Season Premiere 2016: “Monty Burns’ Fleeing Circus” Episode Tie-In: Premium Walkthrough Pt. 1

Cecil is back in town while Quimby makes fake promises and the second character in a wheel chair in a row joins the game! Join us right after the jump for the 1st part of the walkthrough of the premium of the Monty Burns’ Fleeing Circus tie-in!

Farm to Table

Lisa starts

Lisa: Wow! A Fancy Farms in our humble little Springfield.
Cecil: Would you like to sample our organic, vegan-friendly, grass-fed, GMO-hostile asparagus water?
Lisa: Cecil? What are you doing here?
Cecil: Diversification, little girl. You don’t put all your cage-free eggs into one hand-harvested flax reed basket. Here, try some wheat grass.
Lisa: Sounds delicious!
Lisa: It isn’t.

Task: Make Lisa Browse Fancy Farms
Time: 1h
Location: Fancy Farms

Lisa: Camel milk, emu cheese, Salba seed ice cream… Even I’m not pretentious enough for this stuff.
Cecil: Just wait till you go through the checkout without a self-composting pomegranate skin bag.

Death of a Spokesman Pt. 1

Laird Ladd starts

Laird Ladd: What am I supposed to do now? I’m done with donuts, bagels won’t have me… there’s nothing with a hole left.
Lindsey Naegle: Tell you what, I’m going to throw you a lifesaver.
Laird Ladd: That’s it, Life Savers!
Lindsey Naegle: No, stay outta candy – empty calories and empty career opportunities. You need to shed the old man routine and rebrand with a fresh image.
Laird Ladd: Since I became a shut-in, I’m already doing all that.

Task: Make Laird Try to Stay Relevant
Time: 12h

Death of a Spokesman Pt. 2

Laird Ladd starts

Lindsey Naegle: The market research is in: no one cares about old people. They take forever at checkouts, smell like ointment, and are a constant reminder of our own mortality.
Laird Ladd: What do I do? I tried wearing grillz but the teeth I had holding them on fell out.
Lindsey Naegle: We’ve got to associate you with youth, vitality, and pulling all-nighters. We’ve got to get your raisin face on cans of Buzz Cola.

Task: Make Laird Prove He’s Still Got It
Time: 12h

Laird Ladd: I threw my shoulder out, which threw my back out, which threw my… uh-oh my pelvis is gone!

Death of a Spokesman Pt. 3

Laird Ladd starts

Lindsey Naegle: Buzz Cola isn’t returning my calls. I couldn’t even get you the shower grab-bar modelling gig.
Laird Ladd: Don’t give up on me. You gotta get me in somewhere!
Lindsey Naegle: There is one place. Time to burn scooter rubber to the Springfield Retirement Castle.

Task: Reach Level 19 And Build the Retirement Castle
Task: Make Laird Go to The Retirement Castle
Time: 4h
Location: Retirement Castle

Grampa: Ah, a new roommate!
Laird Ladd: What? No, I’m here to model… I’m a spokesman for… actually, I don’t know why I’m here.
Grampa: Your wristband says you’re here to stay. Pull up a puddin’ cup and I’ll tell ya a ramblin’ story.

Quimby’s Broken Promises Billboard

Auto starts

Quimby: In keeping with the ‘er court mandate, my accountability will now be tracked on this new billboard. Looks like I’m doing great!
Lisa: Are you sure those numbers aren’t just painted on?
Quimby: Of course not. Focus on the highly sophisticated electronics… and ignore the paint all over my hands.
Lisa: Didn’t you promise to stop lying to the public?
Quimby: …Reset the clock.

Join us next time for more info on this tie-in, happy tapping!


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