Wild West: Act 3 Prizes Walkthrough

Homer tries to prove himself to be a blacksmith, Skinner tries to impersonate Mother 3’s character Flint and aliens try to infiltrate the Wild West. How wild could it possibly go? Find out right after the jump in the walkthrough for the act 3 prizes of the Wild West event!
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Blacksmith
Some Assembly Required Pt. 1

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Homer: A blacksmith shop? I thought blacksmiths were hunted to extinction years ago.
Comic Book Guy: Hello? Smithing has made a major comeback.
Comic Book Guy: People feel drawn to the ancient crafts. As a way to reconnect with one’s ancestral heritage.
Homer: Yeah, it’s a great way to make lopsided fireplace pokers with just six days of back-breaking work.
Comic Book Guy: Still others saw genius billionaire Tony Stark make his Iron Man suit and said: “That looks easy!” Fools.
Homer: “Genius?” “Billionaire?” You just described the man I see in the mirror every day. To the anvil!

Task: Build the Blacksmith
Task: Make Homer Smith an Iron Suit
Time: 8h
Time: Blacksmith

Some Assembly Required Pt. 2

Lisa starts

Lisa: That’s a nice… helmet? Salad bowl? What exactly did you make?
Homer: I dunno. But I burned 100 pounds of coal into the atmosphere, so SOMETHING must have been accomplished.
Lisa: On behalf of future generations, thanks a bunch.
Homer: You’re welcome, sweetie. Another plus — blacksmithing is a great workout for one of my arms!
Lisa: Face it, Dad. If you want to build a flying suit, you need to understand metallurgy, rocket science–
Homer: OR… I could use a heavier hammer.
Lisa: No, that won’t…. Ah, forget it.

Task: Make Homer Use a Heavier Hammer
Time: 6h
Time: Blacksmith

Some Assembly Required Pt. 3

Homer starts

Homer: Well, the Homer Man Mach 2 is off to a great start!
Homer: Check. Me. Out.
Bart: All I see is a big doof with metal underwear for a hat!
Homer: You’ll see. One more night at the forge and the rest of my ensemble will be completed.

Task: Make Homer Finish His Masterpiece
Time: 12h
Time: Blacksmith

Homer: Behold! A great warrior for truth and justice is born! He wields a mighty hammer called, uh, Blargnak.
Lisa: You just painted thunderbolts on the side of the blacksmith’s hammer.
Homer: That’s how you know it’s mighty, silly.
Homer: What about my amazing power suit? Crafted by a master smith, it gives me nearly-unlimited abilities!
Homer: Abilities like, uh, thought rays and thunder breath and…. death… whistles…uh….
Homer: I look dumb, don’t I?
Lisa: It’s not great.
Homer: Dammit. I think I welded this stupid thing to my head.

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Skinner Unchained Pt. 1

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Longshot Skinner: The halls are empty today.
Longshot Skinner: Even the children of Springfield have been consumed by the Gold Rush Fever.
Longshot Skinner: Truancy is a disease. And Longshot Skinner is the cure.
Longshot Skinner: Time to saddle up. Cue the music.

Task: Make Longshot Skinner Look Cool Patrolling Town
Time: 8h

On job start:
Longshot Skinner: SKIN-NER! A TRUANT’S WORST NIGHTMARE.
Longshot Skinner: SKIN-NER! WEARS SENSIBLE FOOTWEAR.
Longshot Skinner: DETENTION STARTS AT FIVE.
Longshot Skinner: HE WILL DRAG YOU THERE DEAD OR ALIVE.
Longshot Skinner: SKIN-NER!!!!!!

Skinner Unchained Pt. 2

Skinner starts

Longshot Skinner: SKIN-NER! I THINK HE’S GONE FERAL.
Longshot Skinner: SKIN-NER! CUT CLASS AT YOUR PERIL.
Longshot Skinner: WHEN PRANKSTERS THREATEN THE SCHOOL.
Longshot Skinner: HE’S GOT A MASTER’S IN LOSING HIS COOL.
Longshot Skinner: SKIN-NER!!!!!!

Task: Make Youngsters Throw Garbage at Springfield Elementary [x5]
Task: Make Longshot Skinner Protect the School
Time: 4h
Time: Springfield Elementary

Skinner Unchained Pt. 3

Skinner starts

Longshot Skinner: SKIN-NER! I THINK HE SHOT NELSON.
Longshot Skinner: SKIN-NER! MY GOD, IS THAT LEGAL?
Longshot Skinner: SOMEONE, PLEASE CALL THE POLICE.
Longshot Skinner: SERIOUSLY, SKINNER IS A DANGER TO HIMSELF, THE TOWN, AND EVERYONE IN IT.
Wiggum: Stop the music! Seymour Skinner! Throw down the six-shooters and back away from the horse.
Longshot Skinner: Name’s Longshot. And we’re on school property. This is MY jurisdiction.
Wiggum: Snap out of it, Seymour! God, I hope this is some kind of dream sequence…

Task: Make Wiggum Call in Backup
Time: 2h
Time: Police Station

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Carl’s Boy Vs. Aliens Pt. 1

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Homer: How come I never noticed this cave complex before: “Carl’s Dad Caverns?”
Homer: What a coincidence — Carl, YOU have Dad named Carl’s Dad!
Carl: They’re named after my biological father. He disappeared in there years ago.
Carl: I don’t talk about it. Partly because it’s painful, but mostly because knowing stuff other people don’t makes me feel like a big man.
Homer: I understand. I swear I won’t dig into your past.

Task: Make Homer Dig Into Carl’s Past
Time: 2h
Time: Simpson House

Carl’s Boy Vs. Aliens Pt. 2

Homer starts

Homer: Lisa, I found something!
Homer: It’s a newspaper article. It says that Carl’s father was an “eccentric alien conspiracy theorist.”
Lisa: He claimed aliens had established a forward listening post in the Caverns. They put him on the Registered Nutjobs List!
Homer: Nutjobs are the worst kind of registered offenders there are.
Lisa: Well, he WASN’T crazy. Aliens ARE here. We bump into Kang and Kodos in the street all the time.
Lisa: We need to get Carl’s Dad removed from that awful registry!

Task: Make Lisa Petition the Nutso Registry
Time: 1h
Time: Simpson House

Carl’s Boy Vs. Aliens Pt. 3

Lisa starts

Lisa: Good news, Carl! We got your dad off the nutjob list!
Carl: That’s great, Lisa. Wish I could tell him in person.
Lisa: You never went to look for him in the caves, Carl?
Carl: I wanted to. More than anything. But we live in a Golden Age of TV. I just couldn’t get behind on my shows.
Lisa: Uh… I GUESS I understand. But if it’s that important to you, shouldn’t we all go look for him?
Carl: It’d kill some time, I suppose. Also, you know, it’s super-important to me on an emotional level.

Task: Make Lisa Search Carl’s Dad Caverns With Homer
Time: 1h
Time: Carl’s Dad Caverns
Requires: Homer
If the user has Carl: Task: Make Carl Search Carl’s Dad Caverns
Time: 1h
Time: Carl’s Dad Caverns

Carl’s Boy Vs. Aliens Pt. 4

Homer starts

Homer: Look at all this hyper-advanced alien technology — blown-glass pipes, grow lamps, hydroponic kits…
Kang: Greetings, puny humans! Peace and love.
Carl: Where’s my father? You used all this medical equipment to conduct bizarre experiments on him, didn’t you?
Kang: Chill your inferior intellect! It’s all good, my man. Your father, before he left, introduced us to a very special leaf.
Kodos: It helps our… glaucoma. (*snorting laughter*)
Kang: Yeah, we’ve got really bad glaucoma. The worst.
Kodos: The equipment you see is for the growing and enjoyment of this miracle leaf.
Homer: Ohhhhhhhhhh. I get it.
Homer: Lisa, us adults are going to talk about this some more. You know the way out right?
Lisa: Oh, no. If it’s true what they say about this “leaf,” I do NOT need you getting any dumber. Come on.

Task: Make Homer Leave the Cave With Lisa
Time: 4h
Time: Simpson House
Requires: Lisa
If the user has Carl: Task: Make Carl Treat His “Glaucoma”
If the user has Kang and Kodos: Task: Make Rigelians Treat Their “Glaucoma”
Time: 4h
Time: Carl’s Dad Caverns


Join us next time for more info on this event, happy tapping!

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