Homer the Heretic: Walkthrough Part 2

The event continues collecting more Karma with our Sunday Morning Homer! Join us right after the jump for the 2nd part of the walkthrough of the main questline!
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Homer the Heretic Pt. 4

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Lisa: Dad, I need a ride to band practice!
Sunday Morning Homer: Sorry honey, I can’t. I need to light a candle for Guru Singh…
Sunday Morning Homer: And then I need to thank the Magi for bringing gifts to Baby Jesus…
Sunday Morning Homer: Then after that, Jesus is being born in Russia, so I have to convince Marge to make me twelve different dinners.

Task: Make Homer Celebrate All the Things
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Lisa Miss Band Practice
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Collect Karma [x700]

Lisa: Are you sure you can’t take me? What about the good karma you’ll get for helping someone?
Sunday Morning Homer: Karma shmarma. I’ve found a new path to salvation: the Prosperity Gospel!
Lisa: Right… You mean the view that God rewards His followers with material wealth.

Quest Reward: Dance in his Underwear job
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Homer the Heretic Pt. 5

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Lisa: Homer’s abrupt swings from religion to religion perfectly illustrate the futility in trying to establish religious truth.
God: Well you could always just ask me.
Lisa: Oh, hey God.
God: I would’ve thought you’d be more excited to meet the all-powerful Creator in person.
Lisa: I AM excited to meet you. But my excitement is offset by my sadness at the death of the causal closure of physics implied by our interaction.

Task: Make Lisa Attempt to Measure the Mass of a Non-Physical Entity
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary
Task: Make Skinner Burn the School’s Now-Obsolete Science Books
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary
Task: Collect Karma [x980]

Lisa: So let me guess: you came here because you were offended by Homer’s self-interested actions in the name of religion, and you’re going to set him straight?
God: Nah, I just needed a new game — I got sick of Pokémon Go.

Quest Reward: Hamburger Heaven
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Homer the Heretic Pt. 6

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God: Homer! I’ve been looking for you!
Ned: Ha-ha! Told ya, Homer! God’s gonna punish you for your sacrilegious ways.
Homer: Ahhhhh!!!! I’m burning! I’m on fire!!!!
Ned: Good job, God.
God: I didn’t do anything. His new phone exploded.

Task: Make Ned Put Out the Fire On Homer
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Homer Join Class Action Lawsuit
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House

Sunday Morning Homer: God, if you’re so good, how can you allow such a flawed product launch?
God: I have my reasons. And if you thought THAT was bad, wait ‘til you see what I have in store for driverless cars!

Quest Reward: Cut-Glass Cathedral
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Cut-Glass Cathedral

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Rev. Lovejoy: Great news, Ned. The world famous Cut-Glass Cathedral is coming to Springfield!
Ned: I can’t believe California, the very heart of the Bible Belt, would give up such a fine church.
Rev. Lovejoy: The Ministry filed for bankruptcy again, and we bought it for peanuts.
Rev. Lovejoy: Their liturgical beliefs are slightly different than ours, so God’s fine with us stiffing them.
Rev. Lovejoy: With a little sizzle on our sermon steak, these people will come crawling back to traditional religion!

Task: Build the Cut-Glass Cathedral
Task: Make Rev. Lovejoy Do a Moving Sermon
Time: 4h
Location: Cut-Glass Cathedral
Task: Make Ned Attend the Sermon
Time: 4h
Location: Cut-Glass Cathedral
Task: Make Homer Check Out the Cathedral
Time: 4h
Location: Cut-Glass Cathedral

Ned: How’re our numbers, Reverend? Is the congregation back in the black?
Rev. Lovejoy: Good Lord, the heating bill for that one sermon was over 1000 dollars!
Ned: Small price to pay to spread God’s word, right?
Rev. Lovejoy: I’m trying to run a business here, Ned!
Ned: Well, at least people are admiring the beautiful architecture.
Homer: The what? Oh no, I was just picturing myself sliding up the glass roof of this place naked. Somehow it feels like déjà vu.


Join us next time for more info on this event, happy tapping!

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