Homer the Heretic Premium Walkthrough: Brother Faith

Prepare to sing with Brother Father as he has landed in our town in his van! Join us right after the jump for his premium walkthrough!
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Feel the Powah Pt. 1

Brother Faith starts

Brother Faith: I’m baaaaaaack!
Brother Faith: That reference is so old I actually have no idea where it comes from.
Bart: Sorry, Brother Faith, but I don’t think it’ll be so easy this time to trick Springfielders with your “miracles”. They’re a lot more skeptical these days.
Brother Faith: Skeptical? Why’s that?
Gil: Heyyyyy, everybody! I’ve got a ONCE IN A LIFETIME deal for you today!!! This amazing premium pencil will CHANGE YOUR LIFE!!! I swear! But it’s only available for a limited time at the AMAZING BARGAIN PRICE of 20,000 donuts!!!!
Brother Faith: Yikes. If I wanna convince the locals, looks like I better pull out the big guns!

Task: Make Brother Faith Ride on a Cloud
Time: 24h
Task: Make Springfielders Reject Gil’s “Special Offers” [x5]
Time: 4h
Location: First Church of Springfield

Otto: Cool, that dude’s riding on a cloud!
God: Whoa! How does he do that?

Feel the Powah Pt. 2

Brother Faith starts

Brother Faith: Bart, I get that as a post-Millennial, you’re even more skeptical than Descartes’ Second Meditation.
Brother Faith: But I’ve figured out the perfect way to bring the message of the Lord to the younger generation!
Bart: Unfunny MyTube videos giving make-up tips?
Brother Faith: Even better: Holy Karaoke!
Bart: Sorry, but karaoke was already played out when Corden stole it from Fallon. Or when Fallon stole it from Corden. Or when they both stole it from whomever stole it before them.
Brother Faith: Fine, regular karaoke might be a little uncool… but not SNAPTALK HASTYGRAMMED KARAOKE POSTED ON MYTUBE!

Task: Make Brother Faith Post His Snaptalk Hastygrammed Karaoke
Time: 4h
Location: Brother Faith Van

Brother Faith: So Bart, do you feel the power now?
Bart: Yep: the power of modern technology to make below-amateur-quality “entertainment” available to millions worldwide.

Feel the Powah Pt. 3

Brother Faith starts

Brother Faith: You were right, it’s a tough crowd here.
Bart: Told you.
Brother Faith: But I’ve come up with a miracle that’s guaranteed to convince everyone.
Bart: Really? What?
Brother Faith: Well… not really a miracle. A visual spectacle the likes of which idiots… er, upstanding citizens cannot resist.

Task: Make Brother Faith Preach with Song and Dance
Time: 8h
Note: If the task doesn’t appear, complete Homer the Heretic Pt. 3 first.

Brother Faith: So now that you’ve seen a real miracle, are you gonna come to my miracle show at the new First Church of Springfield?
Bart: Oh what? Sorry, some clown bored me to death with a lame song about faith.
Bart: You’ve lost your touch, Faith Man. There’s no way even the biggest sucker in this town is being fooled by you again.

Feel the Powah Pt. 4

Brother Faith starts

Brother Faith: Can I get an AMEN?
Barney: Can I get another whiskey on the rocks?
Brother Faith: My friend, that won’t heal you.
Barney: You’re right. Can I get TWO whiskeys on the rocks?
Carl: Amen to that!

Task: Make Springfielders Get Healed at Moe’s [x5]
Time: 4h
Location: Moe’s Tavern

Feel the Powah Pt. 5

Brother Faith starts

Lisa: Mom, Brother Faith is at the door. He wants to know if we’d like a “free healing session.”
Marge: Tell him we’re not interested. We’ll leave our health in the hands of science, thank you very much.
Marge: Now take your daily dose of St. John’s Wort!

Task: Make Marge Give “Health” Supplements with No Proven Effectiveness
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Lisa Flush Supplements Down the Toilet
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House


Join us next time for more info on this event, happy tapping!

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