A mutant turkey is hiding in the forest, and Springfield is ready for the hunt. Are you? Join us right after the jump for the first part of the main walkthrough of the The Most Dangerous Game event of Thanksgiving!
The event starts with a mini quest with Homer, Cletus, Ned and Apu to introduce us to the big hunt.
Fowl Play Pt. 1
Kent Brockman: The Thanksgiving Day parade has been cancelled, following the vandalism of all the floats. Sad for spectators, but it saves me from providing banal parade TV commentary. Thank you, vandals.
Wiggum: Don’t worry, we’ll catch the criminals, Kent. Or at least blame it on teenagers. Or immigrants.
Wiggum: Ooh, or teenage immigrants! Is that a thing?
Kent Brockman: Our Kwik-E-Mart correspondent is reporting all the frozen turkeys there have been stolen as well.
Homer: Okay, I can overlook parades getting ruined, but missing food? Something must be done!
Task: Make Homer Investigate the Kwik-E-Mart
Fowl Play Pt. 2
Homer: Giant claw prints? Signs of pecking? Novelty-sized feathers? It’s pretty clear who did this… Flanders!
Cletus: T’wasn’t that sweater slicker. Them slow-drivin’ street barges was killed by the Bigclaw.
Homer: Bigclaw? So the legend is true. Unlike that one about Santa being college roommates with the Tooth Fairy. Everyone knows the Tooth Fairy went to college online.
Lisa: Dad, you can’t seriously believe this Bigclaw hogwash.
Cletus: That reminds me – I got to take my pig to the hogwash. She’s getting married tomorrow. I’m her dowry!
Task: Make Cletus Tell Tall Tales
Task: Make Homer Listen to the Hillbilly’s Ramblings
Fowl Play Pt. 3
Homer: I’m completely convinced: Bigclaw pecks among us!
Lisa: Don’t jump to conclusions. Remember that time you saw the Loch Ness Monster in Maggie’s wading pool? It was just the dog.
Homer: Was it? Was it?
Lisa: Yes. It was.
Homer: Well, this is different because I’m sober. Or sober-ish. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to fix that.
Task: Make Homer Rant About Crazy Theories While Drinking
Location: Moe’s Tavern or Brown House
Task: Make Suckers Believe Crazy Theories [x3]
Location: Moe’s Tavern or Brown House
Characters: Ned, Cletus, Apu
Lisa: Mister Flanders, please tell me you don’t believe in this.
Ned: I believe in all sorts of things that can’t be proven. That’s my thing!
Skinner: And I’m here because there aren’t a lot of groups that will include me. Even the catatonic patients at the hospital seem to move their chairs away from me.
Homer: You’re welcome here, pal. At least until we get another person to join. Then you’re out.
System Message: Twenty-five trees have been added to your inventory. Set the stage for your hunt by designing a forested area in your Springfield!
After completing Fowl Play Pt. 3, a Forester Bundle is placed in your inventory and you can also buy more Willow and Maple Trees, and then the event really starts, with the main quest and prizes!
The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 1
Homer: I’ve asked you all here for the most important job a man can have.
Apu: If it’s being a father, I’m over that. Big time.
Homer: No. It’s catching a giant, possibly non-existent, bird sort of thing.
Grant Connor: I’ll find your beast, and I’ll gut it, stuff it, and mount it for free.
Homer: What if I just want you to find it?
Grant Connor: That’ll cost you. I don’t like to break up the package deal.
After completing Pt. 1, it’s possible to buy Springfield Hunting Supplies with Grant Connor.
The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 2
Lisa: Please, won’t you reconsider this? Is it really worth killing a poor animal just to prove a crazy theory?
Grant Connor: Killing animals is the American way. Just think about Groundhog Day.
Lisa: The groundhog doesn’t die on Groundhog Day!
Grant Connor: It does the way I celebrate. And you should see what I do to a bald eagle every fourth of July!
Buck McCoy: What’re you people doing out here? I’m trying to unwind by shooting cans off a fence. Gunplay is my yoga.
Grant Connor: We’re hunting the most dangerous fence can of them all – Bigclaw.
Buck McCoy: That sounds exciting. Maybe I could be your tracker. I did track these cans to their natural habitat – this fence.
Homer: I don’t usually make snap decisions, but you’re hired! For double whatever you normally charge. No, triple! Double triple!
After completing Pt. 2, it’s possible to buy the returning Wild West Film Set with Buck McCoy.
The Most Dangerous Game Pt. 3
Apu: Why are there so many animals? I’ve already seen seven different kinds of scat.
Moe: Uh, not all that’s from the animals.
Lisa: You scared them all out of the forest when you tried to flush out Bigclaw. And now these poor animals are going to get hurt.
Homer: Relax, honey, we’re here to hurt a totally different poor animal.
Lisa: So you won’t hurt these animals?
Homer: I won’t, no. Not I.
Homer: Thanks to the Sky Finger, all these animals now have a wildlife sanctuary. Like a beautiful zoo without cages stopping the predators from eating everyone.
Bart: Zoos rock! Everything tastes better when you drink it out of a giraffe head where the straw’s his neck!
Grant Connor: I’ve done that.
Join us next time for more info on this event, happy tapping!