Judgment Day! Pt. 5
Mecha Hawk: You may think you have the upper hand with your antimatter and your amnesia. But I’ll have the last laugh!
Homer: Since when do robots laugh? I thought you guys were emotionless.
Mecha Hawk: Technically, I’m really more of a cyborg. I still have a brain, three sweat glands, and a toenail.
Mecha Hawk: But the point is this: I’m equipped with a doomsday device. If you attack me again, I’ll destroy Springfield!
Stephen Hawking: If I know me, he’s bluffing! Let him have it!
Stephen Hawking: On the other hand, he might not be bluffing.
Homer: Okay, Mecha Hawk. Now it’s personal!
Marge: It wasn’t personal when the robots were stabbing me?
Homer: I have to draw the line somewhere.
Task: Collect Antimatter [x8250]
Task: Use PolyVac to Fend Off Mecha Hawk
Judgment Day! Pt. 6
Homer: We did it! We defeated Mecha Hawk and his robot army!
Stephen Hawking: Professor Frink, for your tremendous contribution to the field of astrophysics, I hereby award you the prestigious Hawking Medal.
Professor Frink: This is by far the greatest honor of my career. And I, likewise, award you the Frink Medal.
Stephen Hawking: Whatever.
Marge: I hate to interrupt this one-way love-fest, but the wormhole is starting to smoke and belch fire!
Homer: Like Patty and Selma!
Stephen Hawking: This is rather worrisome. If I could scream, I would. For a long time.
Task: Make Stephen Hawking Ponder a Solution
Return to Status Quo Pt. 1
Stephen Hawking starts
Stephen Hawking: The wormhole is about to blow in a cataclysmic blast of both Hawking AND Frink radiation. We’ve got to shut it down!
Professor Frink: According to my calculations here, with the scribbles, a sudden influx of sufficient mass should cause a hypothetical “worm clog.”
Stephen Hawking: Quite so. But it will require the mass equivalent of a small planet! Specifically, the entire mass of FIVE Homers.
Homer: Hey, it’s rather insensitive of you to talk about my weight like that!
Stephen Hawking: I’m talking about the alternate Homers!
Homer: Oh, yeah, those guys are total pigs.
Alternate Kingsized Homer: I’d be offended if I wasn’t such a pig.
Stephen Hawking: Five Homers came out, five must go back in. To the hole!
Task: Make Alternate Cool Homer Line Up at the Black Hole
Task: Make Alternate King Size Homer Line Up at the Black Hole
Task: Make Alternate Barbarian Homer Line Up at the Black Hole
Task: Make Alternate Strongman Homer Line Up at the Black Hole
Task: Make Evil Homer Line Up at the Black Hole
Return to Status Quo Pt. 2
Stephen Hawking starts
Alternate Kingsized Homer: So we just jump into that featureless void?
Stephen Hawking: Exactly. I couldn’t have phrased it better myself.
Alternate Cool Homer: And you said that will safely return us to our home universes?
Stephen Hawking: I said no such thing. Move it along!
Task: Make Alternate Cool Homer March Toward the Black Hole
Task: Make Alternate King Size Homer March Toward the Black Hole
Task: Make Alternate Barbarian Homer March Toward the Black Hole
Task: Make Alternate Strongman Homer March Toward the Black Hole
Task: Make Evil Homer Sneak Away
Return to Status Quo Pt. 3
Stephen Hawking starts
Stephen Hawking: Count off as you jump into oblivion!
Alternate Cool Homer: One!
Alternate Kingsized Homer: Two!
Alternate Barbarian Homer: *grunt*
Alternate Strongman Homer: Uh… five?
Task: Make Alternate Cool Homer Jump Into the Black Hole
Task: Make Alternate King Size Homer Jump Into the Black Hole
Task: Make Alternate Barbarian Homer Jump Into the Black Hole
Task: Make Alternate Strongman Homer Jump Into the Black Hole
Task: Make Alternate Evil Homer Obtain an Electric Shaver
Return to Status Quo Pt. 4
Lisa: And away they go. That just leaves Regular Homer… and ANOTHER REGULAR HOMER?!
Stephen Hawking: Something’s wrong! Only four Homer masses went into the hole!
Bart: Wait a second… look over here, behind this decoration! There’s a monocle, a cape, and two mustache halves!
Lisa: Evil Homer must have shaved and removed his costume! He looks exactly like dad now!
Homer: You’ll never get away with this, Evil Homer!
Homer: I’m not Evil Homer! You’re Evil Homer!
Bart: Which fatso is which?
Homer: There’s only one way to settle this. An identical sci-fi twin fight!
Homer: Take this, and this!
Homer: I got a knuckle sandwich for you!
Homer: Mmm, knuckle sandwich.
Moe: Geez, them two identical Homers are pretty evenly matched.
Marge: Be careful, Homie! You’re right near the event horizon!
Lisa: Oh no! One Homer threw the other into the wormhole!
Task: Make One of the Identical Homers Fall Into the Wormhole
Professor Frink: Hurrah! That makes five Homers’ worth of mass.
Stephen Hawking: The wormhole is now successfully clogged. Once again, science has saved the day!
Homer: Everything worked out nicely.
Lisa: But… which Homer are you? The dad one or the evil one?
Homer: You know, I’m honestly not sure. During the fight I got punched really hard on my bald spot, and now I also have amnesia.
Comic Book Guy: Multiple amnesia… the sign of top quality sci-fi writing.
Lisa: Hey dad, when did you put on that monocle?
Evil Homer: I always wear a monocle.
Evil Homer: Or do I…?
Stephen Hawking: And that’s what we call the uncertainty principle. Thanks for playing, everyone!
System Message: ongratulations, you’ve foiled the evil robots and saved the Multiverse! And Homer’s probably fine. NOW BACK TO WORK!!!!
Quest reward: Evil Homer
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