Season Premiere 2016: “Monty Burns’ Fleeing Circus” Episode Tie-In: Premium Walkthrough Pt. 2

Springfield Heights expands with some new buildings, with the return of Gil getting ready to do some rebates! Join us right after the jump for the 2nd part of the walkthrough of the premium of the Monty Burns’ Fleeing Circus tie-in!

Beach Hideaway

Auto starts

Homer: Ooh! An exclusive beach hideaway.
Bart: That beach body of yours needs to be hidden away.
Homer: Your body shaming has no effect on a man who will soon be drunk on Mai Tais and swimming with his dolphin pals.
Bart: The dolphins don’t want to swim with you. Your leaking body oils attract sharks.
Homer: I like to think it’s attracting more friends.

On September 28th, the first Gil Rebate offers appears with a indicator_seasonpremiere2016promo icon.

Corporate Kickbacks Intro

Gil starts

Quimby: The city is broke, people! We are hemorrhaging money and need cash fast, or we’ll all be selling our likeness to T-shirt companies. But Moe, not you.
Mr. Burns: I could pull the city up by its bootstraps…
Lisa: No! We will not turn to you again to solve our financial crises.
Gil: You could all turn to Gil! Mostly ’cause I lost that vertebrae in my spine that makes ME able to turn to YOU.

Corporate Kickbacks Wave 1

Auto starts

Gil: Big Business to the rescue! Stock your Springfield with corporate juggernauts and get donuts back with every purchase. Ha-cha-cha!
Quimby: When does ‘er, the traditional political “palm greasing” come into play?
Gil: Every franchise contract comes with a standard government bribe.
Quimby: That is very comforting.

Offer accepted:
Gil: Oh, boy! This could be Gil’s biggest break since both my thumbs!

Offer declined:
Gil: Oh, come on! Now the bank is gonna repossess the flaps on my cardboard box.
It gets chilly without the flaps…

Luxury Condos and Don’ts

Marge starts

Marge: Lenny, you live here?
Lenny: Sure do! Want the grand tour?
Marge: Absolutely!
Lenny: Okay. Stand still and turn your head. You just took the grand tour.

Task: Make Marge Tour Lenny’s Condo
Time: 30s
Location: Springfielde Glenne Condos

Lenny: So, I sleep in this corner, I eat in that one, and over there, that’s my entertainment corner.
Marge: That’s only three corners.
Lenny: That’s why rent is so cheap.

On October 1st, the 2nd wave starts, with Gil showing up again.

Corporate Kickbacks Wave 2

Gil starts

Gil: Ol’ Gil’s back with a brink-of-bankruptcy bookstore! Get bargain basement prices on this dying medium.
Skinner: Books will always have a place in yard sale milk crates and on the shelves of penniless schools like ours.

Offer accepted:
Gil: A sale! At this rate, I’ll be eatin’ broken hotdogs and bathing in briny hotdog water by Sunday night!

Offer declined:
Gil: Just you wait. Ol’ Gil will have the last laugh when you wind up on the street with him. And I’ve got the best spot out there – under a nice shady tree and out of the mud puddle splash zone.

Night at the Book Museum

Marge starts

Homer: Hey, they have ebooks on paper now!
Marge: It’s called a book, Homer. That’s how people used to read.
Homer: Uggh! Turning two hundred pages?! I’m just one man, Marge.

Task: Make Marge Peruse Joke Titles
Time: 1h
Location: Bookaccino’s

Squeaky Voice Teen: Sir, please be careful with your coffee around the books.
Homer: Why sell coffee and books in the same place anyway? Next you’ll be telling me they sell gasoline alongside cigarettes.
Squeaky Voice Teen: Actually, service stations do.
Homer: Amazing! This world is passing me by.

Join us next time for more info on this tie-in, happy tapping!


1 thought on “Season Premiere 2016: “Monty Burns’ Fleeing Circus” Episode Tie-In: Premium Walkthrough Pt. 2

  1. Karen Cleary 09/28/2016 — 06:32

    Please give us more land!!!!! Lots more land!!!!!!


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