Homer the Heretic Premium Walkthrough: Rabbi Krustofsky

And on a twist, Rabbi Krustofsky, Krusty’s dead father, joins the game, finally, with his Temple Beth Springfield! Join us right after the jump for his premium walkthrough!
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On January 9th, Temple Beth Springfield unlocks in the store. Building it earns you Rabbi Krustofsky. A small intro will start on that day to introduce the new item in the store.


Rabbi Krustofsky Intro

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Rabbi Krustofsky: Hey God, little favor to ask you: can I go down and help get my son Krusty back on the path to righteousness?
God: Not up to me. It’s up to Sky Finger.
Rabbi Krustofsky: THAT’S not up to you? Then what do you do, exactly?
God: Help professional sports teams win games so they can thank me in the post-game interviews!
System Message: Rabbi Krustofsky and his synagogue are now available in the store!

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You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello Pt. 1

Rabbi Krustofsky starts

Rabbi Krustofsky: Hello, Krusty.
Krusty: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Rabbi Krustofsky: No need to worry — it’s me, your father, visiting from Heaven.
Krusty: Phew. I thought it was me from the future and I’d become a rabbi.

Task: Make Rabbi Krustofsky Attempt a Ghostly Hug and Pass Right Through
Time: 4h
Location: Temple Beth Springfield
Requires: Krusty

Rabbi Krustofsky: So, do you want to know what death feels like?
Krusty: I know what it’s like to die — I performed in blackface once at the Apollo.

You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello Pt. 2

Rabbi Krustofsky starts

Rabbi Krustofsky: So what do you usually order at this restaurant?
Krusty: The roasted pork, pork and beans, and the pork soup. All served in a plate made from a melted-down menorah.
Rabbi Krustofsky: Oy vey. Don’t they have anything kosher here?
French Waiter: Pardon, we do not. But we do have something that tastes like kosher!
French Waiter: One large bowl of dirt, rapidement!

Task: Make Hyman Grudgingly Admit that Kosher Food Tastes like Dirt
Time: 4h
Location: Temple Beth Springfield

You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello Pt. 3

Rabbi Krustofsky starts

Krusty: Thank God it’s Friday!
Rabbi Krustofsky: I will when I go back. I assume you’ll be resting on the Sabbath?
Krusty: Of course! I’ll lie on the couch to rest my body, and then I’ll put on college football to rest my mind, and then I’ll eat pizza to rest my hunger…
Krusty: And then in the evening I’ll go to the bar to rest my thirst, and then I’ll go clubbing to rest the part of me that doesn’t go clubbing.

Task: Make Rabbi Krustofsky Go to Shabbat Services
Time: 4h
Location: Temple Beth Springfield
Task: Make Krusty Get Bottle Service
Time: 4h
Location: Temple Beth Springfield

You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello Pt. 4

Rabbi Krustofsky starts

Rabbi Krustofsky: There’s a symposium on Israel at the Temple today. Want to check it out with me?
Krusty: Uh…sorry, I can’t. I’m busy studying the classic texts.
Rabbi Krustofsky: How wonderful! Let me see which ones.
Rabbi Krustofsky: Playboy from December 1984?
Krusty: Yep, a true classic: the Suzanne Somers issue!

Task: Make Krusty Hold the Centerfold Like a Torah
Time: 4h
Location: Temple Beth Springfield
Task: Make Rabbi Krustofsky Actually Read a Torah
Time: 4h
Location: Temple Beth Springfield

You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello Pt. 5

Rabbi Krustofsky starts

Rabbi Krustofsky: SURPRISE!!!!!!
Krusty: A surprise party? But it’s not my birthday.
Rabbi Krustofsky: This isn’t a birthday party. It’s your $150,000 Bar Mitzvah!
Krusty: But I already had a Bar Mitzvah.
Rabbi Krustofsky: Doesn’t matter. Like all Bar Mitzvahs, this is just an excuse for parents to impress their influential friends.
Abraham Lincoln: A cotton candy machine AND a make your own sundae bar? You da man, Krustofsky!

Task: Make Rabbi Krustofsky Say the Blessing Over the Chocolate Fountain
Time: 4h
Location: Temple Beth Springfield
Quest Reward: Chess Table
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Play Chess

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Task: Make Rabbi Krustofsky Play Chess
Time: 24h
Location: Chess Table


Join us next time for more info on this event, happy tapping!

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