Task: Collect Soilant Red and Unlock the First Aid Kit
Task: Collect Soilant Red and Unlock Clobber Girl Lisa
Lisa Smash and Bash! Pt. 1
Bart: Oh awesome Lisa, you have your super strength back!
Bart: How ‘bout beating up Nelson for me?
Clobber Girl: No Bart! Super strength doesn’t mean one has to use it for violence.
Clobber Girl: I will show people that problems can be solved without violence.
Homer: Like opening this pickle jar for me?
Task: Make Clobber Girl Open a Stuck Jar
Location: Simpson House
Homer: Whoa, Lisa! I just wanted the lid off, not the jar smashed to bits with your fists.
Clobber Girl: Hmm, guess my super powers cause me to be a little more violent than I need to be.
Lisa Smash and Bash! Pt. 2
Apu: Excuse me Clobber Girl, but my safe door seems to be stuck, could you open it for me?
Clobber Girl: That sounds like an innocent non-violent use of my power.
Snake: Alright, losers… this is like a hold up. Correction: not “like a hold up,” this IS one.
Apu: Clobber Girl! Do Something!
Task: Make Clobber Girl Throw a Safe
Apu: Thanks Clobber Girl. But now my safe is a permanent part of Mr. Snake.
Clobber Girl: Gahh! I did it again. I just can’t help being too violent. It’s just such a quick and easy way to solve problems.
Clobber Girl: I need to be better than this, no more violence!
Lisa Smash and Bash! Pt. 3
Milhouse: Clobber Girl! You have to help! Bart and Nelson have gotten into a fight!
Clobber Girl: I’ll help, but not with my super strength. I’ll save the day with my words.
Bart: I’m tired of your bullying, you gap-tooth, torn sleeved doofus!
Nelson: That’s it Simpson! I’ll knock your block off and put your skull on my bicycle handlebars!
Clobber Girl: Guys, stop! There are better paths to take than violence.
Nelson: Shut up, Slobber Girl. Bart’s gonna be my punching bag forever!
Clobber Girl: Enough!
Task: Make Clobber Girl Break Up the Fight
Location: Springfield Elementary
Milhouse: You knocked out the bully and your brother without breaking a sweat! Now you’ve got me sweating!
Clobber Girl: Milhouse, I already feel super bad.
Milhouse: What do you mean? That was super cool!
Lisa Smash and Bash! Pt. 4
Clobber Girl: Mom, I promised myself that I wouldn’t use violence but it’s all I’ve done! I’m such a bad person.
Marge: You’re not a bad person, you’re my little clobber girl. Look at how much good you’ve done!
Marge: You’ve fed your father, stopped a robbery and broken up a fight! All very good deeds.
Marge: Just because violence is bad, doesn’t make the user of it a bad person. Especially if they used it for good deeds.
Clobber Girl: Thanks, Mom.
Marge: Now Clobber Girl should take off her gloves and go have some fun as Lisa!
Task: Make Clobber Girl Chill Out
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