Time Traveling Toaster Act 2 Premium Walkthrough: Pharaoh Skinner

Its a school trip turned bad, when Skinner wears his new skin as a Pharaoh. Join us right after the jump for his premium walkthrough!


The Power of Pharaohmones Pt. 1

Skinner starts

Skinner: Today, children, is our field trip to the museum, where we will study the relics of ancient Egypt.
Skinner: More importantly, we will execute the intricate, beautiful dance that is the buddy system.
Skinner: And if we could get through lunch without a food fight, that would be a first in school hist–
Bart: FOOD FIGHT!
Skinner: Simpson! We’re not even on the bus yet!

Task: Make Skinner Lead a Field Trip
Time: 4h
Location: Springsonian Museum, Springfield Museum of Natural History or Springfield Library
Task: Make Kids Go on a Field Trip [x3]
Time: 4h
Location: Springsonian Museum, Springfield Museum of Natural History or Springfield Library
Characters: Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, Nelson, Ralph, Database, Dolph, Janey, Greta Wolfcastle

Skinner: The Pharaohs were ruthless dictators. All feared them, none dared disobey.
Skinner: In many ways, they were the elementary school principals of their day.
Bart: What was that?
Skinner: Nothing, nothing.

The Power of Pharaohmones Pt. 2

Skinner starts

Bart: Look! I think Skinner’s flipped his lid!
Pharaoh Skinner: You will address me as Pharaoh! I think I’ve earned it, by switching clothes.
Pharaoh Skinner: Effective immediately, English will be replaced by Hieroglyphics, Gym by Manual Labor, and Math by Worship of Pharaoh.
Bart: I’m not worshipping you. It’ll destroy my brand!
Pharaoh Skinner: You will obey the Living God or face the ultimate penalty! The ultimate penalty, FYI, remains detention.

Task: Make Pharaoh Skinner Teach Hieroglyphics
Time: 4h
Location: Tuts ‘n’ Tots Elementary or Springfield Elementary
Task: Make Kids Learn Hieroglyphics [x3]
Time: 4h
Location: Tuts ‘n’ Tots Elementary or Springfield Elementary
Characters: Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, Nelson, Ralph, Database, Dolph, Janey, Greta Wolfcastle

Pharaoh Skinner: No, no, no. It’s eye before tree, except after sea.

The Power of Pharaohmones Pt. 3

Skinner starts

Pharaoh Skinner: Silence!
Lisa: No one said anything.
Pharaoh Skinner: Still, it’s a fun thing to yell. Let’s knock off class early and you guys build an enormous stone me.
Bart: Hey, Lis. Let’s secretly make the body of the statue a jackass. That’ll show him!
Lisa: Great prank. You do realize, either way it’ll take centuries to build this thing.
Bart: I don’t hear you coming up with ideas!

Task: Make Pharaoh Skinner Rule With an Iron Ankh
Time: 12h
Location: Pharaoh Throne
Task: Make Kids Build an Edifice of Skinner [x3]
Time: 4h
Location: Tuts ‘n’ Tots Elementary or Springfield Elementary
Characters: Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, Nelson, Ralph, Database, Dolph, Janey, Greta Wolfcastle

Pharaoh Skinner: Look upon my works ye faculty and despair!

The Power of Pharaohmones Pt. 4

Skinner starts

Miss Hoover: Seymour, none of my students showed up for class today. Not that I’m complaining.
Pharaoh Skinner: They toil for the glory of their Living God. That’s me. I got a promotion.
Miss Hoover: Great. I’ll be in the faculty smoking lounge.
Pharaoh Skinner: Wait! How would you like to rule by my side? All that you see can be yours, from the baseball diamond to the P.E. storage shed!
Miss Hoover: I think I’d better call Superintendent Chalmers.
Pharaoh Skinner: I begin the mating dance!

Task: Make Pharaoh Skinner Do a Mating Dance
Time: 4h

Pharaoh Skinner: Look upon my moves, ye groovy, and dig it!

The Power of Pharaohmones Pt. 5

Skinner starts

Chalmers: SKIN-NER! What’s this I hear about you establishing a dynasty on school property?
Pharaoh Skinner: Silence, GARY! Do not presume to meet my holy gaze.
Chalmers: Skinner, grown a backbone? What’s next: swarms of locusts and people praying to the sun?
Pharaoh Skinner: That’s the plan!

Task: Make Pharaoh Skinner Pray to Ra
Time: 4h
Location: Tuts ‘n’ Tots Elementary or Springfield Elementary

Agnes: Seymour! Put down that scepter! You’ll strain your back!
Pharaoh Skinner: Mother! I’ve become all-powerful, so will you please just let me have this!
Agnes: Oh, poo! Take off that dress and come home. My varicose veins aren’t going to massage themselves.
Pharaoh Skinner: Yes, Mother…

Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

Join us next time for more info on this event, happy tapping!

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