Homer: Hey, when you touch these big rocks, they play musical notes!
Lisa: They’re called singing stones. An interesting, but scientifically explicable, natural phenomenon.
Homer: Always quick to bring up science whenever anything weird happens, aren’t you, sweetie?
Lisa: Well, it’s true.
Homer: It’s your security blanket, isn’t it? Anytime you see something scary and magical, you just yell “science!” and you feel better. Neat trick!
System Message: Stones that play musical notes? How about playing a song that wishes everyone a merry Christmas?
Homer: Hm. Yeah, no, that’s not quite right.
Homer: Keep trying!
On December 13th, Gil will appear to give you a new promo: the Pagan Simpsons Bundle.
If you accept the offer, a Pagan Bonfire, 6 Pagan Fences and 1 Pa
Pagan Simpson Promo
Gil: It’s Gil’s favourite time of the year — Christmas!
Gil: When even the most desperate, lost-his-mojo-years-ago-if-he-ever-really-even-had-it-to-begin-with Gil: salesman can make a killing!
Gil: Hello, citizens of Springfield!
Gil: You again…
Gil: Hear me out, Pagans! You’re gonna love what I have in store for you!
Gil: Always wanted your very own piece of Pagan history? Like big decorations? See yourself dancing half-naked around a giant statue of Ba’al?
Homer: Yes, yes and sorta!
Gil: Always good doing business with you, friend! How’ bout some fire insurance to go along with your purchase, you know, just in case?
Gil: Well, okay. Say… I got a used Simpson House to sell you. Cheap!
Gil: Oh, I see you’ve already got one. Why does everybody have one of these?
Homer: Come, Pagans! Let us dance and sing around the likeness of He Who is Most Mighty, uh…
Lisa: Ba’al. His name is Ba’al.
Homer: Oh, great Ba’al! We thank you for your blessings, especially, uh…
Lisa: …storms and fertility…
Homer: Bring us your mighty storms, oh Ba’al. But spare us your mighty fertility, for I have more than enough kids already!
Homer: Come, let us dance ‘round Ba’al, lest he grow wroth and curse us with more kids!
Task: Make the Simpsons Worship Ba’al [x5]
Location: Pagan Bonfire
Homer: It burns, it burns, it burns!
Bart and Lisa: Aaah! Dad, it burned your clothes off!
Bart: Now I KNOW there’s no God.
Ba’al of Confusion Pt. 2
Lisa: Dad, I’m bored. As much as I love playing music, I’d like to dance too!
Homer: Sure honey, got a bunch of extra animal skins for you to wear.
Lisa: Eww. These are real animal skins, dad. I only wear faux fur!
Task: Make Lisa Dance Around the Bonfire
Location: Pagan Bonfire
Join us next time for more info on this event, happy tapping!