Time Traveling Toaster: Act 3 Prizes Walkthrough Part 1

Pirates ahoy! Sail with the final act prizes ship as we explore the seas with some pirate prizes! Join us right after the jump for their walkthrough!


Place Pirate Animatronic

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Sea Captain: Oh, nice to see a friendly face. What be your name, sailor?
Sea Captain: Not much of a talker, are ye? The sea will do that to a man. Aye, it will.
Sea Captain: …
Sea Captain: Well, if you don’t mind the company, I’ll join ye in robotically waving my arms around for a spell.


Big Boy Buccaneer

Dolph starts

Dolph: Why are you following me around, lamewad?
Ralph: Do you want to play pirates with me?
Dolph: Look, kid, I’m a teenager. Sometimes. It’s actually confusing how old I am. But I’m definitely too old to play pirates.
Ralph: Do you want to play pirates with me?
Dolph: *sighs* Kid, you brought this upon yourself.

Task: Make Ralph Play Pirates
Time: 1h
Location: Pirate Fire Pit
Requires: Dolph

Wiggum: Ralphie! What are you doing up there?
Ralph: I’m rotisserating!


Intellectual Parroty

Marge starts

Marge: Look Maggie, it’s your favorite wisecracking parrot from all those movies!
Blue Haired Lawyer: This parrot infringes on the intellectual property of a company so big, I can’t even say its name without getting sued.
Marge: You can’t just own the entire concept of a talking parrot.
Blue Haired Lawyer: You can when you are a rapacious foe of all that is innocent and good in this world.

Task: Tap the Wisecracking Parrot [x3]

Possible Wisecracking Parrot quotes:
Wisecracking Parrot: I knew a pirate boxer once. He had a killer right hook.
Wisecracking Parrot: A young buccaneer was going to see Booty and the Beast, but it was “arr rated”.
Wisecracking Parrot: Where does Captain Hook go shopping? The second-hand store.
Wisecracking Parrot: I was going to get a hook and wooden peg, but it cost an arm and a leg.
Wisecracking Parrot: To err is human. To arr is pirate.
Wisecracking Parrot: Pirates make great singers, because they can hit the high C’s.
Wisecracking Parrot: What do you call a pirate with two legs and two eyes? A rookie.
Wisecracking Parrot: The problem with piracy is that once you start, you’re hooked for life.

Bonus Treasure

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Task: Collect Eye Patches [x9150]

Quest reward: 1/2/3 Donuts


Place Pirate Treasure

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Krusty: Now THAT’S what I call a big booty!
Krusty: Anyone…?
Krusty: I like a big chest, but this is ridiculous!
Krusty: BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T LAUGH, NOW I GOTTA FIRE MY WRITERS. AND ONE OF THEM JUST BOUGHT A HOUSE.


Place Grog Barrel

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Homer: Pirate beer is terrible!
Lisa: Grog isn’t beer, Dad. It’s a mix of rum, water, sugar, and sometimes spices or aromatics.
Homer: Shhh. Daddy’s trying to drink the bad beer, sweetie.

Join us right next time for more info on this event, happy tapping!

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