Pride 2017 and Time Traveling Toaster Takedown: Premium Walkthrough Part 2

Get ready to ride around town as Smithers brings some Rollerskates to ride the Pride parade with some time travelers! Join us right after the jump for his walkthrough!

Roller Refresh Pt. 1

Smithers starts

Mr. Burns: Smithers, it has come to my attention that you’ve been spending your vacation days here at the plant.
Mr. Burns: As much as I’d love all my employees to follow your example, these blasted Socialist laws mandate you take at least one day off.
Smithers: Well, I appreciate your caring, Sir.
Mr. Burns: Pish posh! I just don’t want to get fined. I command you to take today off. I don’t want to see you until tomorrow morning, understood?

Task: Make Smithers Shop for Groceries
Time: 4h
Location: Sconewall Bakery

Rollerskate Smithers: Ahh, nothing like the smell of fresh organic produce.
Rollerskate Smithers: *sigh* Looking at these lumpy potatoes makes me think of Mr. Burns’ head.

Roller Refresh Pt. 2

Smithers starts

Marge: Mr. Smithers? I didn’t think the plant was closed today.
Rollerskate Smithers: Well, actually I have the day off. Truthfully, I don’t know what to do with myself.
Marge: Well, I’m just on my way to do some Yoga. Want to join?
Marge: It’s all the rage with soccer moms and single men like you.
Rollerskate Smithers: Plant workers?
Marge: Yeah…let’s go with that.

Task: Make Smithers Do Rollerskate Yoga
Time: 24h

Rollerskate Smithers: I feel like a bird let out of his cage.
Rollerskate Smithers: Especially after holding the Uncaged Bird pose for forty-five minutes straight!

Roller Refresh Pt. 3

Smithers starts

Rollerskate Smithers: A night out might be the perfect end to this day. Let’s see who’s available on my dating app.
Rollerskate Smithers: Hmmm…“Hobbies: outliving my enemies, scheming, counting my fortune, being painted in the nude”.
Rollerskate Smithers: No picture, but it’s worth a shot. Swiping right!

Task: Make Smithers Go On a Blind Date
Time: 4h
Location: One Night Stan’s, The League of Extra-Horny Gentleman or Mo’s

Mr. Burns: Smithers, there you are! My cellular telephone told me I could find you at this establishment.
Rollerskate Smithers: But, Sir. That was a dating app.
Mr. Burns: Nonsense! I was looking for something to help me grind down our employee’s spirits when suddenly you appeared on the screen.
Rollerskate Smithers: Let me grab some drinks, and I’ll watch you outlive your enemies while you scheme.
Mr. Burns: Capital idea. Now I was thinking of a twelve-step oppression program…
Rollerskate Smithers: Best. Vacation. Ever.

Quest reward: 200$ and 20 XP

The League of Extra-Horny Gentlemen

Carl starts

Carl: Hey, Lenny, I hear there’s a hot new club in town.
Carl: Got a strict dress code and everything. Wanna go tonight?
Lenny: Are you kidding? I’ve got a closet full of flashy clothes just waiting for the right moment to come out.

Task: Make Lenny Dress Up and Go Out
Time: 3h
Location: The League of Extra-Horny Gentlemen
Task: Make Carl Dress Up and Go Out
Time: 3h
Location: The League of Extra-Horny Gentlemen

Carl: I think this place caters to a specific type of extra-horny gentleman.
Lenny: Yea, you can say that again.
Lenny: Great music though.

The Best-iary Money Can Buy

Auto starts

Homer: Awww, look at the adorable dog-person.
Pharaoh Guard: That’s offensive! My name is Rover.
Homer: And look, Maggie, there’s some cuddly mice for you to–
Plague Rats: *SQUEEK*
Homer: Ahh! Plague Rats!
Dilophosaurus: …
Homer: At least this little guy is friendly. I like your Rastafarian neck flaps.
Dilophosaurus: *SHRIEK*

Task: Tap the Dilophosaurus
Task: Tap the Pharaoh Guard
Task: Tap the Plague Rats

Homer: Welcome, everyone! You’re no more out of place than the mutant turkey or the hallucinated space coyote.

Join us next time for more info on this event, happy tapping!


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