Lisa: They say rock and roll never forgets.
Bart: Well, now you will neither. ‘Cause that neon sign shines straight into your bedroom window.
Task: Tap the Rock Neon Sign
Anne Deroid: Observe! It is the dancing spotlight robot.
Mecha Hawk: Right on. The party has entered the dwelling’s interior.
Spotlight Dance Bot: *happy beep*
Homer: Go on guys, dance “The Robot”.
Mecha Hawk: Why would you assume I only know that dance? Offensive! Offensive! Offensive!
Task: Tap Spotlight Dance Bot
Helen Lovejoy: Marge, I have a terrific tip for our Investorettes stock-buying club.
Helen Lovejoy: The Sprawlmart Corporation is going to take a huge loss — they way-overbought Emoji Movie merchandise. Sell sell sell!
Marge: Helen, that’s not investing, that’s just gambling. And you’re all addicted.
Marge: You should try a rehab program at Quitters.
Krusty: I’ve been there fifteen times. I’m addicted to the place!
Task: Make Investorettes Take Rehab Classes [x3]
Helen Lovejoy: Quitters has really helped me with my addiction to stock market gambling.
Helen Lovejoy: I’ve got to put some money into a company — it’s a goldmine!
Quitters Gonna Quit, Quit, Quit Pt. 2
Helen Lovejoy: Boy, at Quitters there sure are a lot of celebrities talking about their addictions.
Helen Lovejoy: It completely cured me of my addiction to stock market gambling.
Helen Lovejoy: Who’s got time for it? I could be doing all those fun things celebrities are addicted to!
Task: Make Celebrities Spill Secrets [x5]
Marge: Reverend Lovejoy, I think Helen is addicted again.
Rev. Lovejoy: She should be ashamed of her terrible weakness. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to spend the next twelve hours obsessing over my model trains.
Join us next time for more info on this event, happy tapping!