Prizes straight from the prehistoric era has arrived in the first act of the event. A statue, a weird fish, a dinosaur and more awaits you right after the jump in the first part of the Act 1 prizes walkthrough!
Bart: Look, Stampy — it’s your great-great-great grandfather.
Stampy: *LONG, LONG ELEPHANT TRUMPET*
Bart: Okay, okay, you’re a different species. Thanks for the biology lesson. I was just making conversation.
Homer: Mmmm… pterodactyl omelet…
Lisa: You are NOT raiding a dinosaur nest for eggs.
Homer: What? I thought you were all about locally-sourced food!
Task: Place Pterodactyl Nest
Lisa: Look at this! A transitional species! Further proof that evolution is real!
Ned: OR, a clever ruse concocted by the great Intelligent Designer upstairs, to test our faith in his Divine Creation!
Lisa: Gets harder and harder to cling to that line of reasoning all the time, don’t it, chief?
Ned: You have no idea!
Task: Tap Darwin Fish
Homer: Look, it’s Nessie!
Lisa: Dad, that’s a brontosaurus: a genus of the sauropoda. And don’t say “mmm… brontosaurus burgers…”
Homer: I wasn’t even gonna!
Lisa: This ancient cave drawing is amazing!
Homer: Pfft! Even in the Stone Age, stupid hipsters couldn’t resist taking pictures of their food.
Task: Place Cave Drawing
Homer: Don’t move. It can’t see us if we don’t move.
Lisa: Actually, that stupid plot device from “Jurassic Park” has been discredited. T-Rex had excellent visual acuity.
Homer: Great. And now that you’ve said it out loud, T-Rex knows it can see us!
Lisa: It doesn’t understand English, dad.
Homer: Well, maybe THAT’S been discredited. Maybe T-Rex had excellent English acuity. Ever think of that?
Task: Tap Baby T-Rex
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