“22 for 30” Episode Tie-In: Premium Walkthrough

Apu is ready to sell some Squishee drink, while a new man joins the Channel 6 crew. Join us right after the jump for the premium walkthrough!

7200 oz Squishee Placed

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Apu: Congratulations on your purchase of the seventy-two hundred ounce Squishee.
Apu: By breaking the seal on the oversized scoop straw, you agree that Kwik-E-Mart cannot be held responsible for any damage caused by brain freeze.
Apu: Please drink responsibly. Thank you! Come again!

Sportscasted Pt. 1

Anger Watkins starts

Anger Watkins: My life is sports. Watching sports on TV, yelling at the TV, then coming to work and yelling on TV about what I saw on TV.
Anger Watkins: And now you want me to cover things other than sports? This whole thing is making Anger angry!
Lindsay Naegle: Anger drives ratings. I decided this after great thought, while waiting for the restaurant valet to bring my car around. It’s happening.

Task: Make Anger Watkins Report the Weather
Time: 4h
Location: Channel 6

Kent Brockman: …and the Pope admitted he was flashing gang signs in the photo.
Kent Brockman: And now, over to our new weatherman, Anger Watkins. What can we expect tomorrow Anger?
Anger Watkins: Expect disappointment, sorrow, and dark moods full of rolling fury. Expect a total and complete sapping of your once-thriving spirit. Also a little rain in the evening. Take an umbrella.

Sportscasted Pt. 2

Anger Watkins starts

Arnie Pye: You’re not Brockman. Was he fired? If so, I get his parking spot and coffee mug – it’s in my contract!
Anger Watkins: Your greedy ambition reminds me of a certain championship quarterback. I’ve just been brought in to jack the ratings with my repertoire of fuming and venting.
Anger Watkins: Maybe I’ll start with this story about a new park opening. A complete waste of grass, trees, and fresh air! That’s right, I root for concrete!

Task: Make Anger Watkins Do a Puff Piece
Time: 4h
Location: Retirement Castle

Anger Watkins: Anger Watkins here at Springfield’s Retirement Castle, where a local group brought cats to play with the seniors.
Abe: They’re a blessing. With their whiskers and sullen dispositions. Oh wait, that’s Jasper.
Anger Watkins: Why are these wrinkled layabouts hoarding the cats that hard-working people should be holding and scratching behind the neck?
Anger Watkins: A poor allocation of our cat resources and an absolute joke! More on this breaking story tonight at six.

Sportscasted Pt. 3

Anger Watkins starts

Anger Watkins: Finally, an assignment appropriate for my broadcasting skills. Anger Watkins, food critic.
Anger Watkins: I order, I eat, someone else pays, I complain into a camera, and someone pays me. The one time this bloated, mistaken rock named Earth acts like it’s supposed to!

Task: Make Anger Watkins Sing for His Supper
Time: 2h
Location: Gilded Truffle

Anger Watkins: Alright, time for the bottom line on the Gilded Truffle. I give it one star.
Anger Watkins: And that one star was me. I gave myself to this non-driving, non-truck food truck and in return I received disappointment and an after-dinner mint!
Anger Watkins: They served my meal, delicious as it was, on a silver platter!? Silver!
Anger Watkins: Everybody knows silver is second place, and Anger Watkins does not finish second! You see me, you bust out the platinum!

Sportscasted Pt. 4

Anger Watkins starts

Anger Watkins: Criticizing food has lost its luster. I yearn to insult fat, sweaty, living things again!
Anger Watkins: Next stop: the food at Krusty Burger. Looks like my wish has been granted.

Task: Make Anger Watkins Choke Down a Double Krusty Burger
Time: 2h
Location: Krusty Burger

Anger Watkins: I came into this expecting the worst dining experience possible. Something like sending my mouth to prison.
Anger Watkins: Krusty Burger met my expectations. An all-star appetite abomination!
Anger Watkins: The only positive I can say is the bathroom was cleaner than the kitchen.
Krusty: I’ll take it! I may even use that quote in the ads we run during coverage of death row executions!

Sportscasted Pt. 5

Anger Watkins starts

Kent Brockman: Got your fill of being a food critic, Anger?
Anger Watkins: Fill? Is that a joke? Because all I got was a tapeworm and two types of hepatitis. And not even the good ones!
Kent Brockman: Good news then. You’ll now be sharing the politics beat with me. What you won’t be sharing is my hair and makeup team.

Task: Make Anger Watkins Provide Political Commentary
Time: 12h
Location: Town Hall
Task: Make Kent Brockman Provide Political Commentary
Time: 12h
Location: Town Hall

Quimby: A lot of voters have approached my limousine to tell my bodyguards they want Springfield to be a safer place to live. That’s when the tasers come out.
Quimby: I say to those voters “I hope when you regain consciousness you remember whatever happened was all your fault. Vote Quimby”!
Kent Brockman: Well spoken! Thank you Mayor for your time and public service.
Anger Watkins: Seriously? That interview was a joke! But not the type that’s funny or even makes you think. The type that Dane Cook tells!
Anger Watkins: I’ve heard better interviews from guys with a history of concussions.
Anger Watkins: Enough! I’m going back to what I do best: level-headed sports analysis.

If you send Anger Watkins to his 1h job, he might happen to visit the following buildings, and afterwards line of texts appear.

The Frying Dutchman

After Anger Watkins completes Look for a Decent Meal at The Frying Dutchman

Anger Watkins: I don’t think I’ve ever been this unsatisfied in all my life. There were three fish hooks in my entrée!
Sea Captain: That shouldn’t happen. The deep fried batter normally hides all secrets.

El Chemistry

After Anger Watkins completes Look for a Decent Meal at El Chemistry

Anger Watkins: Deconstructed food!? If I wanted my meal separated, I’d let my mouth do it.
Anger Watkins: I’m storming out of here. As soon as these next thirteen courses are over, I am gone!

Singing Sirloin

After Anger Watkins completes Look for a Decent Meal at Singing Sirloin

Anger Watkins: How am I supposed to enjoy a steak with the waiters singing? The only one that hums when I chew should be me!

Phineas Q Butterfat’s

After Anger Watkins completes Look for a Decent Meal at Phineas Q Butterfat’s

Anger Watkins: Asking the server to “surprise me” was a horrible idea.
Anger Watkins: Fifty-six hundred different flavors and I end up with vegemite!?

Swanky Fish

After Anger Watkins completes Look for a Decent Meal at Swanky Fish

Anger Watkins: There’s nothing swanky about splintery disposable chopsticks and tap water that tastes like dirt!

Dead Lobster

After Anger Watkins completes Look for a Decent Meal at Dead Lobster

Anger Watkins: This restaurant is accurately named… they serve dead lobster.

Piggly’s Super Smorg

After Anger Watkins completes Look for a Decent Meal at Piggly’s Super Smorg

Anger Watkins: Such a disgusting amount of pork. I could feel my arteries clogging just breathing the air!
Anger Watkins: Tired of living? This is the place for you.

Join us next time for more info on this update, happy tapping!


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