Secret Agents: Act 1 Walkthrough Part 1

As always, after a kwik-tap guide, a walkthrough follows. Right after the jump you can find the 1st part of the act 1 walkthrough!

The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 1

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Homer: Hey, look at this classified ad for the Arcturus Modelling Agency. I’m a shoo in!
Lisa: “Seeking fat, middle-aged, bald man with background in nuclear safety”. Dad, don’t you think this ad is suspiciously targeted at you?
Homer: Just because I have one of those things — a background in nuclear safety?
Lisa: Also, since when do we get the newspaper? When does ANYONE get the paper?
Homer: Well, I can’t ignore a tiny ad in a dead paper. I’m off to catch my big break!

Task: Make Homer Try Out for the Modelling Gig
Time: 6s
Location: Brown House

STEM-antha: V’elcome, Mr. Simpson. Vee have been expecting you.
Homer: How did you know vy name?!
STEM-antha: How many Mr. Simpsons can there be in the world?
Homer: Umm…
STEM-antha: You don’t have to answer that.

The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 2

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Homer: So what kind of nude modelling is this?
STEM-antha: No one said anything about nude: please put your pants back on.
Testost-Irene: Come with me, Mr. Simpson. We must get you in hair and makeup.
Homer: Good luck improving on this beefcake.
Homer: Mmm… beef cake.

Task: Make Homer Go to Hair and Makeup
Time: 6s
Location: Brown House

On job start:
Homer: Not that I’m not into it, but what’s with all the restraints?
STEM-antha: Silence! Focus on the screen. Soon you will find yourself hypnotized against your own government…
Homer: Death to the G-men!
STEM-antha: I haven’t started the hypnosis yet.

The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 3

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Homer: Hair and muzzle makeup wasn’t so hard – I don’t see what all those models are complaining about.
Secret Voice: Homer, you must initiate Project Lazarus. Gather minions and form your own superpower.
Homer: Oh, no! I’ve developed a judgmental inner voice, like all models!
Secret Voice: The voice you hear is coming from the headset we gave you.
Homer: I THOUGHT you were different from the voices I usually hear.

Task: Make Homer Gather Minions
Time: 6s
Location: Brown House
Task: Trick Springfielders Into Being Brainwashed [x3]
Time: 6s
Location: Brown House
Characters: Apu, Cletus, Krusty, Skinner, Marge, Moe

Secret Voice: Well done. Now we will brainwash the masses into hating their own government.
Homer: Way ahead of you, creepy voice. I already told people postage stamps were going up two cents.
Homer: The masses are collecting pitchforks and lighting torches now.

The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 4

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Secret Voice: It’s time to establish a base of operations: somewhere to conduct our various acts of subterfuge.
Homer: How ’bout Krusty Burger? They’ve got free WiFi and a new seven-patty burger, called the Widowmaker. It makes funerals fun again!
Secret Voice: This will be a brand new state-of-the-art facility, not some slop factory. I’ve set up an account for you with near-unlimited funds.
Homer: Thanks, but I’ll just get Sky Finger to pay for it.


Task:
Build Agency Headquarters
Task: Send Agents to Collect Intel on the Widowmaker [x3]

Unreleased text:
Homer: Not bad, but I’m not tasting seven patties.
Krusty: The meat plays tricks on your mind and in a few hours it’ll play tricks on your digestive tract.

The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 5

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Secret Voice: You’ve done well, Homer. I think it’s time we met. Look behind you.
Homer: A talking car?! I knew they were real!
Hank Scorpio: No, Homer, over here.
Homer: Mr. Scorpio? I thought you… you know… died.
Hank Scorpio: You can’t kill an idea, Homer – just break many of its bones, collapse some of its organs and force it into hiding. But I’m back, and I want you to be my number two.
Homer: A fella always dreams of meeting a number one who needs a number two!

Task: Tap the Men in Tan [x10]

Hank Scorpio: Look out, Martin Shkreli! I’ll be back on top of Forbes Most Evil Employers list in a heartbeat.
Lisa: They just call that “Top CEOs” now.

Quest reward: 10 XP and 100 Event Currency

The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 6

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Hank Scorpio: The key to any intelligence agency is the intelligence: you’ve got to have more eyes than Mississippi.
Hank Scorpio: That would be four. We’ll need more than that.
Willie: Willie can hide cameras everywhere and watch ‘em all from me custodian’s closet.
Hank Scorpio: I appreciate the disturbing offer, but we need to think bigger. I’m talking global positioning satellite levels of peeping tomfoolery.
Abe: In my day, we used to just root through people’s garbage.
Gil: Hey, you’re talkin’ about my home there!


Task:
Build the Surveillance Post
Task: Launch the Drone Scan

Homer: Uh oh, I think I broke something.
Hank Scorpio: What, that flash? Drones have a tendency to overload like that.
Hank Scorpio: Lucky for us, it also wipes the memory of anyone who looks at it and sends them packing.
Hank Scorpio: You did cover your eyes for that, didn’t you?
Homer: Um… what answer doesn’t make me look stupid…?

Quest reward: 10 XP and 100 Event Currency


Join us next time for more info on this event, happy tapping!

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