Winter 2016: Act 2 Walkthrough Part 1

The one behind all of this pagan christmas shinenigans have finally appeared! Join us right after the jump for the first part of the walkthrough of Act 2 of the Winter 2016 event.
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The second act of the event stars where we left off, but is separate if you completed Yule Love It! Pt. 3 or not.

If you completed it, Like A B.O.S will start, otherwise a different version of Yule Love It! Pt. 3 will.


Like A B.O.S

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Lisa: I think we need to mix up our offerings to the gods. I was thinking we could start collecting milk…
Willie: Milk? MILK? I’m not going ta give a bunch of raving, bloodthirsty Pagan gods milk.
Lisa: At least it’s historically accurate.
Willie: So’s dying slow from ptomaine poisoning, and nobody wants to do that, either! Now go to the library and fetch me the Book of Shadows.
Willie: Inside this book, first published by an English dude in the 1950s, we will find the most ancient secrets of Pagan magic.
Willie: If Willie’s going Pagan, Willie’s going FULL Pagan.

Task: Reach Level 12 and Build the Springfield Library
Task: Make Lisa Check Out the Restricted Section
Time: 6s
Location: Springfield Library

Lisa: This Book of Shadows is just a collection of creepy, witchy nonsense.
Willie: So? EVERY book is a collection of creepy, witchy nonsense. What with all them words, and them strange symbols…
Lisa: Willie… you CAN read, right?
Willie: Aye! Unless it’s in-game dialog. No real man reads in-game dialog.

Yule Love It! Pt. 3 (Act 2)

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Lisa: Here’s a twist on Christmas: instead of exchanging presents, we’ll offer Pagan-style gifts to the gods!
Ned: It’s GOD, not GODS! One! And he’s not exactly keen on sharing the stage.
Ned: Seriously, “no other gods but me” is, like, in his top ten turn-offs.
Lisa: Now then, typical Pagan gifts to the gods were wine, or herbs, or grain–
Willie: Oh, happy day! We’re to run around collecting grain? What a fun update this will be!
Lisa: At least it’s historically accurate.
Willie: …So’s dying slow from ptomaine poisoning, and nobody wants to do that, either! Now go to the library and fetch me the Book of Shadows.
Willie: If Willie’s going Pagan, Willie’s going FULL Pagan.

Task: Reach Level 12 and Build the Springfield Library
Task: Make Lisa Check Out the Restricted Section
Time: 6s
Location: Springfield Library

Lisa: This Book of Shadows is just a collection of creepy, witchy nonsense.
Willie: So? EVERY book is a collection of creepy, witchy nonsense. What with all them words, and them strange symbols…
Lisa: Willie… you CAN read, right?
Willie: Aye! Unless it’s in-game dialog. No real man reads in-game dialog.


Then, another quest will start. If you completed Act 1, it’ll be A Happy Meal and will continue on with I Willie Follow You Into the Dark, otherwise it’ll be called Yule Love It! Pt. 4 and will continue to Pt. 5 like in Act 1 before proceeding like normal.


A Happy Meal / Yule Love It! Pt. 4 (Act 2)

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Satyr Willie: All right, according to the Book of Shadows, some gods like to be offered human fingers in tribute.
Moe: Now THAT’S a god Moe can get behind. All this modern love and forgiveness, blech! I know if I was a deity, I wouldn’t forgive nobody nothing.
Lisa: Can we have ONE town-wide festival that doesn’t involve gruesome acts of violence?
Moe: I got some CHICKEN fingers in the freezer. Maybe them old gods don’t know the difference.
Homer: Stupid old gods. What rubes.

Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe’s Tavern
Task: Make Homer Binge on Chicken Fingers
Time: 6s
Location: Moe’s Tavern

Homer: Mmm. These chicken fingers are tasty.
Moe: Hey-hey-hey! Save some for the gods.
Reward: Satyr Willie
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I Willie Follow You Into the Dark Pt. 1

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Ned: My Christian friends, I have identified the leader of the Pagan heathens!
Lisa: Actually, “Heathenism” is just one branch of Paganism… you don’t care, do you?
Ned: I really don’t! The first step to defeating my religious enemy is to not understand him!
Ned: Willie! Willie is their leader! He’s trying to found a Satanic cult!
Lisa: Satanism has nothing to do with… ugh. Fine. Go nuts. Do what you want.
Rev. Lovejoy: Let’s see how these made up religions fare against the proven, scientific power of holy water!

Task: Make Rev. Lovejoy Prepare 50 Gallons of Holy Water
Time: 12h
Location: First Church of Springfield
Task: Make the Anti-Pagans Spray Satyr Willie [x3]
Time: 1h
Location: Willie’s Shack
Task: Make Satyr Willie Get Sprayed
Time: 1h
Location: Willie’s Shack

Satyr Willie: Augh! Holy water! I’m melting!
Ned: It worked!
Satyr Willie: I’m only joking, ya daft man. Seriously, thanks fer the shower. This shack has no water, and goatskin chaps are not the most odor-resistant garment.
Reward: 25 Event Currency 10 XP

I Willie Follow You Into the Dark Pt. 2

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Satyr Willie: Gather ‘round, me minions, as I reveal yet more ancient mysteries of Paganism.
Homer: Tell us, oh great and creepy beardo!
Satyr Willie: Behold! An arcane ritual called… doin’ Willie’s chores for him.
Satyr Willie: Heh heh!

Task: Make the Pagan Followers Plow the School’s Lawn [x8]
Time: 8h
Location: Springfield Elementary
Task: Make Satyr Willie Toss Some Cabers
Time: 8h
Location: Willie’s Shack

Moe: Hey Homer! Gimme your snow plower. I need it.
Homer: Ha ha! Trying to do Willie’s chores for him so he’ll teach you mystical Pagan secrets, eh?
Homer: Well, I already cleared the school lawn. I’m way more Pagan than you’ll ever be.
Moe: That’s not what I’m doin’!
Moe: Say, you wouldn’t happen to have a floor buffer, would you? One that works on elementary school hallways?
Lisa: Don’t you all see what Willie is doing? He’s taking advantage of you!
Reward: 25 Event Currency 10 XP

I Willie Follow You Into the Dark Pt. 3

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Satyr Willie: For our next dive into the mysteries of creation, you’ll all have to catch me a squirrel.
Satyr Willie: And not scrawny ones. Big fat ones. The eatin’ kind.
Homer: Eww. Who eats squirrels?
Satyr Willie: DO YOU WANT TO LEARN THE TWELVE NAMES OF THE GODDESS OR NOT?
Homer: Yes, your horned awfulness. Coming right up!

Task: Make the Pagan Followers Hunt Squirrels [x8]
Time: 8h
Location: Cletus’s Farm
Task: Make Satyr Willie Take a Nap
Time: 8h
Location: Willie’s Shack

Homer: Here’s your squirrel, sir!
Satyr Willie: Good work. Now I must go into my shack and, er, commune with the spirits.
Satyr Willie: If you smell a smell that smells like roast squirrel, it’s not that. It’s what spirit-communing smells like.
Homer: So wise…
System Message: What made-up Pagan traditions will Willie think of to keep his followers? Find out on December 21st!
System Message: Meanwhile, keep making offerings to the Pagan gods, catching the gnome and tapping Pagans to unlock more cool prizes!
Reward: 25 Event Currency 10 XP


Join us next time for more info on this event, happy tapping!

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