Time Traveling Toaster: Act 3 Walkthrough

Its time to end this event with pirates, like Blackbeard! Join us right after the jump for the final act walkthrough!

Love in a Time of Scurvy Pt. 1

Lisa starts

Lisa: Eek! The town is overrun with rats!
Lisa: Ugh. Can’t believe I just said “eek”.
Moe: You call this overrun? This ain’t overrun. I can still see the floor, most places.
Homer: Hey, if I got rid of the rats, do you think THAT would make Marge love me again?
Moe: Shrug. That’s how uninvested in your question I am. I’m actually saying the word “shrug” out loud.
Homer: I’ll take that as a “yes”!

Task: Make Homer Tempt Fate
Time: 4h
Location: Homer’s Workbench

On job start:
Marge: Heeeeeelp! Raaaaaaats!
Homer: Marge!
Artie Ziff: It’s pronounced Marrrrrge, ye beached whale. And that’s me girl yer talkin’ too.
Homer: Alternate Timeline Pirate Artie Ziff!
Artie Ziff: That’s Arrrrrtie — with five rrrrrs. I’ll hear if you miss one.

On job end:
Homer: This is it! I can make Marge love me if I save her from a life of hatch-battening, parrot-swabbing, and buckle-swashing.

Quest reward: 600 Event Currency and 10 XP

Love in a Time of Scurvy Pt. 2

Homer starts

Homer: I’m assembling a pirate crew, and I need recruits!
Lenny: What are the terms of employment? I’ve been cheated by pirates before. Unbelievable, I know, but true.
Homer: I’m looking for fifty good men. Every man gets 100% of all booty plundered.
Lenny: Make it 110%, and you’ve got yerself a crew.

Task: Make Homer Assemble a Crew
Time: 4h
Location: Homer’s Workbench
Task: Make Springfielders Join Homer’s Crew [x5]
Time: 4h
Location: Homer’s Workbench

Carl: Your men are ready to fight and die for you, Cap’n Homer. What are your orders?
Homer: Shiver those timbers, men! Hoist up the keel! Avast those mateys! We’re huntin’ Ziffs!

Quest reward: 600 Event Currency and 10 XP

Love in a Time of Scurvy Pt. 3

Homer starts

Homer: If we’re to stand a chance against Pirate Captain Ziff, my crew, we’ll need to sharpen yer skills.
Carl: You mean like sailing, sword fighting, and swashbuckling?
Homer: I was thinking more of drinking rum, sea shanties, and drinking grog.
Moe: Can we skip the shanties?
Homer: Done and done. Begin training montage!

Task: Make Homer Teach the Ways of the Pirate
Time: 4h
Location: Homer’s Workbench
Task: Make Springfielders Learn the Ways of the Pirate [x5]
Time: 4h
Location: Homer’s Workbench

Homer: I love you guys. I mean — *hic!* — fifty lashes to the first one of ye that forgets to tip his cap at me, but still… I love you guys.

Quest reward: 600 Event Currency and 10 XP

Love in a Time of Scurvy Pt. 4

Homer starts

Moe: Homer, we’re running out of rum, we keep sailing in circles, and I got scurvy. Mind you, I had it already.
Sea Captain: Arrrrr. As a man of the sea, I may be able to help. Let’s cheat.
Homer: Cheat? But I’m a pirate! It is simply not done!
Moe: What if we stop pretending we’re in pirate times, and we use modern guns, radar, and computers to take down our foe?
Homer: Wait, we have access to those? Know what? Fine. You do a time travel story, this is what you get.

Task: Make Homer’s Crew Fight With Future Technology [x5]
Time: 4h
Location: Homer’s Workbench

Artie Ziff: This isn’t the last you’ve heard of me! I shall return in Pirates of Springfield 2: On Dumber Tides!

Quest reward: 600 Event Currency and 10 XP

Homercoming

Homer starts

Homer: Marge? Marge, honey, I’m home!
Ned: Well hidely-ho, fellow flatmate. Who’s this Marge fella you’re jabbering on about?
Homer: Flanders?! We live together? Is Jesus okay with this?
Ned: Who cares? You know I’m an atheist.
Homer: Wow. I miss Marge, but I gotta admit — it’s pretty great hearing you say that.

Task: Make Homer Live Happily Ever After With Ned
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Requires: Ned

Homer: I must go try to find my Margie, stupid atheist Flanders. But please know I will always detest you slightly less than regular you.

Quest reward: 600 Event Currency and 10 XP

The Time Traveler’s Wife Pt. 3

Homer starts

Homer: Moe, gimme a beer, and keep ‘em coming. I’ll never get back to my Springfield. Or my Marge.
Moe: Homer Simpson?! Since when do YOU drink?
Homer: Of all the Springfields in all the multiverse, I gotta end up in the only one where I’m not cool.

Task: Make Homer Say Goodbye
Time: 4h
Location: Homer’s Workbench

On job start:
Homer: Marjorie, I don’t know if we’ll ever be together, but I want you to know you’re the most wonderful thing that never happened to me.

On job end:
Selma: Out of the way, fatso.
Homer: Let me guess, now WE’RE married?
Marge: Homer, Patty and Selma are here for our anniversary.
Homer: Marge! I did it? I found a world where we’re together?
Marge: Of course we’re together! How could I forget the man who traveled back in time to say I love you?
System Message: Congratulations! You’ve saved Homer’s marriage for what will undoubtedly be the last time… until the next time.

Quest reward: 2000 Event Currency and 20 XP

Join us right next time for more info on this event, happy tapping!

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