Quimby: In honor of Springfield’s Pride festival, I’d like to show our individuality-
Quimby: -we will copy what other cities have done and paint our crosswalks rainbow colors!
Homer: But we don’t even have regular, non-gay crosswalks!
Quimby: You’re, uhh, right. First order of business is to paint some plain old white crosswalks – then paint them in a rainbow!
Task: Build Pride Crosswalk [x5]
Celebration Crosswalks Pt. 2
Quimby: Now to add some color! Usually something like this would, uhh, close down the road for a day.
Quimby: Barring elephants and women in giant metal spheres, we should be okay.
Task: Tap Pride Crosswalks [x5]
Sideshow Mel: Uhh, wouldn’t it be faster to just paint them all at once? Or even do colors from the start?
Quimby: If we do colors from the start, then we can’t tell everyone that we painted them over especially for Pride month!
If Pride and Prejudice Pt. 5 is not completed:
System Message: Tap your Pride crosswalks every three hours to add more color and earn Pride Badges!
If Pride and Prejudice Pt. 5 is completed:
System Message: Tap your Pride crosswalks every three hours to add more color!
Lisa: Ooo, mopeds! Dad, you should get one. They’re much more environmentally friendly than a car.
Homer: Well, I have always wanted to ride around, wind in my hairs.
Julio: You do know that a moped has no 48-ounce cup holder.
Homer: Oh, then forget it!
Grady: Hey, I thought this was a gay bar?
Roscoe: They do a Straight Night on Tuesdays. Stan’s trying to bring in more money so he can buy a new widescreen TV.
Grady: *sigh* I guess we could do something else?
Roscoe: Like what?
System Message: You can now make more Pride crosswalks at One Night Stan’s!
Rainbow Balloons Pt. 1
Rainbow Balloons Pt. 2
Rainbow Balloons Pt. 3
Rainbow Balloons Pt. 4
Join us next time for more info on this event, happy tapping!