Task: Collect Clapboards to Unlock the Large Mausoleum [x6050]
Marge: Are there modern mausoleums? I really miss “Ask Jeeves!” right now.
Task: Collect Clapboards to Unlock the Dark Carriage [x14400]
Task: Collect Clapboards to Unlock a Medium Obols Pack [x20450]
Task: Collect Clapboards to Unlock the Covered Bridge [x30300]
Task: Collect Clapboards to Unlock the Monster Couch [x41700]
Task: Collect Clapboards to Unlock a Medium Obols Pack [x47750]
Task: Collect Clapboards to Unlock Death [x61400]
Death Takes a Personal Day Pt. 1
Death: Springfield Retirement Castle, Death has arrived!
Grampa: Are you moving in? You have the same pallor and hunch as the rest of us.
Death: No, I’m here on business.
Grampa: If you’re selling bedpans, I’ll take eight!
Death: I’m collecting souls. Not yours, but you are going to need a new roommate.
Grampa: Trust me, when you go through eight bedpans a night, you always need a new roommate.
Task: Make Death Pick up Thursday’s Souls
Location: Retirement Castle or Brown House
Death Takes a Personal Day Pt. 2
Death: Whew! I’m beat.
Death: Between road rage, processed foods, and i[i][/i]diots showing off for the internet, I can’t keep up.
Death: No point dwelling on it. Let’s see what’s on the docket for this evening.
Death: Skydiving competition sponsored by Duff beer. I better call the wife and tell her to put my dinner in the fridge.
Task: Make Death Pull a Triple Shift
Location: Springfield General Hospital
Death Takes a Personal Day Pt. 3
Marge: Excuse me, Mister Death? Can I call you Mister Death?
Death: Please, Mr. Death was my father. Until I took over this job when he passed away. Boy, that was a tough day.
Marge: Well, I was thinking of a way to make your job easier. What if you convinced people to be healthy so you have less work to do?
Death: Death does not interfere with the natural order of the universe!
Death: But, you know, it would be nice to have a day off without having to fake a stomach flu.
Task: Make Death Devise a Comprehensive Wellness Plan
Location: Simpson House
Death Takes a Personal Day Pt. 4
Marge: This is… amazing! It’s the most inspired wellness plan I’ve ever seen! And I’ve seen two of them!
Death: Gee, thanks. It’s based on nutrition, exercise and stress-relief, but I also added some stuff about Tai Chi so the holistic nut jobs would buy in too.
Marge: If we can get this out to everyone in Springfield, it will change the health of the town. And the country and the world. Or more!
Death: I’ll be happy just to find some time to take up golf! It’s fun and a great way to network.
Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe’s Tavern
Task: Make Marge Spearhead an Education Initiative
Location: Springfield Elementary or Simpson House
Task: Make Death Look Into Golf Club Memberships
Location: Simpson House
Death Takes a Personal Day Pt. 5
Marge: I have some good news and some bad news.
Death: Well, from what I’ve learned from CNN, just tell me the bad news.
Marge: People said the wellness plan seems like a lot of work so they don’t want to do it.
Marge: They’d rather have short, unhealthy lives with gravy, sugar, and TV than spend even a week with kale. Poor kale.
Death: Fine. If people want to throw their souls away, I’m going to catch them by the armload. With the volume I’m going to do, I’ll make the Grim Reaper President’s Club in no time!
Task: Make Death Reap With Abandon
Join us next time for more info on this event, happy tapping!