Secret Agents Premium Walkthrough: Hank Scorpio (New questline)

He is the most involved in this event and he’s ready to come back with a new questline. Check the premium walkthrough for him right after the jump!

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The Helium-Neon Gas Laser Is Always Greener Pt. 1

Hank Scorpio starts

Hank Scorpio: Sometimes I wonder if the life of an international crime lord is paying off.
Hank Scorpio: How different would it have been if I’d become a teacher? Or a mailman?
Hank Scorpio: Or is it mailperson now? Does it count if it isn’t a male person that’s the mailperson?
Hank Scorpio: Another mystery to ponder and now’s as good a time as any.
Hank Scorpio: It’ll be weeks before the contractors fix the climate control in our arctic base and we can get back to work.
Hank Scorpio: Another dilemma — Fahrenheit or Celsius? Been a Fahrenheit man all my life. Is it too late to change?

Task: Make Hank Scorpio Start a New Business
Time: 8h
Location: Volcano Lair

The Helium-Neon Gas Laser Is Always Greener Pt. 2

Hank Scorpio starts

Hank Scorpio: Starting a legitimate business is more complicated than I thought.
Hank Scorpio: All these regulations, taxes, and hidden surcharges… they scramble my brain. And not the good scramble like how 5th Street Café is actually on 3rd. I don’t get it, but I don’t need to.
Hank Scorpio: Maybe in the dynamic world of convenient fast food I should start at the bottom and work my way up.
Hank Scorpio: I wonder who I have to assassinate to get a management position?

Task: Make Hank Scorpio Look for Work
Time: 1h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart

The Helium-Neon Gas Laser Is Always Greener Pt. 3

Apu starts

Apu: Welcome to your first day at the Kwik-E-Mart, Mister Scorpio.
Hank Scorpio: It’s great to be part of the Kwik-E-Mart family.
Apu: And like family you will work from eight to midnight, be responsible for cleanup, stocking, pricing, security, cleanup again, and Squishee syrup mixing. Bring your own mixing paddle.
Apu: You get one half day off every two weeks, free medical from the First-Aid kit in the back, and a full compliment of benefits.
Apu: Benefits are not complimentary. All of your salary goes to pay for them.

Task: Make Hank Scorpio Train at the Kwik-E-Mart
Time: 12h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart

The Helium-Neon Gas Laser Is Always Greener Pt. 4

Hank Scorpio starts

Hank Scorpio: There are so many health and safety violations here…
Hank Scorpio: I’ve taken Jailbird’s gunfire trying to protect spicy meat snacks. They’re good but not bullet in the shoulder good.
Hank Scorpio: I can’t let it get me down. What I need is a job in a professional field.
Hank Scorpio: Something that puts me in touch with real people, with real hopes and dreams!

Task: Make Hank Scorpio Become a Wall Street Robber Baron
Time: 4h
Location: Volcano Lair

The Helium-Neon Gas Laser Is Always Greener Pt. 5

Hank Scorpio starts

Hank Scorpio: What have I done?! Wall Street is more horrifying than I could have imagined!
Hank Scorpio: Such ruthlessness. Such heartless, selfish cruelty.
Hank Scorpio: And that’s just trying to get to the microwave in the lunch room.
Hank Scorpio: I think it’s time to get back to honest, productive work where I can make a real difference in the world.

Task: Make Hank Scorpio Deliver Ultimatum to G8 Nations
Time: 6h
Location: Town Hall


Join us next time for more info on this event, happy tapping!

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