Homerpalooza Premium Walkthrough: Freddy Freeman and Shredder Stevens

The Sungazers are in town, with their bus, ready to rock. Join us right after the jump for their walkthrough!


Bass Pro Flop Pt. 1

Freddy Freeman starts

Freddy Freeman: After a lifetime of playing bass, I wish I could teach young people what I know.
Moe: Why don’t you make some internet videos on how to play? I hear that’s pretty rewarding.
Freddy Freeman: Great idea! No more sitting around this bar day after day blowing money on beer.
Moe: I have got to stop giving advice.

Task: Make Freddy Freeman Make An Instructional Video
Time: 1h
Location: Sungazer Tour Bus
Moe: Make Moe Regret His Decisions
Time: 3h
Location: Moe’s Tavern

Freddy Freeman: Okay, I’ve shot a video of me performing bass just like in the old days. But the hardest part still remains…
Freddy Freeman: Getting out of my leather show pants.

Bass Pro Flop Pt. 2

Freddy Freeman starts

Freddy Freeman: I’m putting my bass lesson video online. Then, watch the money from the ads on my video channel roll in.
Moe: That’s great. Because you owe a hefty bar tab.
Freddy Freeman: Freddy Freeman always pays his bills.
Freddy Freeman: Unfortunately, that’s only my stage name. My real name is Irving Plotznokl.
Freddy Freeman: And Irving Plotznokl is a serious welcher.

Task: Make Freddy Freeman Teach Bass Lessons Online
Time: 1h
Location: Sungazer Tour Bus
Task: Make Bass Enthusiasts Watch Freddy’s Stream
Time: 1h
Location: Simpson House
Character: Homer

Freddy Freeman: Wait. My online video lesson only got one view?! But I already drank a victory beer! It was free, on the house!
Moe: I have GOT to start making better decisions.

Bass Pro Flop Pt. 3

Moe starts

Freddy Freeman: Moe, I quit doing online bass lessons. Turns out my passion for teaching is only trumped by my love of doing nothing.
Moe: Yeah, well, you still owe me money.
Freddy Freeman: Tell you what. I’ll give a street performance, and any tips I make I’ll give to you. Just give me some cash to start my tip jar.
Moe: Sure, here’s twenty bucks.
Freddy Freeman: Twenty bucks?! Ha ha! So long sucker!

Task: Make Freddy Freeman Walk da Bass
Time: 8h
Moe: Make Moe Curse His Gullibility
Time: 12h
Location: Moe’s Tavern
Quest rewards: $200 and 20 XP

Chasing Imaginary Dragons Pt. 1

Shredder Stevens starts

Shredder Stevens: Freddy, your money troubles are over. We are going back on the road.
Shredder Stevens: You know what they say about your sixth farewell tour…
Freddy Freeman: That we should stop calling them farewell tours.
Shredder Stevens: No, that after you rent the tour bus five times, the sixth time is free.

Task: Make Shredder Stevens Work on a Set List
Time: 2h
Location: Sungazer Tour Bus

Shredder Stevens: Hello, Capital City Bus Rental?
Shredder Stevens: I’ve got five holes punched in my “Bus Club” card…

Chasing Imaginary Dragons Pt. 2

Shredder Stevens starts

Shredder Stevens: Okay, boys, I’ve got our set list ready. First, our two mini-hits from the 80’s…
Shredder Stevens: Then the songs from our 90’s comeback album that nobody bought…
Shredder Stevens: Then a half-hour guitar solo so the fans have a chance to go to the bathroom.
Shredder Stevens: Finally, “Hoping for a Dream”, the only song they actually want to hear.
Shredder Stevens: Now all I need is some masking tape to tape our set list to the floor.

Task: Make Shredder Stevens Buy Masking Tape
Time: 1h
Location: Sungazer Tour Bus

Apu: So, going on tour again, Mr. Stevens?
Apu: I’ll get started on illegal knock-off tour T-shirts right away.

Chasing Imaginary Dragons Pt. 3

Shredder Stevens starts

Shredder Stevens: All right, boys, the bus is ready. Peter, you’re driving the first leg. No texting while driving!
Peter D’Abruzzio: Shredder, we don’t want to go on tour. My son’s in a play and I don’t want to miss its opening.
Freddy Freeman: And I’ve been home-brewing a keg of beer and I don’t want to miss ITS opening…
Shredder Stevens: You’re kidding, right? Our lovable mop-top kidding thing? *gasp* You’re not kidding. I feel faint…

Task: Make Shredder Stevens Mainline Electrolytes
Time: 8h

Shredder Stevens: I am so high on electrolytes one more ion would kill me.
Shredder Stevens: Now to get my idiot bandmates on board with the tour.

Quest rewards: $200 and 20 XP

Join us next time for more info on this event, happy tapping!

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