Time Traveling Taoster: Panini Press

The Panini Press is the new invention by Professor Frink ready to help you fight the Time Invaders. Join us right after the jump for a guide on how to upgrade it and what all its upgrades gives.

When you place the Panini Press, you can press it every time it charges to wipe out all Time Invaders at once. It can be upgraded by accumulating Tachyons. Tachyons can be obtained by playing in the Excavation Site and purchasing, crafting or winning items by the prize track.

Upgrading lowers the cool down, raises the tap radius when tapping Time Invaders, or gives out more Excavation Site rewards. The following table contains all the levelling goals you need to reach to obtain each level.

level name upgrade cost
1 Cool Down Upgrade Decrease the time between
Mega Blasts to 18h!
1.012
2 Tap Radius Upgrade Include more nearby Time
Invaders on each tap!
2.025
3 Cool Down Upgrade Decrease the time between
Mega Blasts to 12h!
4.050
4 Excavation Site Upgrade Gain an extra 10% rewards
at each Excavation!
6.074
5 Cool Down Upgrade Decrease the time between
Mega Blasts to 10h!
8.099
6 Tap Radius Upgrade Include more nearby Time
Invaders on each tap!
10.124
7 Cool Down Upgrade Decrease the time between
Mega Blasts to 8h!
12.149
8 Excavation Site Upgrade Gain an extra 10% rewards
at each Excavation!
14.174
9 Cool Down Upgrade Decrease the time between
Mega Blasts to 6h!
16.198
10 Tap Radius Upgrade Include more nearby Time
Invaders on each tap!
18.223
11 Cool Down Upgrade Decrease the time between
Mega Blasts to 5h!
20.248
12 Excavation Site Upgrade Gain an extra 10% rewards
at each Excavation!
22.273
13 Tap Radius Upgrade Include more nearby Time
Invaders on each tap!
24.298
14 Cool Down Upgrade Decrease the time between
Mega Blasts to 4h!
26.322
15 Tap Radius Upgrade Include more nearby Time
Invaders on each tap!
28.347
16 Cool Down Upgrade Decrease the time between
Mega Blasts to 3h!
30.372
17 Excavation Site Upgrade Gain an extra 10% rewards
at each Excavation!
32.397
18 Tap Radius Upgrade Include more nearby Time
Invaders on each tap!
34.421
19 Cool Down Upgrade Decrease the time between
Mega Blasts to 2h!
34.446
20 Tap Radius Upgrade Include more nearby Time
Invaders on each tap!
38.471
21 Cool Down Upgrade Decrease the time between
Mega Blasts to 1h!
40.496
22 Excavation Site Upgrade Gain an extra 10% rewards
at each Excavation!
42.926
23 Cool Down Upgrade Decrease the time between
Mega Blasts to 6s!
44.950

Most items in the event give out Tachyons too. The following is a list of all items that do and their reward.

item reward
Pile of Gold 95
Prehistoric Plant
Skeleton Pile
120
Prehistoric Fern 125
Prehistoric Foliage, Pirate Treasure 185
Egyptian Outhouse 310
Egyptian Tent 355
Cave Drawing
Burning Tree
Skinner Sarcophagus
Pirate Booty
365
Raptor 370
Shallow Grave 385
Egyptian Column
Egyptian Pillar
Egyptian Sundial
Grog Barrel
390
Candy Apple Island
Hangman Cage
420
Egyptian Playground 465
Mammoth Statue
Pirate Animatronic
Pirate Fire Pit
486
Pharaoh Tent (unreleased) 510
Pirate Cannon 555
Pirate Prison 560
Dragonfly Rock 575
Chariot 605
Banana Leaf Windmill
Orb of Isis
608
Dinosaur Skeleton
Tar Field
645
Acid Pool
Triceratops Statue
650
Oasis 695
Darwin Fish
Petrodactyl Nest
Tuts ‘n’ Tots Elementary
730
Giant Screamapillar 745
Bart Sphynx 750
Rowboat 780
Prehistoric Jungle 790
Sphinx, Gallows 851
Siren Masthead 910
Waterslide Tree
Curvaceous Caves w/Booberella and Cavegirl Booberella
Curvaceous Caves w/Cavegirl Booberella
Blackbeard
930
Dinosaur Lake 973
Baby T-Rex
Abu Simbel Temple
Bridge Arch Animatronic
1.100
Wisecracking Parrot 1.216
Homer Lizard
Camel
Mermaid Petting Zoo
1.300
Pharaoh Throne w/Pharaoh Skinner
Springfield Historical Society
Eisenhower 4×4
Dwight D. Eisenhower
1.395
Moe’s Cavern w/Caveman Moe
Egyptian Pyramid w/Taskmaster Willie
Pirate Ship w/Sexy Pirate
1.459
Concert Hall w/Mozart 1.720

Join us next time for more info on this event, happy tapping!

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6 thoughts on “Time Traveling Taoster: Panini Press

    • There were an Easter Egg aka Glitch that awarded infinite Tachyons every time Homer Lizard, Darwin Fish, Wisecracking Parrot, Baby T-Rex, Raptor, Giant Screamapillar and/or Blackbeard were placed in town (after getting them or from storage).

      Ex. You could pickup the Darwin Fish and place it again from storage and receive the Tachyons. Then pick it up and place it again to receive it all over again.

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      • It is called an exploit. You exploit a loophole in the programming to gain progress/currency.
        EA hates exploits. As soon as it is public knowledge and EA sees it – it is immediately re-programmed to close the loophole.
        That is why Topix, wikisimpsons and other blogs/forums do not post about it in a clear way. There will be hints but not plain step by step instructions.
        Anyway, someone shouted it out, it got to EAs ear and the loophole/exploit is gone.

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