Dilapidated Rail Yard Premium Walkthrough: It Ain’t Easy Being Tie-Dyed

Its time to join the Hippie in a recycling quest at Uriah’s Heap Recycling Center. Join us right after the jump for his premium walkthrough!

The funny Hippie is back in business. And he got a special guest at the end to join him in the quest too.

Uriah's Heap Recycling CenterHippie
It Ain’t Easy Being Tie-Dyed Pt. 1

Hippie starts

Hippie: All this recycling going on, yet the profits are still going right into the “man’s” pockets!
Lisa: What do you mean? We’re recycling. There are no profits, and certainly no “man” that I know of.
Hippie: Yeah, right. Whenever goods trade hands, there’s a corporation involved that’s making money.
Lisa: Nope, no corporations involved. It’s just people like you and me trying to make a difference.
Hippie: Really?

Task: Make the Hippie Start a Recycling Corporation
Time: 5m
Location: Uriah’s Heap Recycling Center

It Ain’t Easy Being Tie-Dyed Pt. 2

Hippie starts

Blue Haired Lawyer: Sir, we’ve drawn up your articles of incorporation, in the state of Delaware of course.
Hippie: I’ve never been there, but of course. What are our earnings looking like?
Blue Haired Lawyer: Well, we’ve had to take on some debt with start up costs. But I project by year’s end we can—
Hippie: I don’t want to know about year’s end. Tell me about Q3!

Task: Make the Hippie Pour Over Projections
Time: 5m
Location: Uriah’s Heap Recycling Center

It Ain’t Easy Being Tie-Dyed Pt. 3

Hippie starts

Blue Haired Lawyer: Congratulations sir, but with your business acumen, you’ve joined the three comma club.
Hippie: You mean I made a billion dollars?
Blue Haired Lawyer: No, but you’ve joined the group of elite who talk so stiltingly, that every sentence has, at the least, three commas in it.
Hippie: Ohh, what’s happened to me?! I went from being a young Steve Jobs to an old Steve Jobs!
Blue Haired Lawyer: Yes, you have, congratulations… uh, yes.
Hippie: I need to get back to my roots! And the other parts of my plants… you know, leaves and buds and such.

Task: Make the Hippie Get Back to His Roots
Time: 5m
Location: Uriah’s Heap Recycling Center

It Ain’t Easy Being Tie-Dyed Pt. 4

Hippie starts

Hippie: I’ve managed to regain my balance, and learn a lot, thanks to my medicine.
Lisa: Are you referring to medicinal marijuana?
Hippie: What? No, that stuff isn’t really medicine. It’s just a fun way to relax, and it makes crappy music tolerable.
Hippie: I was referring to antidepressants, anxiety pills and ADD meds. I didn’t even know I had all those things, but apparently we all do.
Lisa: So what did you learn?
Hippie: That it’s okay for a hippie to make money, as long as he’s doing something that makes the world a better place.
Lisa: Like recycling?
Hippie: Yeah, or making phones that are really supercomputers…
Hippie: -or even to make countercultural cartoons that turn into mainstream media.
Hippie: The important thing is I’m not alone.

Task: Make the Hippie Hang Out with Other Corporate Hippies
Time: 4h
Location: Java Server or Brown House
If the user has Matt Groening unlocked: Requires: Matt Groening

Join us next time for more info on this update, happy tapping!


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