Homerpalooza: Weird Al Yankovic Walkthrough

Unlock Weird Al Yankovic and get event currency in a new prize track, easy and quick. Join us right after the jump for his walkthrough for the whole event!

Weird Al-truism Pt. 1

Weird Al Yankovic starts

Weird Al Yankovic: Ah, back in Springfield, the town that holds the record for most illegally downloaded copies of my songs.
Milhouse: Weird Al Yankovic! You’re my musical hero.
Milhouse: I have every one of your albums. I sleep under a Weird Al blanket. You could say I’m obsessed.
Weird Al Yankovic: That’s great. Now, can you take me to the Homerpalooza festival?
Milhouse: Just follow me.

Task: Make Milhouse Imprison Weird Al in His House
Time: 4h
Location: Van Houten Home
Requires: Weird Al Yankovic

Weird Al Yankovic: Listen, Milhouse, it’s been great meeting all your stuffed animals. Big fan of Puppy Goo-Goo.
Weird Al Yankovic: But I really should be getting to the festival.
Milhouse: What’s your hurry… NORMAL AL? Compared to me, I mean.

Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and 10 XP

Weird Al-truism Pt. 2

Milhouse starts

Weird Al Yankovic: Help! I’m supposed to perform at Homerpalooza, but Milhouse has stolen all my concert gear for his “Shrine to Weird Al Yankovic”.
Lisa: Can’t you just take your stuff back?
Weird Al Yankovic: Lisa, I can’t steal from a religious institution! Especially one devoted to me.
Lisa: Then we’ll have to buy you all new gear… I know! We’ll crowdfund it on “FriendMoocher”.
Milhouse: And I’ll be the first to donate!

Task: Make Lisa Create FriendMoocher Campaign
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and 10 XP

Weird Al-truism Pt. 3

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Lisa: Okay, Mr. Yankovic, the “FriendMoocher” bucks are pouring in. What’s the first thing you need to put on a concert?
Weird Al Yankovic: Well, I write a lot of songs about food. So I need to do a lot of research into eating.
Weird Al Yankovic: I wear Hawaiian shirts to cover the food stains!
Lisa: Seems simple enough. How many shirts could you need?

Task: Fund Hawaiian Shirts [x100]

Quest rewards: 525 Event Currency and 10 XP

Weird Al-truism Pt. 4

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Lisa: We’ve purchased a massive supply of Hawaiian shirts, Weird Al. What next?
Weird Al Yankovic: I can’t perform without my trademark curly ringlets.
Weird Al Yankovic: You must buy me… hair curlers!

Task: Fund Hair Curler Supply [x100]

Quest rewards: 200 Festival Tickets, 25 Event Currency and 10 XP

Weird Al-truism Pt. 5

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Weird Al Yankovic: Perfect, my curly hair is cascading in golden ripples down my huge forehead of genius.
Weird Al Yankovic: Now all I need to appear on your Rock Stage is hilarious parody lyrics.
Weird Al Yankovic: And to write those, I’m going to need a lot of rhyming dictionaries.

Task: Fund Rhyming Dictionaries [x100]

Weird Al Yankovic: I’m ready to hit the Rock Stage, Lisa!
Lisa: This is so exciting! We actually have a respectable musician for Homerpalooza.
Weird Al Yankovic: Oh dear. If I look respectable, I’m not doing my job.
System Message: Weird Al Yankovic can now make you laugh in Rock Jam Sessions!


Quest rewards:
Weird Al Yankovic, 25 Event Currency and 10 XP

Weird Al-truism Pt. 6

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Weird Al Yankovic: I can’t wait to get on the Pop Stage! It’s where I can do my best dancing.
Weird Al Yankovic: Until this town gets a Polka Dance Hall.
Weird Al Yankovic: If there’s one thing I’ve observed about pop stars, it’s that they like to glitter!
Weird Al Yankovic: So bring me your rhinestones!

Task: Fund Costume Bedazzling [x200]

Quest rewards: 525 Event Currency and 10 XP

Weird Al-truism Pt. 7

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Weird Al Yankovic: The secret to acting like a pop star is to always be bubbly!
Weird Al Yankovic: I’ll need plenty of sugar to keep that up, and I like my sugar in the form of red licorice.
Weird Al Yankovic: But only ones with a clockwise twist. Counter-clockwise is just unnatural!

Task: Fund Clockwise Red Licorice Twists [x200]

Quest rewards: 200 Festival Tickets, 25 Event Currency and 10 XP

Weird Al-truism Pt. 8

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Weird Al Yankovic: The secret to writing great pop parodies is knowing what millennials like.
Lisa: They seem to like apps.
Weird Al Yankovic: In that case, I need to buy every app there is and find out what it’s doing.
Weird Al Yankovic: Each new generation is so weird!

Task: Fund Pop Parody App Purchases [x200]

Weird Al Yankovic: I’m hopped up on red licorice, bedazzled outfits, and strange dating apps. Time to pop!
System Message: Weird Al Yankovic can now perform in Pop Jam Sessions!

Quest rewards: 25 Event Currency and 10 XP

Weird Al-truism Pt. 9

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Weird Al Yankovic: Time to get ready to drop some parody flow on the Hip Hop Stage.
Weird Al Yankovic: You can go two ways: heavy on the bling, or heavy on the soul.
Weird Al Yankovic: I choose the bling thing!
Lisa: Of course the more expensive one.

Task: Fund Bling Things [x200]

Quest rewards: 525 Event Currency and 10 XP

Weird Al-truism Pt. 10

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Weird Al Yankovic: To really put on a “baller” hip hop show, I’m going to need a lot of high-top sneakers.
Weird Al Yankovic: It’s the only way to get the proper pop, lock, and hip hop bounce.
Weird Al Yankovic: The good news is, we can save on shoelaces. We ain’t gonna need ‘em!

Task: Fund Sneakers [x200]

Quest rewards: 200 Festival Tickets, 25 Event Currency and 10 XP

Weird Al-truism Pt. 11

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Weird Al Yankovic: The final step for doing a Hip Hop show is to get some fresh beats.
Weird Al Yankovic: Oh wait, did I say beats? I meant BEETS! They power the brain!
Weird Al Yankovic: Also, I’m going to need some urban slang.
Weird Al Yankovic: Believe it or not, but a six-foot tall accordion player from Lynwood, California isn’t always up on the latest lingo.

Task: Fund Hip Hop Slang [x200]

Weird Al Yankovic: Yeah boy! I am in the shiz-ouse!
Lisa: And now you’re ready to write some awesome parodies of jazz classics, right?
Lisa: “Food Indigo”? “Cake Five”?
Weird Al Yankovic: “Cake Five”?! Leave it to the professionals, Lisa.
Weird Al Yankovic: Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m about to drop my parody of Drake’s “Fake Love”: “Cake Love”.
System Message: Weird Al Yankovic can now perform in Hip Hop Jam Sessions!

Quest rewards: 50 Event Currency and 20 XP

Join us next time for more info on this event, happy tapping!

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