Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire? Pt. 1
Moe: We got all these tourists coming to town, but they ain’t spending dime one in my bar.
Apu: They are avoiding the Kwik-E-Mart like the plague, thanks to reports that my milk is contaminated by the plague.
Comic Book Guy: And for some reason tourists are not excited by a sarcastic and self-loathing comic book vendor.
Apu: Why don’t we have a meeting in Moe’s bar to decide what to do?
Moe: My craphole? Forget it. Let’s go to that nice new barra.
Task: Make Springfielders Drink at Barra [x5]
Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire? Pt. 2
Comic Book Guy: I have discovered our problem: a travel review site called “TripButtinski”.
Comic Book Guy: The tourists are rating our establishments there. And there’s worse news…
Comic Book Guy: Their ratings are accurate.
Moe: Oh dear God, we’re doomed.
Task: Make Springfielders Drink in Despair at Barra [x5]
Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire? Pt. 3
Comic Book Guy: I have a solution to our TripButtinski problem.
Comic Book Guy: We pay tourists to write us good reviews.
Apu: Isn’t it a bit unethical to make people write nice things about us?
Comic Book Guy: Well, how about I write the nice things, and they just have to post them.
Moe: Can’t get fairer than that, Apu.
Task: Make Springfielders Drink to the New Plan [x5]
Task: Make Apu Ask “The Ethicist” at the Daily Fourth Gradian
Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire? Pt. 4
Lisa: Moe, as you know I write “The Ethicist” column for the Daily Fourth Gradian, and I recently received an anonymous letter.
Lisa: It said Springfield business owners are paying tourists to write good reviews for TripButtinski.
Moe: Not true! Although, uh, what would a good review for my bar sound like?
Lisa: Um… “Moe’s Tavern is a welcoming space with quality beer served by a friendly, honest host.”
Moe: That is good! I’m gonna pay a tourist to post that right now!
Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe’s Tavern
Task: Make Moe Write a Glowing Review of His Bar
Location: Moe’s Tavern
Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire? Pt. 5
Apu: I’m paying so much for fake good reviews on TripButtinski that I’m actually losing money.
Comic Book Guy: You can’t give up now. Just borrow some cash from Fat Tony.
Fat Tony: I offer great rates and various painless options for paying me back.
Apu: How do I know I can trust you?
Fat Tony: Just check out my great reviews on TripButtinski.
If the user has Fat Tony: Task: Make Fat Tony Loan Money
Task: Make Apu Buy Great Reviews
Who Wants to Be a Brazilianaire? Pt. 6
Moe: It’s no use. No matter how many fake reviews we post online, tourists ain’t coming into our businesses.
Comic Book Guy: Plus, now Fat Tony wants us to pay back the money we borrowed to pay for fake reviews.
Apu: Don’t worry, he said he had painless payback options.
Fat Tony: It’s true I have painless options, however I am opting for the painful ones.
Task: Make Businessmen Default on Their Mob Loans [x3]
If the user has Fat Tony: Task: Make Fat Tony Break Some Knees
Task: Make Springfielders Party in the Barra [x3]
Task: Make Lisa Write a Scathing Ethics Column
Location: Simpson House
The Noise From Brazil Pt. 8
Quimby: Our experiment with the tourist industry has been a triumph! By which I mean a less-than-total failure.
Professor Frink: Not so fast. It’s true, we’ve created three perfect vacation destinations: FrenchWorld, JapanWorld, and BrazilWorld.
Professor Frink: Normally, these “worlds” would be manned by flawless robots that would, only occasionally, start killing guests.
Lisa: But we’re the workers here. And we’re not robots.
Professor Frink: Exactly, Lisa. So logically, the killer robots must be… the tourists!
Task: Make Springfielders Hide in the Barra in Terror [x10]
Quimby: Since we can’t possibly tell real tourists apart from killer robots, I declare Springfield off limits to all out-of-towners!
System Message: Congratulations! Your town has rejected the benefits of the global economy. Now back to subsisting on Cletus’ beans.
Join us next time for more info on this event, happy tapping!