Rockin’ Otto: Principal Skinner, sir? I’ve decided to quit being a bus driver.
Rockin’ Otto: I want to pursue my dream of being a rock legend.
Skinner: Sorry to lose you, Otto.
Skinner: Not because you’re in any way a good bus driver.
Skinner: Because everyone else refuses to sit in that bus with those kids.
Task: Make Rockin’ Otto Practice Guitar
Location: School Bus
Time Trippin’ Pt. 2
Apu: Excuse me, but you have been standing outside my shop playing air guitar for quite a while now.
Rockin’ Otto: It’s the only kind of guitar I’m any good at. I want to be the world’s greatest shredder but I suck.
Rockin’ Otto: Maybe the Gods of Rock will help me, if I offer them a flaming sacrifice.
Apu: No! Wait! Flaming sacrifices at the Kwik-E-Mart are for customers only!
Task: Make Rockin’ Otto Set Fire to His Guitar
Task: Make Apu Search for Working Fire Extinguisher
Apu: Oh, these fire extinguishers we sell at the Kwik-E-Mart are worthless!
Time Trippin’ Pt. 3
Bleeding Gums Murphy: Otto my son, the Gods of Rock have heard your prayer, and sent me down from Heaven to help.
Rockin’ Otto: You don’t really look like a rocker.
Bleeding Gums Murphy: Yeah, I’m more of a bluesman. But I once filled in for Clarence Clemons.
Rockin’ Otto: So, you’re here to help me achieve my dream of being a great rocker?
Bleeding Gums Murphy: No, I’m one of those angels that come to Earth to convince you that your dreams are stupid.
Task: Make Rockin’ Otto Get Advice From A Dead Sax Player
Location: School Bus
Bleeding Gums Murphy: You see, Otto, even the Rock Gods can’t make someone as untalented as you into a rock legend.
Bleeding Gums Murphy: But don’t feel bad that you’re not cut out to get baked and play guitar.
Bleeding Gums Murphy: It’s just as important to get baked and drive a school bus.
Time Trippin’ Pt. 4
Rockin’ Otto: So my dream of rock superstardom is done. Good to know your limitations, I guess.
Rockin’ Otto: But couldn’t I have one moment of glory on stage?
Bleeding Gums Murphy: Sure, why not? Eat this manna from the Rock Gods, and for one day you will be a great shredder.
Rockin’ Otto: Manna? Looks like weed.
Bleeding Gums Murphy: No, no, no. Although it does work best if you smoke it.
Task: Make Rockin’ Otto Rock Out
Time Trippin’ Pt. 5
Rockin’ Otto: Principal Skinner, turns out I’m never going to be a guitar hero. Can I have my old job back?
Skinner: You never lost it. We assumed that stuff about you wanting to become a rock star was just some bad trip.
Skinner: Good to have you back working with children!
Otto: Huh. Maybe I hallucinated the whole thing. Including that sax man from heaven.
Otto: Maybe I can be a rock star after all.
Bleeding Gums Murphy: No, no, I’m real. I mean, a real ghost. I mean, a worldy avatar of an ethereal concept. I mean… eh, I’m gonna go smoke some manna.
Task: Make Otto Be Confused About Reality
Location: Springfield Elementary
Quest rewards: $200 and 20 XP
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