Pride and Prejudices Pt. 2
Lisa: Dad, if you sign my petition, you can help us get rid of this new bathroom law.
Homer: Of course. I like using the ladies’ room.
Marge: Homer! You can’t do that!
Homer: So, I should support the new law?
Marge: No, it’s a stupid law. I’ve already signed the petition against it. But you can’t go around using women’s restrooms! A woman has to have her privacy there.
Homer: So, the new law is stupid, but you’re supporting it?
Lisa: No! That law is only going to hurt people.
Homer: It’s hurting my head already!
Lisa: No Dad, there are people who may have been raised as boys at first but they’re girls now, they live as girls and need to use the girls’ room.
Lisa: And the ones who now are boys, they need to use the boys’ room. It’s not fair to them, and we have to be fair to everybody.
Homer: Like how I can’t have a second piece of cake until everyone else has had a first piece?
Marge: Yes, Homer, something like that.
Homer: I signed it. Now can I have a second piece of cake?
Marge: Of course, Homie.
Homer: And then use the ladies’ room?
Pride and Prejudices Pt. 3
Lisa: Mr. Mayor, we’ve gathered more than enough signatures on this petition to have you repeal the new bathroom law.
Quimby: If the good citizens of Springfield want to flip-flop on this issue, then I want to flip-flop on it too!
Quimby: But I wish you people would make up your sweet minds!
Pride and Prejudices Pt. 4
Moe: Cheer up Homer – join the party!
Homer: But Marge says I can’t use the ladies’ room.
Moe: Don’t worry – I figured out a solution!
Moe: Now everything’s just like before – only better!
Pride and Prejudices Pt. 5
Homer: Moe, you’re a genius!
Moe: That’s what this card I got at the fair says.
Carl: Isn’t it just a matter of time before the new men’s bathroom is as disgusting as the old one?
Homer: That’s a problem for future Homer.
Moe: That’s the secret to a successful business. Give the customer what they want!
Barney: Then why are you always so mean to us?
Moe: That’s the other secret to a successful business. The customer doesn’t know what they really want.
Join us next time for more info on this event, happy tapping!