Treehouse of Horror XXVII Premium Walkthrough: Cemetery Plot and Gravedigger Billy

Willy’s cousin, Billy, has joined our town, ready to dig some graves! Join us right after the jump for his premium walkthrough!

Grave Expectations Pt.1

Gravedigger Billy starts

Gravedigger Billy: Ach! Mah Scottish back!
Gravedigger Billy: That’s the third time this week. It’s taking all the joy out of digging graves.
Gravedigger Billy: And I’m tired o’ sleeping in a bed I dig for myself each night. There’s got to be something better.
Gravedigger Billy: I need to look in the paper for another job. It’ll take all me savings to buy one, but you got to spend money to make money!

Task: Make Gravedigger Billy Search the Classifieds
Time: 4h
Location: Office of Unemployment or Brown House

Grave Expectations Pt. 2

Gravedigger Billy starts

Gravedigger Billy: I’m here to begin a lucrative career in manual labor!
Roscoe: Yeah, start shopping for yachts. Anyway, you any good with a jackhammer or power drill?
Gravedigger Billy: I don’t know what those are. But I do have my own shovel.
Roscoe: Great…

Task: Make Gravedigger Billy Try to Build With a Shovel
Time: 12h

Grave Expectations Pt. 3

Gravedigger Billy starts

Gravedigger Billy: I canneh believe they fired me just for digging into a gas line.
Gravedigger Billy: The explosion only destroyed stuff they were going to demolish anyways. And about a dozen people.
Gravedigger Billy: But I’ll land on my feet. Which is more than I can say for the people caught in the explosion.
Gravedigger Billy: I just need a job in a more respectable field.
Gravedigger Billy: Maybe I’ll try bootlegging!

Task: Make Gravedigger Billy Distill Moonshine
Time: 8h
Location: Cletus’s Farm

Cletus: Listen here, interloper. I’m the only one in town that wears overalls, speaks funny and brews cheap, home-made hooch.
Cletus: Back off my business or I’ll have my children cough hepatitis on you.
Gravedigger Billy: Relax you toothless git, I decided this business ain’t fer me. I drank a batch of my stuff and got into an argument with me kneecap. And lost.

Grave Expectations Pt. 4

Krusty starts

Krusty: If you need money, find a lady that’ll pay to keep you around. I’ve been paid to leave, so I assume it works both ways.
Gravedigger Billy: Are these women attractive?
Krusty: What do you think? They’re paying for a reason.
Gravedigger Billy: Well, I guess it’ll be just like my job at the cemetery – putting lifeless things into cold, dark holes.

Task: Make Gravedigger Billy Find a Sugar Mama
Time: 8h
Location: Moe’s Tavern

Grave Expectations Pt. 5

Gravedigger Billy starts

Gravedigger Billy: Turns out that rich sugar mamas want a man that’s attractive and doesn’t smell like dirt and tears.
Gravedigger Billy: I’m just going ta end it all. Dig myself a hole and fall into it.
Fat Tony: Before you whack yourself, I might be able to use someone like you in my organization.
Fat Tony: You don’t have an issue with the people you’re burying not being dead, do you?
Gravedigger Billy: I wouldn’t even notice. When I’m diggin’, I only see dirt. I’m really in the zone.
Fat Tony: You’re hired! I just need your social security number and what size pinky ring you wear.

Task: Make Gravedigger Billy Work For Fat Tony
Time: 4h
Location: Fat Tony’s Compound or Brown House

Join us next time for more info on this event, happy tapping!


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