball cards today as an investment.
Comic Book Guy: And by “people” I mean grown men of a certain skin pallor and waist size.
Gummy Joe: You mean, fellas like you?
Comic Book Guy: I would be a real catch in the baseball card crowd.
Gummy Joe: Not a pretty picture.

Chew It Over Pt. 5

Gummy Joe starts

Gummy Joe: It looks like this is the end for Toothless Joe Gum.
Gummy Joe: I’ll just enjoy one more piece before I turn the page. Heck, let’s make it a mission.

Task: Make Gummy Joe Chew Toothless Joe Gum
Time: 8h

On job start:
Mr. Burns: You there! Gum merchant! How many boxes can you sell me?
Gummy Joe: Uh… what do you need ‘em for?
Mr. Burns: Let’s imagine there’s a power plant. And in this power plant there’s a hole — a very large hole — through which radioactive what-have-you is gushing.
Mr. Burns: Could millions of pieces of your gum be used to plug said hole?
Gummy Joe: Well heck yes they could!
Mr. Burns: Then make it quick. My employees are assembled and ready to begin chewing.
Gummy Joe: Daggum! Looks like I’m back in business!

Fat in the Saddle Pt. 1

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Cowboy Homer: Check out my ten-gallon hat, cowboy boots and chaps!
Bart: Be honest, those “chaps” were regular pants before you tried pulling them over your fat legs.
Marge: Bart, be nice to your father! I think he looks rugged and handsome in this outfit.
Cowboy Homer: And I’m a great cowboy! Show some respect, boy, or I’ll tan your hide!
Bart: Okay, go ahead. Tan my hide.
Cowboy Homer: …uh…Don’t think I won’t!
Bart: I knew it! You don’t even know what “tan your hide” means! You’re the worst cowboy ever.
Cowboy Homer: Had they invented tanning beds back in cowboy times? Maybe I lock you in one of those?

Task: Make Cowboy Homer Practice Horseback Riding
Time: 8h

Fat in the Saddle Pt. 2

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Cowboy Homer: I broke another horse.
Marge: Don’t give up, sweetie! You’re a wonderful cowboy!
Bart: He’s the fattest gun in the west.
Cowboy Homer: Oh, man. I’m gonna lasso you so good…

Task: Make Cowboy Homer Practice Lassoing
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House

Fat in the Saddle Pt. 3

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Cowboy Homer: I can’t even do rope tricks. What kind of a singing cowboy am I?
Marge: Well there is one thing you excel at, which everyone in the frontier does extensively.
Bart: Eating beans?
Marge: No… drinking!
Cowboy Homer: You’re right! I can outdrink the drunkest drunk in the whole horse trough!

Task: Make Cowboy Homer Excel at Drinking
Time: 12h
Location: Simpson House

Join us next time for more info on this event, happy tapping!


5 thoughts on “Wild West Act 1 Prizes Walkthrough: Chew It Over and Fat in the Saddle

  1. I noticed since dirt roads arrived I can’t do checks (little squares instead of continuous road) with the original road and all work has been undone. Is this permanent or a glitch do you think?
    Also we need wooden bridges for the dirt roads…like the stone bridges


  2. So, while I was playing today the Regression Aggresion pt. 1 quest line from last April started up. Has this happened to anyone else?


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