Wild West: Act 3 Premium Walkthrough

The final set of premium items are here and they involve Cletus and Maggie. That first outfit for Maggie looks interesting, uh? Wanna see their questlines? Find out right after the jump in the walkthrough for the act 3 premiums of the Wild West event!

Sneed's Feed and Seed
Hick and the Beanstalk Pt. 1

Cletus starts

Cletus: Hey, Brandine! I’s going to the store! You need anythin’?
Cletus: It’s that age-old problem: what do you get the woman who has everythin’?
Cletus: All the important stuff is taken care of: we got a hovel, a nice uneven dirt floor, plenty of malnutrition for the kids…

Task: Make Cletus Spend the Welfare Check
Time: 6h
Location: Sneed’s Feed and Seed

Hick and the Beanstalk Pt. 2

Cletus starts

Cletus: Hey Brandine! I met a nice feller on the way to market, and I traded all our money for these here magic beans!
Brandine: Magic beans! That’s how all kinds of stories start. I wonder what our adventure will be?
Cletus: Prolly somethin’ dumb like a goose what poops gold, and then we’ll steal it and be set for life or whatever.
Brandine: Yeah, just our luck.
Cletus: Yeah. Well, at least it’ll be somethin’ to do. Magic, adventure, and cloud-based, giant-run goose farms, here we come.

Task: Make Cletus Care for Bean
Time: 4h
Location: Cletus’s Farm

Hick and the Beanstalk Pt. 3

Cletus starts

Brandine: How come we ain’t got a magic beanstalk growin’ up to Heaven yet?
Cletus: It would seem that I have erred. ‘Stead of plantin’ the beans, I went and ate them.
Brandine: No high-altitude adventure for the Spuckler clan, I guess. I woulda liked some of them beans to eat myself, though.
Cletus: Well, I CAN end this disappointing false start of a story with a deeply disturbing mission that will appease everyone’s hunger.
Cletus: Sinking to a new low, I bring you: “Cletus regurgitates food into the mouths of his loved ones.” Oof.

Task: Make Cletus Regurgitate Food Like A Bird
Time: 2h
Location: Cletus’s Farm

Drool Grit Pt. 1

Maggie starts

Marge: Maggie, you look so cute! All dressed up for a life of backwardness and constant struggle!
Prairie Maggie: *suck* *suck*
Marge: No, you CAN’T go out to play with your animal friends. And yes, I KNOW you did it once before.
Marge: But I choose to believe that storyline was a fantasy sequence.
Prairie Maggie: *suck* *suck* *suck-suck suck suck-suck-suck SUCK suck*
Marge: Oh, how would YOU know what’s real? You’re a baby.
Marge: Let’s do a real frontier mommy-daughter activity. Let’s churn some butter!
Marge: I’m tired of feeding my family processed food. Now I can make healthy, unprocessed butter by processing milk in this butter churn!
Marge: I won’t miss this ten-pound tub of Land-O-Lard butter, I can tell you that!
Prairie Maggie: *suck* *suck*

Task: Make Marge Churn Butter

Task: Make Prairie Maggie Build a Decoy Maggie Out of Butter
Time: 3h
Location: Simpson House

Drool Grit Pt. 2

Maggie starts

Marge: Oh my… oh my stars, churning butter is… horrible. So dull… and painful…
Marge: Old-timey people… such idiots. Can see why they… went extinct.
Marge: Maggie, Mommy needs to lie down. Just… watch TV or something…
Prairie Maggie: *sneaky suck*

Task: Make Marge Recover From Churning Butter
Task: Make Prairie Maggie Escape and Befriend Wild Animals
Time: 8h
Location: Simpson House

Drool Grit Pt. 3

Maggie starts

Marge: Homie! Kids! Dinner is ready!
Marge: I hope you like FRESH BUTTER, gang! Me and Butter Maggie churned it ourselves.
Marge: Isn’t that right, Butter Maggie?
Prairie Maggie: …
Homer: Answer your mother when she speaks to you, Butter Maggie!
Marge: Oh my God! Someone has replaced Maggie with a Butter Maggie! We’ve got to find our baby!

Task: Make Simpsons Search for Maggie [x4]
Time: 1h
Location: Homes
Task: Make Prairie Maggie Fly Free
Time: 1h

Drool Grit Pt. 4

Maggie starts

Prairie Maggie: *giggles*
Marge: Why did you do it, Maggie? Why did you run away?
Prairie Maggie: *suck* *suck suck suck*
Homer: What did she say, Marge?
Marge: I couldn’t make it out. She must be distraught — she’s sucking nonsense.
Marge: Well, I’m going to make sure she can never run away again!
Prairie Maggie: *suck*

Task: Make Marge Overly Secure the House
Time: 12h
Location: Simpson House

Drool Grit Pt. 5

Homer starts

Homer: Bart, you look exhausted. What’s wrong?
Bart: Mom’s got this house locked up tight as a drum. I spent all night trying to sneak out.
Homer: The important thing is you tried, and I’m proud of you.
Bart: What? Why?
Homer: Well, I’m not really proud. But I think that’s what good parents say to their kids.
Homer: Thought I’d throw the “p-word” out there one time. You know, for a goof.
Prairie Maggie: *cries*

Task: Make Homer Try to Parent
Task: Make Bart Struggle With Child-Proof Locks
Time: 2h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Marge Try to Comfort Maggie
Time: 2h
Location: Simpson House
Requires: Maggie

Drool Grit Pt. 6

Maggie starts

Marge: Maggie spends all day staring out the window, looking for her animal friends.
Homer: Face it, Marge. Maggie is a creature of the forest. And we just have to be proud of her.
Marge: “Proud?” Why?
Marge: Geez, sorry. Settle down.
Homer: No, I should apologize. I’m sorry I got proud of my kids. It’ll never happen again.
Homer: Now run along and play with your rabid buddies, Maggie!
Prairie Maggie: *giggles*

Task: Make Prairie Maggie Befriend Wild Animals
Time: 8h
Location: Simpson House

Join us next time for more info on this event, happy tapping!


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