Winter 2016: Act 1 Prizes Walkthrough Part 1

A weird goat statue from The Nightmare Before Krustmas, a rental hut and a new costume for Mr. Burns are the first of the prizes for act 1. Join us right after the jump for the 1st part of the walkthrough of the Act 1 Prizes.
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Store Notice: New items have joined the store: Pagan Simpson Promo (Pagan Bonfire, Pagan Hut and 6 Pagan Fence), Pagan Hut, Pagan Fence; while old items are leaving in 24 hours: Santa Skin Bundle (Santa’s Village, Santa Homer and Santa Flanders), Santa’s Village w/ Santa Homer, Santa Flanders.

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Goat God

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Wiggum: Okay Ralphie, we’re gonna visit Jack Frost’s Ice Garden. Just promise you won’t lick the ice statues.
Ralph: Ice is frozen air!
Wiggum: I’m gonna ignore that one. Just promise, ‘kay? No licking.
Ralph: I promise!
Ralph: Look! Yummy ice sculptures!

Task: Place the Ice Goat God Statue
Task: Make Ralph Lick the Goat God Statue
Time: 4h
Location: Goat God Statue

Ralph: Wha wuz I probussing not to do, Daddy?
Wiggum: Nevermind, Ralphie. Nevermind.

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$5 Antler Rental Hut

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Milhouse: Sorry, Bart. Can’t come to the Pagan festival today. I’ve got zilch to wear!
Bart: What about your sheepskin vest? Or that Viking helmet?
Milhouse: I wore those yesterday. I need to vary my wardrobe, but I just don’t have the pieces!
Bart: Dressing like a savage sure is expensive. There’s got to be a better way!

Task: Build the $5 Antler Rental Hut
Task: Make Bart Rent Antlers
Time: 4h
Location: $5 Antler Rental
Time: Make Milhouse Rent Antlers
Time: 4h
Location: $5 Antler Rental

Bart: These antlers are SO bad-ass!
Milhouse: It’s amazing how one accessory can freshen up your whole look!
Lisa: You are aware that for many Pagans, antlers are associated with fertility…
Bart: “Fertility?” That’s a health class word! EEEWWWW!
Milhouse: Help! I can’t get them off, they’re stuck!

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Burns Almighty Pt. 1

Mr. Burns starts

Mr. Burns: Barbarians at the gate, Smithers! Drat, I TOLD Hadrian his precious wall wasn’t high enough.
Smithers: It’s just the usual gang of idiots, sir. Not barbarians. They’re experimenting with Paganism.
Mr. Burns: A new religion, eh? So the God of Abraham finally got the boot. I told him this would happen.
Mr. Burns: Smithers, learn as much as you can about this “Paganism.” Let’s see if we can turn this to my advantage…

Task: Make Smithers Research Paganism
Time: 8h
Location: Springfield Library
Task: Make Mr. Burns Dream About Being a God
Time: 8h
Location: Control Building

Mr. Burns: What have you found, Smithers? Report!
Smithers: They’re worshipping an eclectic assortment of deities. Loki, Poseidon…
Mr. Burns: Poseidon?! We went to boarding school together. Captain of the water polo team, but not very impressive upstairs.
Smithers: Uh, the Pagans seem to spend most of their time making offerings to the gods.
Mr. Burns: Offerings? I like offerings…

Burns Almighty Pt. 2

Mr. Burns starts

Mr. Burns: Smithers, if these goat men and witchy women are going to worship anyone, I want it to be me.
Mr. Burns: Make a god of me. Is that so much to ask?
Smithers: What about a 60 foot statue depicting you as an almighty dispenser of justice?
Mr. Burns: Ugh. Justice is really not my bag. But if you think they’ll buy it…
Reward: New God Mr. Burns Statue
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Task: Place The New God Mr. Burns Statue

Mr. Burns: Smithers? Why don’t the people kneel before me?
Smithers: There is, perhaps, a *slight* physical difference between this statue of a muscle-bound Adonis and, uh, you. Sir.
Smithers: I don’t think they recognize you.

Burns Almighty Pt. 3

Mr. Burns starts

Mr. Burns: We have to transform my body to match this statue, Smithers!
Mr. Burns: I must become the awe-inspiring embodiment of physical might!
Smithers: I’ll renew your gym subscription and stock up on whey protein…
Mr. Burns: No gyms! No Schwarzenegger-ian Ferrigno, I.
Mr. Burns: Find another way…

Task: Make Smithers Order a Custom Muscle Suit Online
Time: 4h
Location: Control Building
Task: Make Mr. Burns Wait Impatiently in His Office
Time: 4h
Location: Control Building

Mr. Burns: Is the muscle suit here? Let me see it, man!
Smithers: Not yet, sir. The make-up department from BHO’s “Game of Chairs” is hard at work.
Smithers: In related news, there’s a rumor online that you’ve been cast as the Ice Zombie King for Season 7.
Mr. Burns: Bah! I don’t watch the show. I’m books-only.

Burns Almighty Pt. 4

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Smithers: Good news sir, we’ve received your muscle suit!
New God Mr. Burns: Oof! *wheeze* This thing weighs *wheeze* a ton!
New God Mr. Burns: Tell me *wheeze* Smith– *wheeze* –ers, am I the very picture *wheeze* of robust *wheeze-wheeze* might?
Smithers: Uhhhh…

Task: Make New God Mr. Burns Show Off the Guns
Time: 4h

New God Mr. Burns: I don’t understand *wheeze*. Why are *gasp* people not *wheeze-cough* awed by me?
Smithers: I am deeply sorry sir.

Burns Almighty Pt. 5

Mr. Burns starts

New God Mr. Burns: Smithers, you will make me a god, or I’ll have your hide!
Smithers: Well, sir, you’re already a god to me…
New God Mr. Burns: …
Smithers: I’ll get to work.

Task: Make New God Mr. Burns Check Himself Out
Time: 8h
Location: Control Building
Task: Make Smithers Think of a Plan B
Time: 8h
Location: Control Building

Smithers: Sir, I have an idea!

Burns Almighty Pt. 6

Mr. Burns starts

Smithers: We want to impress the people so much that they worship you, right?
Smithers: Then we must give them… spectacle! Hollywood-quality special effects! Pyrotechnics!
Smithers: A production worthy of Hollywood’s Golden Age!
New God Mr. Burns: You mean now? Because I consider this to be Hollywood’s Golden Age.
New God Mr. Burns: Seriously, did you SEE “Zoolander 2?” Pure movie magic.

Task: Make New God Mr. Burns Put On a Show
Time: 12h
Location: Control Building

New God Mr. Burns: Arrgh…
Smithers: Sir? Sir! Are you alright?
New God Mr. Burns: God…is…dead.
Smithers: Don’t die on me, sir. Please don’t die.
Mr. Burns: I’m only being dramatic, you nitwit. I’m naturally flame-retardant. Benefits of petrifyingly-advanced old age.


Join us next time for more info on this event, happy tapping!

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