Time Traveling Toaster: Act 1 Prizes Walkthrough Part 2

Moe has come back as a caveman and is ready to manage his prehistoric cavern. Join us right after the jump for his walkthrough!

The Caveman’s Lover Pt. 1

Caveman Moe starts

Carl: What’s up, Moe? You’re looking the same as always.
Caveman Moe: UGG! UGG-UGG!
Moe: Oh come on! You honestly can’t tell me apart from this Neanderthal?
Carl: He’s an honest-to-goodness caveman? Huh. Does he understand the concept of money?
Caveman Moe: nugg…
Carl: Good. Then I’m ordering my beers from him from now on.

Task: Make Caveman Moe Be Mistaken for Moe
Time: 12h
Location: Moe’s Tavern

The Caveman’s Lover Pt. 2

Caveman Moe starts

Caveman Moe: UGG! WUGG UGG!
Homer: Hiya Moe. Hey is that a new bear pelt you’re wearing? Pretty sharp.
Moe: That ain’t me! He’s a primitive, hirsute, hunch-shouldered primate with a pronounced brow ridge!
Homer: …
Moe: Okay, yeah. I guess I see the resemblance.

Task: Make Moe Serve Drinks
Time: 4h
Location: Moe’s Tavern
Task: Make Caveman Moe Tend Bar
Time: 8h
Location: Moe’s Cavern

The Caveman’s Lover Pt. 3

Moe starts

Moe: Okay, Caveman Me. I’m leaving you in charge of the bar for a while. I got a date.
Caveman Moe: *CAVEMAN LAUGH*
Moe: What? You don’t think I can get a girl?
Caveman Moe: NUGG!
Moe: Oh, like you could do better! ‘Least I sorta talk good!

Task: Make Caveman Moe Find a Mate
Time: 4h

The Caveman’s Lover Pt. 4

Moe starts

Moe: You ready to hit the town, Cavegirl Booberella?
Cavegirl Booberella: Why did you take off the caveman outfit? You looked very manly!
Moe: That wasn’t me! That was a prehistoric, far stronger, and less-inhibited version of me
Moe: *sigh* Just give me a moment to freshen up.
Caveman Moe: Ugg ugg…
Cavegirl Booberella: Well hello there, handsome…

Task: Make Moe Psyche Himself Up
Time: 4h
Location: Moe’s House or Moe’s Tavern
Task: Make Caveman Moe Go Clubbing With Cavegirl Booberella
Time: 4h
Location: Stu’s Disco or Moe’s Tavern
If the user has Cavegirl Booberella: Requires: Cavegirl Booberella

The Caveman’s Lover Pt. 5

Moe starts

Moe: Oh come on! Even my girl likes Caveman Me better than Modern Me?
Cavegirl Booberella: Sorry, Moe. He’s just so primal. He really sees the real me.
Moe: What’s that supposed to mean?
Cavegirl Booberella: He sees my BOOOOOOBS.

Task: Make Moe Drink Booooooooze
Time: 4h
Location: Moe’s Tavern
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

Join us next time for more info on this event, happy tapping!


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