Homerpalooza: Act 3 Prizes Walkthrough Part 1

Grab some vynils, get Bart ready to rap and conclude this event! Join us right after the jump for the first part of the act 3 prizes walkthrough!


Playing It Backwards

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Lisa: Wow, a vinyl record store. I can search for some of my favorite out-of-print jazz records.
Bart: And I can look for MY favorite out-of-print record: “Dr. Nutso’s Fart Noises ‘76”.
Bart: Fans called it the “Bicentennial Fart Album”.
Bart: Vinyl farts are amazing: mellow high notes, but totally thumping bass.
Lisa: *sigh* A passion is a passion.

Task: Make Lisa Search for Obscure Jazz Records
Time: 4h
Location: All Sales Vinyl
Task: Make Bart Search for Obscure Fart Records
Time: 4h
Location: All Sales Vinyl


One Hit Wonder-brick-wall Pt. 1

Bart starts

Rappin’ Bart: Man, my flow is totally jammed. I can’t think of rhyme one.
Milhouse: You just need something to spark your genius. Like “collaborating” with a bunch of other rappers who do all the work.
Rappin’ Bart: Great idea, Milhouse! Anyone who heard my first rap hit single, “Deep Deep Trouble” will come running.
Milhouse: They’ll do something running.

Task: Make Rappin’ Bart Gather Contact Information on Rappers
Time: 8h
Location: Simpson House

One Hit Wonder-brick-wall Pt. 2

Bart starts

Rappin’ Bart: Took me a while to track down them phone numbers, but now to call some rappers!
Jay G Phone: *rapping* YOU’VE REACHED JAY G. I AM NOT NEAR MY PHONE — I’M RULING MY EMPIRE. SO LEAVE A MESSAGE AT THE TONE!
Alcatraaaz Phone: *rapping* EVERY WHINER CALLS MY DIGITS WHILE I’M BUSY HANDLING AUDITS. GIVE ALCATRAAAZ YOUR NUMBER AND I’LL CALL YOU BACK PROMPTLY.
The Rappin’ Rabbis Phone: *rapping* OY VEY — WE’RE NOT IN TODAY!
Rappin’ Bart: Who needs them! I can write a better song in my sleep.
Gil: You probably can. I wrote those. That’s my latest career: writing rap phone answering messages.

Task: Make Bart Get Fired Up
Time: 1h
Location: Simpson House

One Hit Wonder-brick-wall Pt. 3

Bart starts

Rappin’ Bart: I don’t need anyone’s help coming up with a dope song.
Rappin’ Bart: Just my own genius and enough Buzz Cola that my blood is more sugar than water.
Rappin’ Bart: I’m gonna nail that song in one try.

Task: Make Bart Nail Hit Song in Twenty-Eight Tries
Time: 4h
Location: Benches

One Hit Wonder-brick-wall Pt. 4

Bart starts

Rappin’ Bart: *rapping* THEY THINK THEY CAN DISS ME, THEY SAY MY FLOW IS HISTORY.
Rappin’ Bart: *rapping* BUT I GOT THE RHYMES THAT’LL MAKE THEM WANT TO BLING ME!
Jay G: I KNEW you’d write a good song if you just got angry.
Rappin’ Bart: So you deliberately ignored me to motivate me?!
Jay G: Yep. Usually I hang people upside down outside windows, but hey, why not try something new?

Task: Make Bart Rap Angrily

Rappin’ Bart: Well, that song was great. But who knows where my next idea is coming from.
Jay G: I’ll open a window.
Rappin’ Bart: No, I’m inspired, I promise!

Quest rewards: $200 and 20 XP

Join us next time for more info on this event, happy tapping!

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