Secret Agents Premium Walkthrough: Russ Cargill

Straight from The Simpsons Movie comes Russ Cargill, the Head of E.P.A.! Join us right after the jump for his questline walkthrough!

Store update: The C.I.A. dossiers are now active (send someone to Collect Intel. Once they finish the task, it will activate the new dossiers), while the Abandoned Store is back in the store! The last 24 hours for the Knightboat rebate are here!


Another Brick in the Firewall Pt. 1

Russ Cargill starts

Russ Cargill: What’s with all these ideological groups cropping up all over the place?
Russ Cargill: Most of these jokers get ahead by stomping all over the environment. Well, it’s time the E.P.A. stomped back!
Russ Cargill: Ethics be damned! We’re going to protect the environment so hard, the Koch brothers will go solar!

Task: Make Russ Cargill Make Back Door Deals
Time: 1h
Location: Springfield Library

Another Brick in the Firewall Pt. 2

Russ Cargill starts

Russ Cargill: Contacts made, money played, my plot engaged… and not one person will have a clue to what’s going on.
Bart: I do. And so does everyone sitting near you at the public library.
Russ Cargill: What?!
Bart: You left yourself signed in on the computer, man. There’s only forty-six people left on the whole internet who don’t know about your secret plans.

Task: Make Russ Cargill Read Up on Basic Internet Security
Time: 1h
Location: Springfield Library

Another Brick in the Firewall Pt. 3

Russ Cargill starts

Russ Cargill: This is a security nightmare!
Russ Cargill: Springface, Viewtube, Instaspring, the E.P.A.’s plans are available to anyone with a functioning clicker finger!
Bart: Villains never learn to keep things to themselves. Today’s typical over-sharer posts a thousand things while they’re still sitting on the toilet.
Russ Cargill: You again?! How did you get in here?
Bart: Just a heads up, your physical security is as bad as your cyber security.

Task: Make Russ Cargill Lose His Mind
Time: 1h

Another Brick in the Firewall Pt. 4

Russ Cargill starts

Bart: Stop stalking me, man. You know it’s not cool for adults to follow kids around, right?
Russ Cargill: But I need your help! I’ve exposed myself to all kinds of Snap-Chatters and Tweeters who insult me with short misspelled quips!
Russ Cargill: And what the hell is a meme? And how do I stop myself from becoming one?!
Bart: All right, dude, I’ll help you out.
Bart: But beware I’m introducing you to everything from pop-up ads, to Viewtube comments, to the darkest, dankest trolls in the business.

Task: Make Russ Cargill Learn the Horrors of Social Media
Time: 1h
Location: Simpson Home

Another Brick in the Firewall Pt. 5

Russ Cargill starts

Russ Cargill: Social media is inspiring… and horrifying… and inspiring!
Russ Cargill: People will believe everything they read… even if it contradicts the thing they just read!
Russ Cargill: I just have to pump out enough fake news to completely obscure the truth.
Russ Cargill: The E.P.A. plans will be so secret, even I won’t know the truth from the lies!

Task: Make Russ Cargill Launch “News Entertainment” Websites
Time: 1h
Location: Springfield Library


Join us next time for more info on this event, happy tapping!

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