4th of July 2017: Walkthrough

Some fireworks and homeworks are ready to set off in the 4th of July 2017 update. Join us right after the jump for the freemium walkthrough!

Crack Prattle and BANG!

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Hollis Hurlbut: Finally! Some good old fashioned Independence Day fireworks!
Hollis Hurlbut: Straight from the eighteenth century too! You don’t get more American than that!
Lisa: The box says made in China.


Task:
Place a Patriotic Box of Fireworks

Essay on the Principle of Procrastination Pt. 1

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Bart: Lisa! Betcha you can’t tell me, in five paragraphs, your favorite thesis and supporting statements about an American President?
Lisa: You’re trying to get me to write a school essay for you, aren’t you?
Bart: Essay writing is hard for me, Lisa. I’m not like you. You know… boring.
Lisa: Best be on your way to the library, brother. The Dewey decimal system is a tough nut to crack.
Bart: I’d rather die!

Task: Make Bart Plan a “Life Hack” for Writing an Essay
Time: 6s
Location: Simpson House

Essay on the Principle of Procrastination Pt. 2

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Bart: I’ve got it! Why read about the Presidents, when I can go speak to them myself?
Lisa: You mean… use Dad’s toaster to travel back in time and collect America’s greatest leaders?
Lisa: That’s actually… kind of… brilliant!
Bart: Be back soon. Just need to set this thing to the date of America’s founding — One million B.C.
Lisa: Try 1789. But wait… something’s nagging at me. The Fourth of July… U.S. Presidents… augh, what is it?
Bart: Don’t know, don’t care. Like I said — you’re boring. Bye!

Task: Make Bart Travel to the Past to Collect Presidents
Time: 6s
Location: Homer’s Workbench

Essay on the Principle of Procrastination Pt. 3

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Lisa: That was quick.
Bart: Several months from my point of view. I‘m eleven now, by the way.
Lisa: I figured out what was bothering me. Each year at this time, a different ex-President appears in Springfield.
Lisa: Lincoln, Washington, Roosevelt, Nixon. And now we know why. YOU brought them all here. With Dad’s toaster.
Bart: It IS pretty hard to get the return year right when your only time machine control is a “doneness” knob.
Lisa: If you’ll excuse me, I want to freshen up for whichever ex-Prez is coming this year!

Task: Make Bart Wait for Presidents to Arrive
Time: 6s
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Lisa Dress to Impress Presidents
Time: 6s
Location: Simpson House

Lisa: Who’s coming this year, Bart?
Bart: Mike.
Lisa: President Mike?
Dwight D. Eisenhower: Plans are nothing, planning is everything!
Lisa: Oh… “Ike”. Not “Mike”, dummy. As in “I like Ike”.
Bart: Well, so far Cue Ball hasn’t written word one of my essay. You can like Ike all you want. I am NOT a fan.
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP


Join us next time for more info on this update, happy tapping!

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