Stunt Cannon: Walkthrough

Get ready to shoot Homer once again with the shiny new update, the Stunt Cannon. Join us right after the jump for the update walkthrough!

A Gut-Bustin’ Good Time Pt. 1

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Bart: Dad, Lisa, come quick! I’ve found something amazing!
Bart: The closet where Mom hid all the things she doesn’t want us playing with.
Lisa: My old safety blanket!
Bart: The samurai sword Grampa gave me!
Homer: My cannon from when I was a stunt performer at the Hullabalooza festival!
Marge: No. Not the cannon. Don’t you dare place that!


Task: Place Stunt Cannon

Marge: Oh, that’s just great.
Bart: Stabbity stab stab.
Lisa: Bwanky, I’ll never leave you again.
Homer: Hello, cannon…
System Message: Play through the questline to unlock a special animated job for Homer!

A Gut-Bustin’ Good Time Pt. 2

Homer starts

Marge: Homer, please tell me you’re not going to repeat your Hullabalooza cannon performance.
Homer: As the great playwright Chekhov wrote…
Homer: “If a cannon appears in Part 2, then by Part 5 it must have shot someone in the stomach”.
Lisa: Chekhov never said that.
Bart: Don’t you have a ragged blanket to obsess over?
Lisa: I sure do!

Task: Make Homer Polish the Cannon
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Lisa Suck Her Thumb and Hug Her Blanket
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House

Marge: I knew I should’ve put a lock on that closet where I hide things.
Homer: Is it Part 5 yet? I want to shoot this thing.

A Gut-Bustin’ Good Time Pt. 3

Homer starts

Marge: Homer, the last time you shot cannonballs into your stomach for Hullabalooza, you nearly died.
Homer: You’re exactly right. And the only solution is padding.
Homer: By which I mean a beer belly the size of a waterbed.

Task: Make Homer Guzzle Beers
Time: 1h
Location: Simpson House

A Gut-Bustin’ Good Time Pt. 4

Homer starts

Homer: I think I’m ready for the cannon.
Marge: Homer, be responsible, and remember the slogan.
Marge: “Don’t drink and shoot cannonballs into your stomach”.
Homer: Only one way to sober up. Eat forty pizzas.

Task: Make Homer Eat Many Pizzas
Time: 3h
Location: Simpson House

System Message: Homer’s stomach is ready, even if you’re not.
System Message: You’ve been awarded Homer’s “Stunt Cannon Performance” animated job!

A Gut-Bustin’ Good Time Pt. 5

Homer starts

Homer: Kids, prepare for the coolest thing you’ve ever seen:
Bart: A dinosaur with machine guns for arms?
Lisa: A fairy unicorn?
Homer: A bloated fat man being blasted in the stomach with a ten-pound iron ball.

Task: Make Homer Do Stunt Cannon Performance
Time: 4h
Location: Stunt Cannon

Homer: Pretty awesome, right kids?
Bart: Eh, next time aim at your skull.
Homer: Brain, eh? Intriguing!

Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

Join us next time for more informations on this update, happy tapping!

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2 thoughts on “Stunt Cannon: Walkthrough

  1. Or how about a magical update? There are a few ToH episodes where they are wizards. That update will be freaking awesome!

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  2. I’d love to see them do a mini update like this and add a “sky police” rocket for wiggum to fly around in 🙂

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